-Good morning, Roz.
- Good morning.
Whatwas that? - Shoot! He's not even here.
- Who? Remember that guy who dumped me last month? I thought he was behind me.
I wanted him to see me with a guy so he'd know I'm over him.
Good idea.
Ifthat doesn't work we can marry and have children.
That'll fix his wagon.
I know you remember him Stan? Stan The smug stockbroker that kept calling me "Fraser"? - Oh, God - That's him.
We're hot and heavy, then he stops calling.
It's humiliating to be treated like you don't exist.
How can he not hearthe difference between Frasier and Fraser? That's what bugged me the most, too.
Double espresso to go, please.
I almost forgot.
Here's an invitation to my dad's birthday party.
Sherry's giving it, so please excuse the elegant verse, but "Come one, come all, to jump and jive, Marty Crane's turning 'sexty-five.
"' - Oh, my God, here he is.
Please - Oh, all right.
- Hello.
- Hello, Niles.
This isn't what it looks like.
Her ex-boyfriend was Stop that! Please, no explanation necessary.
At the next meeting of the "Haven't Kissed Roz" Club, it'll just be me and the Archbishop.
I'll save you the club dues.
Everyone kisses better than Maris! One of the same for Dr Crane, please.
Thanks.
Sorry I'm late.
I was shopping for Dad's present.
I did a bit ofthat myselfthis morning.
Found a lovely little calfskin wallet with a matching key case.
Well, bravo, Frasier.
Itwas a full $20 below our agreed-upon spending limit.
- I'm glad we agreed to rein ourselves.
- God, me too.
Do away with our annual contest to see who could get Dad the most lavish gift.
The competition had gotten What is the best word for it? - Extreme.
- No, childish.
- Gaudy.
- Crass.
- Obscene.
- Baroque.
Stop it! So, what did you get him? Oh, just some beer.
We're not bumping our heads on that spending ceiling.
It's a bit fancier.
It's a membership in a beer club.
They deliver a case from a micro-brewery monthly.
You know, I looked into those clubs.
They were rather expensive.
Not really.
I'm at our limit.
Maybe with taxes, I'm a drop or two over.
- How big a drop? - Just $100 over.
- That's a downpour! - It's a dribble.
That's a deluge, and stop it! Why not stick $100 in that wallet ofyours and we're even? Frankly, I don't need to buy Dad's love.
You saw fit to violate our agreement, so be it.
- I have a gift.
You have a gift.
- Fine.
Big baby.
Stare all you like.
You'll not distract me from my paper.
You see? Your efforts are futile.
I can't even see you.
It's so unhealthy.
Isn't she serving anything at Dad's party but meat? Sherry says that's what he and his old cronies like.
With drinks, she's serving cocktail franks.
For appetisers, we're having a sausage medley, and for the main course, there's a choice of meatloaf or meatballs.
I assume these balloons are for the between-course angioplasty.
- Did you get everything, darlin'? - I think so.
Good news! I found a guy who can sculpt an exact replica of Marty's old police badge out of six pounds of liverwurst.
Reminiscent ofthe cream cheese gavel they gave Thurgood Marshall on his 80th.
We can't use this photograph.
It's too embarrassing.
That's why we're using it.
I'm decorating the party with pictures of Marty from the force.
We can't use this one of me at the morgue.
It's too disturbing.
You're right.
I'd forgotten you even had a perm.
Dear Lord.
I can't wait to see this guy again.
Mickey Dugan.
- We rode Mounted Patrol together.
- Look at you! You look so big and handsome on your horse! - Oh, my God! When was this taken? - April Fool's Day.
That explains why your horses are wearing brassieres.
God, I loved that horse.
Old Agides and I were together for eight years.
- Best partner I ever had.
- We should get going.
Wherever did you find a bra that could fit a horse? Mickey brought it in from home.
Mae Dugan was a lot ofthings, but petite she wasn't.
I'll point her out at the party.
Honey, ifthat's her bra, I can spot her myself.
- Sherry, Niles? - No, thanks.
I've got a session.
- Dr Crane, is your father gone? - Yes, he has.
Good, I'll wrap his present.
They fit fine in this box.
- Great.
Off you go.
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