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[MUNCHING]
- [SLURPS]
- Huh?
I was just sipping my coffee.
Oh.
[MUNCHING]
[SLURPS]
[BOTH CONTINUE SLURPING AND
MUNCHING RHYTHMICALLY]
[BOTH LAUGH]
[BMO LAUGHS]
I am also excited about today.
Oh, yeah?
Today is the first day of my new job.
What's your new job, BMO?
Yeah, are you a spy?
You know, 'cause of the overcoat?
I'm a door-to-door salesman.
- Oh.
- Oh.
What are you selling?
I've got so many great things.
Like for the man about town,
this piece of lint.
I'll take it.
Hooray! My first sale!
That'll be four doubloons.
Can I pay you later?
Mm, the customer is always right!
Good attitude, BMO.
Well, gentlemen
got to chop that wood.
[WHISPERING] It's Ice King.
[WHISPERING] I know.
Oh!
Okay, wish me luck, fellas,
even though I don't need
- Aah!
- Aah!
- [THUD]
- [BOTH GIGGLE]
- Aw.
- Aw.
ICE KING: Boy, this is great, huh?
You and me out in the fresh air?
Now, the key to being a tip-top salesman
is to get the ol' foot in the door.
Bodies don't talk, Ice King.
Well, mine does.
Okay, then.
If I say "My feet hurt,"
you can go "Woof woof.
"
That's my dogs barking.
BMO, I think we're gonna
make an unbeatable team.
Yeah, yeah! Let's go! Let's
go! Let's go! Let's go!
[LAUGHS]
TREE TRUNKS: "Chapter 3
No Time For Sleeping.
Elizabeth's heart was racing
like a water mill after spring thaw.
She knew her enemies
were coming for her,
but when?
Suddenly, there was a
knock at the door.
"
- [KNOCK ON DOOR]
- Oh!
TREE TRUNKS: Oh.
Oh,
my goodness.
[GROANS]
Someone's at the door.
That's all.
Hello.
Tree Trunks, how are your children?
Can you believe this weather?
So polite.
Please, please come in.
You have a lovely home.
Here, have some apple pie.
Oh, thank you.
Now, what can I do for you?
Oh, well, I'd like to show
you what I'm selling today.
[GRUNTS]
Okay, we have a broken branch,
a half-eaten sandwich
Oh, another ball of lint.
Another?
These are selling like red hots.
A dust bunny That's like
a cage-free ball of lint.
A doll's head,
and a little velvet bag,
tied tight at the top.
I'll take the branch.
My loose cash is up there
in the flower jar.
Help yourself.
ICE KING: Ohh!
[JAR CLUNKS] [LAUGHS]
[BOTH LAUGH]
You have a lovely home.
- Aah!
- Whoa!
What'd you buy, honey bunch?
A branch.
Huh.
Huh? Oh.
Ah, Tree Trunks, you're
a financial genius.
[BMO LAUGHS]
I can't believe we unloaded that branch.
It wasn't even our best one.
Oh, my.
Shield my eyes from the sun.
ICE KING: Why?
Because I think I see our next customer.
Those nuts could be ours.
Excuse me, little boy!
How are your children?!
Ice King, duck.
Jump.
Right.
Right again.
[LAUGHS] Left.
Jump, jump.
Left.
Right.
Left.
Ice King, you're doing so good.
You have not bumped into anything.
BMO, where's the customer?
Oh, no.
I was so excited
about you not bumping into
anything, I lost the customer.
Ice King, I think we are lost.
[ANIMAL HOWLS]
Look.
- A house.
- All I see is the inside of this coat.
And stop.
Knock politely.
[FOOTSTEPS]
[HINGES CREAK]
Mysterious sentinel, you
have a lovely home.
[WHISPERING] Turn.
[NORMAL VOICE] How are your children?
[GASPS]
Hello.
I'm a door-to-door salesman, ma'am.
[ICE KING COUGHS]
[CHUCKLING] Oh, excuse my indigestion.
Ouch!
I have some wonderful new products,
like, uh, this ball of lint.
No, wait, this is the dust bunny.
Uh
Oh, oh! I know this velvet bag.
Did I mention that it
contains Finn's teeth?
[AX CLATTERS] Please,
let's go in the parlor,
where we can be more comfortable.
And you're sure these are Finn's teeth?
- Yes.
- The same Finn
who serves Princess Bubblegum,
obstructs my plans,
and plagues my thoughts?
Yes.
Finn the human's teeth.
That's a BMO guarantee.
ICE KING: [WHISPERING]
Psst! Does Finn know
you have his teeth?
Because I don't think
[WHISPERING] Hey! I'm trying
to close a sale here.
I hope you accept silver.
I can pay you immediately.
Yes, my pretties.
Poor, little guy.
Still
wearing out the shoe leather
trying to make just one more
lousy sale before coming home.
He'll feel better after we
have a little party for him.
Still, it's tough seeing your kid
get his heart set on doing
something he really sucks at.
[DOOR OPENS]
Hello, boys.
Meet the
salesman of the year.
Or maybe of the decade.
The Chinese food is on me.
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