If some guy grabs your parking space, you don't just sit there, say something! Dad, a man with no front teeth and stitches on his nose can't take criticism.
- What's this? - One of Daphne's inspirational tapes.
Oh, my God! "Here, Have a Rainbow", by Dr Honey Snow.
How can you listen to this drivel? It's awfully popular drivel.
She tells everyone they're wonderful and nothing's their fault.
What do you know? They like it.
You should read one of her books.
I have.
After a page, I yearned for the worldly cynicism of Barney the Dinosaur.
Niles, to what do we owe this pleasure? - Brace yourself.
It's raffle time! - Not again! Yes.
Ye gods, who's been plumbing the shallows of Dr Honey Snow? - I have.
- Insightful, isn't she? Tickets are only ten dollars and support Maris' little opera group.
- What's the grand prize? - Their lead soprano, Mrs Fitzgibbons, will come and perform "The Ride of the Valkyries".
We've sold 800 tickets so the risk is pretty minimal.
All right.
In return, a stock tip: Vectorcomp Software.
Wendell says they can't miss.
- Who's Wendell? - My broker.
Every stock he puts me on to pays off.
He's clairvoyant.
I've got a bit tucked away.
Maybe I should take a chance with Wendell.
- It's not a sure thing.
- Nothing in life is a sure thing.
Dr Snow has a little saying: "Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
" She'd better copyright that before some hack steals it.
I'll go in for 500.
That's a lot for me, but I have a feeling I'm in for some luck.
I'd better get ready.
I'm off to the Book Nook.
Dr Snow's signing copies of her book.
What about my whirlpool therapy? Oh, right, I forgot.
Would you go there for me, Dr Crane? It's around the corner from the station.
I would sooner attend a hoedown.
I have my compulsive spending seminar and I hope to sell these tickets.
- What's the big deal? - My reputation! What's the big deal? OK.
If it makes you happy to see me humiliate myself.
I always get a kick out of it.
Thanks ever so.
Look, everyone.
Eddie has found his "inner puppy"! - This will just take a minute.
- I hope so.
I've barely got an hour.
Oh, God, not another Honey Snow book.
"Don't Change, You're Perfect.
" People go for this junk? It's unbelievable.
Get her autograph for me? Over there.
Get it signed then we'll have lunch at Le Cigare Volant.
- Me? Why don't you do it? - My reputation! What's the big deal? All right.
It's wonderful, isn't it? I just love what she says about finding a moment each day to stop and give yourself a mental hug.
I'm giving myself one now.
Really? Actually, it's more of a Heimlich manoeuvre.
- Got it.
- Good.
Let's buy it and go! Not so fast.
She wants to meet you.
I don't want to meet the woman! Do you know what she looks like? I don't care.
The woman stands for everything I find totally enchanting.
Hello, I'm Dr Honey Snow.
And I'm Wait, don't tell me Dr Frasier Crane! Dr Crane, let me shake your hand.
Oh, what am I saying - hug! Why not? After all, a handshake is just a hug for fraidy-cats.
No fear here.
- I am one of your biggest fans.
- I've recently become one of yours.
I think the advice you give is so brilliant, yet so simple.
What about those mental hugs of yours? It can't get much simpler than that.
I'll go get started on my appetiser.
Yes, all I want is a little nibble.
Tell me! I should go, but I'd love to talk more.
There seems to be such a positive energy between us.
My publisher's giving me a dinner tonight.
Would you come as my guest? - I'd love to.
- That's great.
- Nice meeting you, Dr Snow.
- Please, it's Honey.
It certainly is.
- Good evening, Dr Crane.
- Good evening, Daphne, Dad.
- Oh, which horse did you wager on? - Joe's Dream, number eight.
Goodness.
He's taking a serene, almost Buddhist approach to the race.
You should invest in something more reliable, like Vectorcomp Software.
- Our stock! Did it go up a bit? - No.
It went up a lot.
It gained 40% overnight.
Wendell advised selling, so, voilà, your original 500 plus 200 profit.
- That's a nice little dividend.
- I'll say.
What shall I do with it? You could let Wendell reinvest it, like I am.
It's called rolling it over.
Then I'll do it.
This is so exciting.
What's all this? Your brother just gave me $200, and now he's going to roll me over.
- Niles? - Communications breakdown.
Good.
- Why are you dressed up? Hot date? - Yes.
- With whom? - Dr Honey Snow.
Did it occur to you I might not want Niles to know? Sure it did.
Right before I said it.
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