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(MOUSE SQUEAKS)
(PENGUINS CHIRP)
(ALL CHEERING)
(SCREECHES)
(QUACKS)
Adventure Time
Come on, grab your friends
We'll go to very distant lands
With Jake the dog and Finn the human
The fun will never end
It's Adventure Time
(IMITATING SIREN)
(CREAK!)
(SCREAMS)
BUBBLEGUM: Okay, how about now?
- (CLANG)
- FINN: Yeah, I can feel it.
But there's a little delay.
Hmm.
How about now? (CLANG)
Now I felt it before you hit me.
Whoa! Really?!
Ha ha! Just kidding!
It's fine.
It's fine.
Come on, now.
This is serious.
And expensive.
I've been working on this new arm
since the last time this happened,
so please don't blow it
up so fast this time.
(CHUCKLES) We'll see.
Honestly, though,
this doesn't even feel that weird now.
I mean, maybe it's 'cause
it already happened
once before, but, I don't know.
It feels like normal, I guess.
(BANANA GUARD CLEARS THROAT)
I mean, I know it's "serious.
"
(GROANS) Jake and Susan and Rattleballs
all got pretty banged up.
But for me, I guess it's like
I don't know.
It feels
right or something.
What's weird, though, is that grass guy.
Kinda rubs me the wrong way, that one.
Yes the mysterious grass guy.
Tell me again what happened
with the two of you this morning.
(INHALES, EXHALES DEEPLY)
Okay, so, as you know
after Susan had gone crazy
and kicked Jake's butt,
my grass arm got steamed
and kicked her butt.
Then it ran off and merged butts
with my Finn Sword
and turned into this guy,
and he starts talking smack!
Mah! Maaaaah!
What?!
Mah! Mah!
Hey, man, you stay back!
Eeyuh! Muh eeyuh!
Muh eeyuh!
Hey! I-I said stay back, man!
I seen what you did to Susan!
(GROANING)
(STRAINING) Susan's
cells are on fire.
Susah! Susah?!
Hey!
(PANTING) Stop!
(BOTH GRUNTING)
BOTH: You leave her alone, you weirdo!
BOTH: Susan's my friend!
Fruh
freh
Friend.
What?!
Huh?
I said, "What?" What did you say?
"Whu?"
Oh.
Okay.
My ears weren't working
before, for some reason.
Or my mouth.
(CHUCKLES) Sorry about that.
Also, why are you dressed like me?
Get a life, man.
What?!
You're dressed like me, man! Geez!
Anyway, you just keep your
hands off of Susan, guy.
Susan? Can you hear me?
It's Finn.
Susan?
Owwww!
No touch.
- (GASPS)
- FINN: Oh.
Sorry.
(SUSAN GROANING) You keep
your hands off of my friend!
What are you on abou
Aaah! Whoa!
(THUD) Oof!
Don't worry, Susan!
(BOTH GRUNTING)
All right, all right!
Enough! Truce, truce!
(GROANS)
(BOTH PANTING)
Sorry, dawg, but I can't
let you hurt Susan.
(GROWLS)
I wasn't gonna hurt her!
I was protecting her from you!
Me? But I'm Finn Mertens, man.
I'm 100% hero.
Everyone knows that.
What?! I'm Finn Mertens!
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Sorry, man.
I mean, I'm flattered, but come on.
No, you come on!
JAKE: Finn!
Hold on, buddy! I'm coming!
(INHALES DEEPLY)
Jake! Boy, am I glad to see you!
This bozo keeps saying he's me.
Why don't you set him straight
and tell him who the real Finn is.
That one.
What?
Yeah, I don't know what you are.
Some kind of demon-plant
thing, probably.
But I
Beating up on my poor brother
like some kind of demon!
- (GASPS)
- Yeah!
Show us your true form, demon!
Yeah, show us!
BOTH: (CHANTING) Show us! Show us!
Show us! Show us!
Show us! Show us!
(CHUCKLES)
(GRUNTS) Oof!
Whoa!
Yeah, it's a real mess out here.
We're gonna need the huge ambulance.
Yeah, no.
No.
No, the huge
No.
No.
No.
Put Banana Guard number 2 on the phone.
Well, go get him!
All right, all right.
I think I've heard just
about enoughhhhh
to know that I need to
hear that all over again.
Why don't you take it from the top?
Okay, so, as you know
Hey, BMO.
(SCREAMS)
(GASPING, WHIMPERING)
(RAPID FOOTSTEPS)
BMO?
(POP!)
Oh, hey! My nose is back.
(SNIFFING)
Mmm! Stinks good in here.
(SNIFFS)
It's got that "big boy" musk.
Socks, trash, butt
All the stinks of home.
Ha! Hey, what are you doing?
Get out of here! Ha!
Man, I remember that day.
That was when BMO lost
control of the tank.
(CHUCKLES)
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
Ha!
Aw.
BANDIT PRINCESS: Hey! Give me that!
What the crease?!
You gonna get it now, dude!
That's the Grass Sword!
Hyah!
What the hey?
Oh, no.
No, no, no.
(GROANS)
I hate this.
I liked it before.
(SPIDER HUMMING)
Who are you?
Oh, you know A curse.
An emissary from beyond.
Some kind of grass octopus spider.
(SCREAMS) Grass Demon!
You're making me nervous, dude.
No! No, no, no!
Don't worry about me.
(STRAINING) I am worrying about you!
Dude, stop this!
It's okay.
I just gotta
do something here.
One sec.
Okay, just one more (MUFFLED) second.
So, how are you today?
I'm good.
I want out of here, though.
I've pretty much done
all I can do in here.
You and me, we could do
a lot better out there.
I want out, too.
Let's do it.
Wait do you mean out of the
sword or out of the cocoon?
(CHUCKLES) Okay.
I get it.
When we get out of here,
let me do the talking.
(GROANS)
And then you asked me to
take it from the top.
So that guy is definitely
an alternate-reality evil
doppelganger, right?
Huh.
No.
He's not even from a different timeline.
Finn, he's just you.
Yeah, you say that, but I'm me.
- So he's
- (TELEPHONE RINGS)
BMO?
(SHATTERING) News flash, hotshot
You're in the house, and
you're made out of grass,
and you're breaking my
china, and I'm scared!
What?!
This grass guy's scaring BMO!
Let's get him!
Waaaaaaaaah!
I've got a crush on Jake.
(OLD-TIMEY MUSIC PLAYING)
Oh, no, no, no.
I can't get anything right!
(SCREAMS)
(MUSIC CONTINUES, MUTED)
(MUSIC SLOWS)
JAKE: Hey, weedy!
Hey.
Just let me suck around
a bit, okay, man?
No way, buster!
You're hurting BMO!
I'm okay!
Geeeeeeet outta here!
Come on, Finn!
Jake, uh, I'm still processing all this.
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