I would like to depart from my usual format because I read a book that It truly just knocked my mental socks off.
It's called "The Menopausal Male".
Its author, the psychiatric scholar Dr Helmut Bruga, has agreed to join us today from the University of Washington.
Dr Bruga, guten Tag.
I've been an admirer of yours for a long time.
(Dr Bruga) 'I enjoy your show as well.
' Really? 'Yes.
Though I do not in most cases agree with your analysis.
' Back to your book.
We're familiar with the changes that occur in the female menopause, but 'Excuse me, Dr Crane.
May I say hello to Roz? ' Yes, of course.
- 'Hello, Roz.
' - Hello, Dr Bruga.
Your research indicates that the reproductive imperative is reawakened in later life when a man is 'You have a very sensuous voice.
' Thank you.
- 'Not you.
Roz.
' - Yes, well, back to male menopause 'Would you like to go to a movie, maybe grab a bite? ' Well, that would be very No, thank you very much.
Thank you for joining us, Dr Bruga, and for so vividly proving your point.
- 'You will give Roz my number? ' - Oh, I think Roz has your number.
(Doorbell) - Oh, hello, Dr Crane.
- Hello, Daphne.
Is this a bad time? Your brother isn't home, your father's out walking Eddie.
Oh, darn the luck.
I stopped by to drop off this necklace for Maris.
I'll hide it here till her birthday.
- I'm sure it will be fine.
Mind if I peek? - Not at all.
Oh! My! Emeralds! Your practice must be doing well.
Who'd have thought the mentally disturbed had this much money? - Would you like to try it on? - Oh, yes! Wouldn't Mrs Crane mind? No.
Maris is the soul of generosity.
Just last week, she donated all her old cocktail dresses to a homeless shelter.
Oh, let me just get my hair out of the way.
Oh! Oh, my! - Can you see them? - Oh, yes, thank you.
Hello, Niles.
Whatever are you doing here? I bought an emerald necklace for Maris, and I needed someplace to hide it.
Emeralds? Well, may I see it? Not at the moment, no.
- Why not? - It's down me blouse.
I see.
Well, I'm sure Maris will never think of looking for it there.
It slipped down there when I was trying it on.
I'll go extract it.
Just call me butterfingers.
Join a health club, Niles.
- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Dad.
- Niles, what brings you by? - I'm hiding Maris' birthday gift.
Oh, it's that time again.
I guess I'll have to get her something.
Too bad.
I just got back from the hardware store.
I saw a great ratchet set.
As if there's anything left on her that needs tightening.
- Oh, Dad, no, not more duct tape! - Yeah I got to repair a little split in the old throne here.
Got to catch these rips early, or they look like hell.
- Why don't I bring the Eames here? - Oh, no.
I need a comfortable place for my fanny.
- (Whispers) How about Florida? - I heard that.
I put all this care into decorating my home, only to have it mocked by this atrocity.
It is your home.
Why don't you just make him get rid of it? It's not so simple.
One would have to find the right moment.
One should consider Dad's feelings.
- He is attached to this little chair.
- You're afraid to stand up to him! Oh, like you're not! At least I don't have to live with something unattractive.
I'm just having some fun with you.
I think Maris is rather attractive in a minimalist sort of way.
Oh, forget it.
I'm just upset about the chair.
There's a sound psychological basis for getting rid of this chair.
- Oh, really? Enlighten me, Doctor.
- With pleasure.
Originally, Dad needed it to bridge the transition from his old apartment.
But, as with all transitional objects, be they a teddy bear, be they a thumb, be they a blanky Stop saying "be they"! The point is, there comes a time when you must put these security objects aside and reassert your independence.
Yes, of course.
So you're saying that if I should go down to the store, buy Dad a new chair and throw this one away, I'd be doing it for him? It would be a payback for when he used your blanky to clean his revolver.
Oops, I'm sorry.
Our time is up.
Dear God, Frasier, we've stumbled upon hell's waiting room.
This is not for the faint of heart.
We're treading a thin line here.
We need something that complements my decor and pleases Dad.
Oh, dear God! How could anyone have something like that in their living room? It looks like it's upholstered in golf pants.
Perhaps you could help us? - Perhaps.
- We need a chair.
- We got 'em.
- Wait.
We'd like one with the presence of a Mies van der Rohe, and the insouciance of a Le Corbusier.
This one vibrates.
Perhaps you could direct us to your recliners, preferably one in suede.
People seem to like this Lazy Guy.
What do they call the deluxe model: The Hopeless Slackass? Oh, hey! What about this one over here? That would not look altogether hideous in my living room.
Have a seat.
It's got Swedish massage.
- No, thanks.
- No, no.
Go ahead.
Try it out.
- I'll fire it up for you.
- That won't be necessary.
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