Igotyourmessageaboutthewineclub and I'll bethere.
Dad's kicking me outofthe house so he and Sherry can have a little party.
Life really is a circle, isn't it? Dad's using my place for a party and just a fewyears ago, Dad would have to leave his house for my parties.
Ifyou'd had any parties, that would be filled with irony.
Thank goodness you're here.
I've got some shocking news.
What is it? I found a ring in your father's underwear drawer.
What on earth would leave a ring around his underwear drawer? Not around, in.
An engagement ring in a jewellery box.
Dad must be about to ask Sherry to marry him.
Do you know what that means? We're going to hear what Mendelssohn's Wedding March sounds like on the banjo.
It means she'll be our mother.
What are we going to do? There's nothing we can do, Niles.
It's what Dad wants.
What'll we call her? I suppose she'll want us to call her Mother.
No, that's too formal.
No, Mama.
No, Ma.
Better still.
Don't you look nice, Ma.
Yes, I'd love another corn dog, Ma.
Off to the roller derby, Ma? That's typical ofyou two.
Your father is about to get married, and all you can think about is how itwill affect you.
What about me? - What about you? - Sherry's never exactly liked me.
You don't think she'll try to make your father get rid of me, do you? No, Daphne.
He'd be lost without you.
Yes, and even ifthat were to happen, I could always use you.
I mean that I would know of a position you could take that Services that you could perform I would know of an opening This is on me.
Marty, you need to stir the dip more.
It's got whole lumps of soup mix in it.
Sorry.
Quite the little shindig you two are planning fortonight.
You have the cheese logs.
Erotic fortune cookies.
For after dinner, a bloopers tape.
Too Hot forHee-Haw.
I see that Martha Stewart party book I gave you really paid off.
This crowd wouldn't go for froufrou stuff.
Get them liquored up, put out some corn nuts and they can go all night.
- When you say all night - Here you go, smooth as silk.
Who's attending this soirée? Just some old friends I'm dying for Marty to meet.
Now let's see, there's Ray and Lola Sherwood.
I worked with them in Atlantic City when they had a knife-throwing act.
Marty, try not to stare at her eye.
She gets self-conscious.
And let's see.
Edie's coming with her new fiancé.
- She finally met him, huh? - Just this week.
They're engaged, and they met this weekend? Well, up until now, it's been kind of a pen-pal relationship.
He's been detained the last few years.
You'll need some room for those corn nuts.
Why don't I just get this pesky priceless sculpture out ofyour way? I never heard from Vic and Linda.
Did you get a message? - No.
- Maybe they left one on my machine.
So what're you guys up to tonight? Our wine club is having a vertical tasting ofthe Opus One.
Well, don't drink too much.
You don't drink the wine.
You just swish it around and spit it out.
We all did that at Duke's New Year's Eve party.
Course it wasn't wine, it was egg salad.
I just got a message from my manager down at McGinty's.
Some guy came in asking questions about me.
What kind of questions? Where I used to work, the people I used to date, and my neighbour said somebody asked her about me, too.
- Somebody's checking up on you.
- Like a detective? It's probably a credit card company.
I wouldn't worry about it.
It is a little scary.
I wish I knew who it was.
Forget it, honey.
I've been through this before.
Private investigators never leave a trail.
- It could be anyone.
- If you say so.
- Which one ofyou hired him? - That is just crazy.
Who else would have the money to do that? We had nothing to do with it.
Do you think we'd hire someone to spy on Sherry? - I'm insulted.
- As am l.
- I jumped to the wrong conclusion.
- You certainly have.
- I'm sorry, boys.
- It's all right, Dad.
Just forget about it.
You hired a detective? How could you? I have never been so insulted.
OK, I'm sorry.
I'm just looking out for Dad here.
What do we really know about this woman? She makes Dad happy.
That's all we need to know.
Some people get married before they know all they should.
Remember cousin Donald? He was married two years before he found out his wife used to be a man.
Cousin Donald is a rare case.
Most people don't have a hidden past.
And most people have a better eye for details than Donald.
The woman could pick up a watermelon with one hand.
I was just simply trying to get some background information.
Well, stop it.
- Call it off right now, Niles.
- Consider it done.
- We've got to run.
- Yeah.
Goodbye.
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