[mouse squeaks] [penguins wenk] [all cheering] [ Screeches ] Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time Jake, if I beat you, you have to call me "sensei" for a month.
Deal.
Hi, guys.
ALL: 'Sup, Turtle Princess? Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Argh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Get your hands off me, Steven! Yah! You too, Chad! Hey, girl.
Hey, girl.
Brought you some little fruit pies.
Awesome.
How you doing out here? Turtle Princess, the men out here will not leave me alone! [sighs] It must be nice.
Nah, it's horrible.
They just want me for my lumps.
[ Screeches, caws ] These lumps aren't for sale, Billy! ' [ Caws] - Ugh! Aren't you sick of men going after your turtle lumps? Actually, I've never been able to work my T-Lumps.
I just know what I read in books.
[gasps] Hey, you should write a book telling me how to do it.
Oh, my glob.
Turtle Princess, I always wanted to write trashy books for ladies! [ Hisses ] Hyah! Back up off me, Ricky! Yeah, everyone needs to know that when I work these lumps, no man is immune to their influence.
Jake's ball landed over here, Beemo! [99393] LSP, Finn would be perfect as the test subject for your lump studies.
Yay! I win! Bow to your sensei.
Aw! [ laughs] You got to go undercover and conduct your lump science on him.
Prove to the world that even a white knight like Finn is no match for the power of your lumps.
I'll do it -- for the world! And for you, girl.
Oh, girl! [ting!] Mâ Day one -- on my way to Finn and Jake's.
Side note -- I look fresh to death with my new dress and purse.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Hello? [sexily] Hey, Jake.
Is Finn home? Ohh! 'Sup, LSP? [ Normal voice ] Oh, hey.
I'm answering that ad you put out for the "Adventure Secretary.
" What? Ugh! Hold on.
I'll get it.
[ Paper rustling ] Hold on.
It's down in there.
Okay, wait.
I got it.
Here you go.
"Wanted -- Adventure Secretary.
" [sniffs] Smells like fruit pie.
It's nice of you to want to be our secretary, but we don't need one.
Dude, look at her.
Mmm.
Oh, glob.
Yeah, it's sad.
Come on.
We got to help her.
Ah.
All right, LSP, come inside.
Awesome.
Totally nailed the interview.
[ Slurp! ] I'm gonna need a secretary desk.
Rah! [ Screech! ] I'm starving! What's for dinner?! Oh.
Uh we got some blueberries.
Jake has saltines.
Yuck.
Looks like I'll have to bust out these cobras to get a better dinner.
[sexily] Hey, Finn.
You got anything better to eat? Oh, cool -- old spaghetti.
I'm gonna go heat this up.
Chapter one -- "Gotcha.
" Have a good night.
See you in the morning.
Good night, you guys! Finn is even more overpowered by my lumps than I thought.
I guess at the end of the day, it's all about the lumps.
TURTLE PRINCESS RING-TONE: Hey, girl.
Hey -- [cellphone beeps] Hey, girl.
Oh, Turtle Princess, this book is coming out awesome! Oh, good, girl.
I can't wait to read it.
Thanks, girl.
- Good' night, girl.
- Good night, girl.
[ Click ] [snoring] [ Crackle ] [ groggily ] Huh? What's that? 'Sup, LSP? What are you guys doing? We're carrying these rocks on an adventure up to the mystery mountains.
Oh, nuh-uh! I am not gonna carry rocks! That's okay.
Jake can carry them.
Yep.
Ugh! Fine.
You're welcome, Finn.
Ugh! My arms weren't meant to carry so many rocks, you guys.
Come on, LSP.
You can make it.
Ugggggh! [ Rocks clatter] RING-TONE: Hey, girl.
Hey -- [cellphone beeps] Turtle Princess, you can't call me.
You're gonna blow my cover! Good morning, girl.
Good morning, girl.
Would you be mad at me if! ask out Billy, that vulture who was hitting on you? I think he's cute, and Hey, LSP, shake a leg.
Can't talk right now, girl.
[cellphone beeps] The Loch of Phantoms.
Princess Bubblegum said the rocks would show us the safe path.
This is way too boring for my book.
Oh! My shoulder strap! Oh, my orange juice is coming out! Ha! Gotch-- huh? [splash ] [ chuckles ] Jake.
"Kerploop!" JAKE: [ chuckles ] "Kerploop.
" Not gotcha? All right! [ Drip! splat! ] Ughhh! This place is plops, Finn! We can meet you back at the tree house later, if you want.
That weird light.
[ Shimmer! ] Hey, Finn! Finn, my dress is slipping! Huh? Listen, LSP, we gotta be careful.
Whooooo! My dress! - No, LSP! It's not safe! - Aaah! Don't look! He-e-e-e-e-y! Oh.
Hey, Fi-i-i-nn.
[ Knock on wall ] She's stuck in there! We gotta bust through this wall! [Shing! knock! knock! ] [Clang! knock! ] I knew you couldn't resist me, Finn.
Oh, lump.
I took it too far.
[Whish!] [gasps] My powerful lumps have turned Finn into a grody monster! Get away, Finn! Aah! No! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Hyah! Aah! I-l can't look! [Whoosh! ] Aah! [ Both breathing heavily] That was so crazy! What just happened?! Oh.
Um, Bubblegum sent us on a quest to destroy these cursed mirrors.
Evil stuff happens when you look into them.
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