- What the hell are you doing? - Ironing your son's socks.
Why don't you twist them into balls like you do mine? He says it bruises the cashmere.
He likes them pressed, folded, then neatly arranged in sock dividers.
I saw them in a catalogue once, but couldn't imagine who would buy such silly things.
Of course, I hadn't met Dr Crane yet.
We thought there'd been a mix-up at the hospital.
When Niles came along, it shot that theory all to hell.
Oh, Dad, please.
Coaster.
Your beer is sweating.
So am I.
You want to shove one of those under my can? If he could, he would.
Mrs Greenway, what a pleasant surprise.
- That's him.
- Won't you come in? I had to see him again, but now I'm positive.
That is the horny little mixed breed who got my Phoebe pregnant.
You can't just bust in here accusing my dog.
I had to keep shooing him away from Phoebe in the park! Look at him.
He doesn't care whose life he's ruined! All he cares about is his own selfish pleasure! You know your problem, Dorothea? You got a bad attitude.
That's why nobody sits with you in the park.
There's no way Eddie could be the father.
He's been neutered.
Oh, really? Then how do you explain these? Oh, my God! - They're miniature Eddies! - Aren't they adorable? Well, I'm glad you think so, because they're yours.
Bad dog! Look what you did! Here, take these.
Dad, I expect an explanation.
I thought Eddie had been fixed.
All you had to do was look.
Well, I'm glad to say I've never been that bored.
- Couldn't you just eat 'em up? - For God's sake.
Don't love them.
They'll think they're staying.
Keep them off the couch.
Why did you let him run in the park? Haven't you seen the way he romances my towel warmer? He's cooped up here all day.
In the park, I let him get some exercise.
Apparently, that's not all he got.
I've found the perfect name for this one.
Stop! Dogs only need names if you plan to call them to you.
Listen, you get right back in there, you mangy little thing! My God! I'm going to the radio station.
We'll talk when I get back.
Oh, relax, Frasier.
I'll have Eddie taken care of tomorrow.
You better.
Daphne, give me that box.
Where are you taking them? - To unload them at the station.
- Couldn't we keep them for a while? No.
We don't want them taking after their father.
It may be too late already.
Oh, for God's sake.
Stop staring at me! Hello, Roz.
Don't you look lovely? - I don't want one.
- I didn't say anything.
Betty from accounting warned me.
Where did you find them? In my living room.
These are Eddie's mongrel seed.
Do you know anybody that wants six puppies? Six? All right, Eddie! Please.
I've been in the hallway for an hour trying to unload them.
- I haven't had any luck.
- Not everybody likes dogs.
Take me.
I'm a cat person.
It's not like I'd buy a cat mug, but I had a cat when I was growing up.
We were almost inseparable.
Muffles or Scruffles, something like that.
You know, Roz, it's possible there's a dog lover inside you just dying to get out.
Don't you think so? Come on.
Just take a look.
Come on.
Take a look.
Have a look.
Oh, he's adorable! Oh, come here, little fella! Oh.
Aren't you the cutest little thing? Oh, yeah.
Give me a kiss.
Give me a kiss.
Oh! I love you too.
There.
Happy now? Roz, how can you just toss him aside after such a tender display of affection? I can do it with men, too.
Come on.
It's time to start the show.
Phil, puppy! Puppy! They're all on to me.
All right, you behave yourselves.
Hello, Seattle.
This is Dr Frasier Crane, coming to you from KACL 780 Talk Radio.
I'll be with you for the next three hours.
Roz, who's our first caller? Rita is on line four.
She feels overwhelmed at home.
Hello, Rita.
I'm listening.
'Yeah, Dr Crane.
'Oh, Dr Crane, thank you for taking my call.
'I I tell you, I 'I'm about to lose my mind.
'I am raising four kids by myself.
'The oldest one is not even seven and the others are under five.
'Between cooking, cleaning, changing diapers and tripping over toys 'I feel sometimes like I am about to snap.
'What should I do?' Have you considered getting a puppy? If we can't have this one, are there any others available? No.
We found homes for the others.
- Thanks for coming over.
- But the children.
Dr Crane There are other dogs in the world.
Now, give me that.
Thank you for coming over.
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