(phone ringing) (Frasier mumbles) Hello? MAN: Dr.
Crane? Yes.
Who's this? Dr.
Kaufman.
Bob Kaufman of the National Psychotherapy Institute.
Oh, my gosh, it's 6:15 in the morning your time.
I hope I didn't wake you.
No, no, no, I was up.
Uh Where did you say you're calling from? The National Psychotherapy Institute in Saddle River, New Jersey? Oh, yes, of course.
Uh what can I do for you? Oh, for Pete's sake, no one called you? You've won our Radio Therapist of the Year Award.
Congratulations.
Well, thank you.
Uh of course, the work itself is honor enough.
Thank you, and I'm sorry about the mix-up.
Problem is, we're going to need some pictures of you so we can get started on the statue.
"Statue"? For our Hall of Thinkers? Angie, he never got the packet.
Uh, is there anything I can do? Well, it's a little late now but, uh, maybe if you described your body we could get started on the preliminary carving.
The sculptor's right here.
Fortunately, we got theGustav Brumholt.
Oh, my.
(German accent): Ja, ja,Dr.
Crane, please,ja? Yes, yes, this is Dr.
Crane speaking.
Uh, Herr Brumholt, may I say it's, uh, quite an honor.
Ja, ja, ja.
Uh, we have your face-- very handsome-- but I need you to describe your body.
Yes, of course.
Uh, six foot one um medium build broad shoulders sublimely proportioned.
That's good,ja, but before I order my marble I need you to describe your, um-- how do I say this,ja,hmm-- your where you sit,ja? Oh, my posterior.
Yes, well, that is a little sensitive, isn't it? Oh, you don't want to tell me? I understand.
It's a big one? No, no, no, no, I didn't say that.
Angie, order the big marble, please,ja.
No, no, no, um, could you please put Dr.
Kaufman back on? No, I have better idea.
Why don't you send us a picture (losing accent): of yourimmensehind quarters and send it in to KACL's new morning team BOTH: Carlos and The Chicken! (clucking) Dr.
Kaufman? Angie? Morning.
Good morning, Dr.
Crane.
You won't believe what just happened to me.
I was the victim of a radio prank.
Oh, that's terrible.
Yes.
It's a sad day when getting a man to describe his own behind passes as humor.
(laughing) You heard the whole thing, didn't you? Ja.
Oh I'm sorry, Dr.
Crane, but they can be funny.
Oh, that's all right, Daphne.
Carlos and The Chicken are the sort of performers who keep popping up on the radio these days-- so-called "humorists" who rely on cruel pranks and scatological references.
Well, I suppose that's the sort of thing that passes for entertainment these days.
You know, perhaps it's just a generational thing.
Man, they got you good! The Chicken was on fire! What a great bit.
Yeah, I think it'll be bit of the day.
For God sakes, I'm going back to bed.
Oh, hey, hey, Fras, wait a minute.
Uh, do you think you can get me a tape of the show? What on earth for? How often do you get to hear your son on the radio? I'm on the radio every day! Thank you very much.
Hello, Roz.
I suppose you've heard about my unscheduled appearance on KACL's new morning show today? No.
What happened? Well, less said about it, the better.
Come on, Frasier, why don't you pull up a couple of chairs and tell me about it? Was everyone in Seattle listening at 6:00 in the morning? Did they do it at 6:00? I heard the replay at 8:00.
I heard it at 9:15.
Congratulations, you were bit of the day.
Oh, Lord.
I thought the entire thing was rude and childish.
Well, you're just mad because you fell for it.
Come on, Frasier-- "Hall of Thinkers"? Well it's not such abadidea.
In a society where we glorify our athletes and rock musicians, I think maybe we should Well, it was early.
Sorry.
Oh, hey, look, that's them over there with Kenny.
Wow, The Chicken's a lot cuter than on his billboards.
Of course, he's not squatting in a feather suit trying to hatch Carlos's head.
You know, I think I might just go over there and introduce myself.
I don't know what you're thinking, but don't.
I'm going to go over there and let them know that what they did today was completely unacceptable.
Frasier, I know guys like this.
Once they know they can rattle you, they never stop.
Just take your lumps and laugh it off.
Roz, I'm perfectly capable of laughing it off.
I just want to let them know that I do not appreciate being made the punch line at my own station.
I'm going to go over and tell them that from now on, I don't want to be part of their shenanigans.
Oh, God,pleasedon't say "shenanigans.
" Hello, Kenny.
Oh.
I believe introductions are in order.
Oh, uh, right, uh, Dr.
Frasier Crane, this is The Chicken and Carlos.
Uh, uh What? We're actually called Carlos and The Chicken.
Yes, well, nice to meet you, boys.
Uh, about this morning KENNY:: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I don't want to see any feathers flying, here.
(laughing) Just kidding.
Dr.
Crane, I hope we didn't go too far.
Weloveyour show.
Really? You're listeners? Oh, yeah, yeah, we're big fans.
You know, the last thing we want to do is step on your toes.
Well, you know, you do tread a fine line with your style of comedy, but, uh, perhaps you can be excused for stomping on it rather exuberantly on your first day.
Just keep in mind in the future that this station does have a certain pecking order.
(laughing) Wetotallyget it, Dr.
Crane.
I-it felt wrong when we did it.
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