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- [MOUSE SQUEAKS]
- [PENGUINS CHIRP]
[ALL CHEERING]
- [SCREECHES]
- [QUACKS]
Adventure Time
Come on, grab your friends
We're going to a very distant land
With Jake the dog and Finn the human
The fun will never end
It's Adventure Time
- JAKE: [SHOUTING] Finn?
- FINN: Yo.
Oh, hey.
Me and BMO are heading
over to the vuvuzela store
in the music kingdom.
You want to come with?
I got to get a new vuvuzela.
Somebody keeps smashing my old one.
[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
[BMO SCREAMS]
I can't bear this burden any longer!
It was me!
I'm the vuvuzela smasher!
BMO, how could you?
NEPTR: No, it was me!
I'm the vuvuzela smasher.
Neptr?!
FINN: No, I'm the vuvuzela smasher.
All right, all right.
Well, I'm still getting one.
You coming?
Nah, me and Fin
Fern are supposed to clean out
the chicken coop today.
And if anyone tries to stop me,
I'll slash their flipping faces off.
True, true.
Okay, well, I'll see you later then.
Come on, BMO.
BMO: Jake, I'm sorry!
I really am the smasher!
JAKE: Ah, don't sweat it, buddy.
[LAUGHS]
Holy cow!
Fern, that was perfect!
Hyup!
You're getting new powers
like every day now.
Let me see you do Jake
No, wait, Ice King! Do Ice King!
Ha, nah, man.
[BRRRB!]
Imitating uncool people infects you
with their loserishness.
Oh.
Yeah, that rings true.
It's too bad you didn't develop any
coop-poop-scooping skills.
That coop is incredibly disgusting.
Actually, about that,
I was thinking that,
instead, maybe you and I could explore
some secret ruins I found.
Secret ruins?! Sweet!
Maybe we can still catch
up with Jake and BMO!
Or maybe Neptr could come!
Hey, Neptr, you want to go
on an adventure, buddy?!
NEPTR: Oh, my glob! Hold on!
Actually, I was thinking
maybe just you and me would go.
Spend some quality time together
Finn and Fern style.
Yeah, okay.
That actually even sounds like something
Jake would want us to do.
[CHUCKLES] Forget it, Neptr!
Dungeon surprise
Right before my eyes
What a surprise
The dungeon surprise
FINN AND FERN: One, two, three shoot!
Rock!
One, two, three shoot!
Scissors!
[CHUCKLES]
This is so weird.
I can't tell if it's boring or fun.
Well, I can It's boring!
I want the thrill of victory!
Who wants to be the same all the time?
Come on, man!
You know you love it!
Come on!
One, two, three
Come on!
[SIGHS]
BOTH: One, two, three shoot.
- Rock.
- Paper.
- What?!
- Whoa!
I won this time.
What? But that's not fair!
[GROWLS]
Why is nothing ever fair?
Hey, Fern, it's just a game.
Don't be so weird.
Don't!
Don't call me that.
[INHALES SHARPLY]
- Sorry.
- Ah, it's okay.
That stuff won't mean a thing.
I mean, that stuff don't mean a thing.
Hey, come on, we're almost there!
Whoop, whoop, whoop!
Hey, wait up!
Whoop, whoop!
Whoop, whoop, whoop!
Whoop, whoop, whoop!
Whoop! Whoop!
Look, we're here!
Where?
I just see a bunch of
rock, swear to glob.
But check this out.
Whoa! Magic key!
I had to chop up a bunch
of stubborn so-and-so's
to get my hands on this baby.
Dang! You been busy.
Wow, would you look at that!
They hid a ziggurat in the cliff side.
Amazing!
Yeah, I poked around
in there a bit, but
Dut, dut, dut! No spoilers!
No, I know.
I didn't go past the first level.
I was saving it to do together.
Sweet.
Whoa, what is that, a fitness pole?
Hey ya, hey ya, hey ya!
Come on.
This way.
Hey, Fern, wait up.
Hey, I just want to say
that it's really cool
that you're into this stuff.
You know that we
have so much in common.
It feels almost like we're
real brothers, right?
Or even closer.
I think that's the treasure
chamber down there.
Why don't you go check it out?
I want to study these
interesting carvings.
Hmm.
Fascinating.
Oh.
Uh, okay.
I guess just holler if you need me.
[SIGHS]
Hey, what's this?
Contemporary chair, contemporary trash,
contemporary meatloaf.
Hey, bad news, Fern.
It looks like we've got a
squatter situation here.
I think they got the treasure,
but they left some meatloaf behind.
The good news is I know
a meatloaf dealer
[MUFFLED] What the?!
Fern?
Fern?
[GRUNTING]
Uh, Fern?
I think maybe the wind
blew the door shut.
An "act of nature," I would presume.
I'm sorry.
I don't actually
know how to make meatloaf.
That's just a pan of dirt.
Well, that's okay.
I don't know how to, either!
Fern, please open the door.
This is where you live now.
You'll be fine.
What?! Fern, what about
Jake and BMO my home?
It's been your home long enough.
It's Fern's turn.
I think I'm going to be
a really great Finn.
Hey, do you know who my favorite is?
It's Neptr.
I'm a Neptr guy!
I'll be back in a month
with a new bucket of trash.
Later!
Fern!?
[GRUNTS]
I've been double-crossed by grass Finn!
I don't like being abandoned!
I'm sensitive to it!
[GROANS]
Mmm!
[SIGHS] It's too hot!
[GROANS]
[MUTTERING]
There's got to be
something useful in here.
[SCREAMS]
Oof!
You'll be back in a month?
With a new bucket of trash?
It's hot! There's no air in here!
I need air!
I need air!
[WHIRRING]
Wha?
Oh!
A microphone.
There's some dried ketchup on it.
Uh, hello.
[BEEPS]
Hi, Finn!
You're still asleep after
your fight with Susan.
But when you wake up, I'm
sure you'll have fun
discovering everything
your new arm can do.
And, Finn, sincerely,
thank you for defending
our kingdom again.
Oh.
Someone else wants to thank you, too.
Thank you, Finn!
[LAUGHS]
I don't know.
Okay, um
Welcome, Finn!
Huh.
Yes!
[BUZZING]
Huh?
You donked up!
[SCREAMS]
[BRRRB!]
How did you get out?
[GRUNTS]
[GROWLING]
Whoa!
Hey!
[GRUNTING]
What do you think you're doing?!
I'm weed whacking.
You've been Finn long enough!
It's my turn.
[GROWLS]
Fern, smarten up!
Nuh-uh!
What are you?
A weed whacker!
[HISSING]
[GRUNTING]
Nyuh!
[HISSES]
My belzer!
[GRUNTING]
Whoa!
[PANTING]
[LAUGHS]
Fern, if things are going down the way
I think they're going down
Please tell Jake I love him.
That doesn't matter.
I love him!
I know you do, Fern.
Listen, we can stop this
and just go home together.
All this lying and fighting,
it doesn't have to end like this.
Today doesn't have to
have this kind of
finality.
Fatality!
[DOOR OPENS]
[DOOR CLOSES]
Hey, boys!
Y'all have fun out there?
Wait, what happened?
I know that look.
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