This is my catering.
She's the sister.
Hi.
I ate a sausage over there
thinking it was a prune.
15 years of vegetarianism, gone!
Like bang, bang!
[THEY LAUGH]
We do actually call them bangers.
Ah, that's funny!
Yes, it was.
So, how do you two know each other?
BOTH: We are partners
- Business partners.
- Yes.
She's been working with me in Finland.
- Yes!
- And
- We don't get to see each other that much.
- No, exactly.
- I'm a big fan.
- I'm a huge
Thank you admirer.
I'm going to get a drink.
Do you want anything?
Oh, champagne, please.
Oh, off the wagon?
Just when I'm with you.
[THEY LAUGH]
Let's go fucking crazy tonight, then.
Hmm?
- What did you say?
- No, no, I I was
- No, what did you say?
- Oh, just
I just said, "Let's go
fuck like crazy tonight.
"
Oh, God.
Okay!
[NERVOUS LAUGHTER]
- Shut up.
- Oh, my God!
He is a very good businessman.
He's just socially sort of
- What's?
- Shut up.
Claire!
Please don't, please don't.
I can't cope.
- Okay?
- Okay.
What's his name?
What's his name?
Klare.
What?
His name is Klare.
Don't.
Oh, God, I have to announce.
Okay, mingle, but don't talk to anyone.
- Okay.
- I'm not in love with him.
Okay.
Hi, everyone.
I am very proud
to announce the nominees
for the Women in Business Awards,
sponsored by us here at Hurbots.
Amongst our exceptional women,
we have Georgina Franks.
[APPLAUSE]
Belinda Friers.
And another extraordinary woman
Klare Korhonen.
Sorry, I think there's
been a mistake, here.
Elizabeth Sawkin.
Congratulations to you all.
Have a wonderful evening.
We'll be presenting the award very soon.
I'm going to introduce Sylvia,
who's going to introduce Belinda.
When you hear me introducing Sylvia,
get her on stage.
- It has to go like cockwork.
- Like what?
Cockwork.
Claire, your brain is
somewhere else right now.
Sylvia, go!
Sylvia!
[SHE VOMITS]
Crap.
A huge thanks to Matthew, Mark, Luke
and John for coming up
with this award.
And to LinkedIn
for connecting us all
this evening and beyond.
I am so excited to introduce
Sylvia Hamburg,
this year's winner of Women Who Work,
who will announce this year's
Best Woman in Business.
Sylvia.
What a legend!
I'll do it!
I can do it.
I'm sorry,
it appears that Sylvia is busy,
which shouldn't come
as a surprise, really.
I-It's been a big year for business
particularly women in business.
Men have been pretty hands-on
the past few decades.
[LAUGHS]
I'd like to thank all
the brilliant men and women
for supporting each other here
at Hurbots.
We're a family, really.
And if we've learned anything
during the past 12 months,
it's that family really shouldn't
touch each other up
next to the photocopier.
[LAUGHTER]
I am honoured to present
this award to this year's
Best Woman in Business
Belinda Friers.
Fuck's sake!
[APPLAUSE]
Thank you, thank you.
Well, um
Well, I was going to say
this is a bit on the nose,
- but she doesn't seem to have one.
- [LAUGHTER]
- What were you thinking?
- It'll be fine.
It's not fine.
I awarded her with a pair of tits.
- Chase her down.
- Chase her down?
It's a stolen piece of art.
I will deal with the photographer.
Claire! Oh, my God! You were brilliant!
Thank you, Klare.
I love the joke.
Oh, well, I didn't think
it was that funny.
- Can you go, my love?!
- I'm just going to
- Take the stairs.
- Okay.
[THUNDER RUMBLES]
I'm trained in martial arts.
It's just the basics, but it is enough.
- I work at Harbots.
- Hurbots.
Yes, I ate a courgette off your tray.
- Yeah, it was delicious.
- Thank you.
What do you want?
That.
I need to take your award back.
Why?
It's a stolen piece of art.
It's not really an award.
It's all my fault.
I can explain.
Is it a long story?
Sort of.
And she still doesn't know you have it?
That's glorious! I think
you did exactly the right thing.
I think you're the only person
who thinks that.
God!
Women's awards.
Congratulations.
Oh! It's infantilising bollocks.
What? Don't you think it's good that?
No, no, it's ghettoising.
It's a subsection of success.
Ah, it's a fucking
children's table of awards.
Why did you go?
Because I'd be an arsehole not to.
Miss Friers.
Thank you, darling.
Gosh, she's hot.
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