[CLAPPING] Thank you.
Thank you, Brother Reynolds, for your inaugural ode.
And may I congratulate you on your ingenuity in rhyming "Sauvignon" with "tie one on.
" Sir.
And now, as outgoing corkmaster, it is my privilege to bestow the sash of office upon the newly-elected corkmaster.
Which would be me.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you for your support.
It humbles me, and I only hope to live up to the shining example of my predecessor.
[NILES LAUGHING] And, of course, the example of my opponent, the other Brother Crane, who so graciously conceded after that fourth recount.
Uh Is he here? I guess he's not.
Well, I'm sure he's with us in spirit.
Uh, if you'll indulge me, I've cobbled together a few remarks to express what this moment means to me.
I'm sorry.
Don't start yet.
Oh, God.
I'm terribly sorry I'm late.
You know, it's just coming down in buckets out there.
- Hello, Frasier.
- Oh, hi.
Just as the cork protects the wine, as corkmaster, I hope to protect the wine club from the forces of metaphorical oxidation.
Oh, Lord, Niles, are you in the middle of your inauguration speech? - I'm so sorry.
- That's all right.
That's all right.
It's just that I have an announcement of my own to make.
Yes, well, new business is concluded, brother Crane.
- I move we reopen new business.
- Second.
- Denied.
FRASIER: Point of order.
Once a motion's been seconded, there's a vote.
Just tell us your new business.
To override procedure, there must be a quorum.
Very well.
Move for a vote.
- Second.
- All in favour? ALL: Aye.
- Motion carried.
Make a note.
- Noted, corkmaster.
NILES: Thank you.
Proceed.
I remember when we used to come here to drink.
- Go ahead.
- Corkmaster, members of the Wine Cabinet, esteemed brothers and sisters, I come here tonight with a heavy heart.
You see, I am resigning from the wine club.
- What? REYNOLDS: Oh, no.
This wouldn't have anything to do with my winning the election, would it? No, no, of course not, Niles.
I couldn't be happier for you.
You see, I've been afforded a marvellous opportunity to pass on what I've learned here to a much larger audience.
Starting next week, I will be hosting a new feature on KACL called The Wine Corner, just at the end of Gil Chesterton's Restaurant Beat.
[MURMURING] - Thank you.
- Can't you do both? Oh, well, no.
Regrettably, no.
You see, like this Camembert, I am at my most delicious when I'm not spread too thin.
But this isn't goodbye by any stretch of the imagination.
Please, I invite each and every one of you to call into my show so that you can help me get Seattle hooked on our sometimes whimsical, always enlightened brand of discussion.
But I've taken enough time away from Niles.
After all, this is his night.
He has been elected corkmaster of this fine club.
Thank you, Frasier.
I thought you were settling in for a long farewell speech.
- Second.
- All in favour? ALL: Aye.
- Well, if you insist.
It was a short seven years ago, on a night very much like this one, a man had a dream [FOOTSTEPS] All right, Roz, now, this is a very different kind of show we're gonna be doing, so are you clear on the procedure? What's so hard? You talk for a while, I screen calls, you answer them, I look interested - Oh, I see the hard part.
- Oh, ha-ha, very funny.
This is a list of the members of the wine club.
If any of these names should happen to call, put them through, and fasten your seat belt for an all-out, freewheeling symposium.
- Hey, there's my Renaissance man.
- Oh, Kenny.
If you can't solve their problems with therapy, solve them with drinking.
Yes, well, let's just keep that out of the ads, shall we? - Heh.
Too late.
FRASIER: Oh.
Kenny And finally, no review of Le Petit Oiseau would be complete without a word about their décor.
Hideous.
I'll be back after these messages.
[IN SING-SONG VOICE] And we're out.
Hi, Lance.
Here's Frasier, and this is Roz.
- She'll be producing the show.
- Hi.
ROZ: Hi.
- Oh, my, isn't that interesting? Yes, well, Frasier wants me to produce his segment of the show.
We have to get the levels right to accommodate the timbre of his voice.
My, my, my, isn't she the fuss-pot? Actually, it was my idea.
[IN SING-SONG VOICE] That's who I was talking about.
Listen, Gil, I hope you don't mind my doing this segment.
Oh, perish the thought.
I'm ecstatic.
As ecstatic as you would be if someone hijacked the last 15 minutes of your show.
Hey, Gil, what is the deal with Lance? Oh, smitten already, are we, Roz? Well, he's certainly catnip to the ladies.
No, that was Really? Well, that's what he claims.
Of course, I've never actually seen him with a woman.
Well, just between us, I've always thought he went the other way.
Which way would that be? [IN SING-SONG VOICE] And we're back.
Normally at this time, I'd be doing my final segment on food for the calorie-conscious, "All Things Light and Edible.
" But, apparently, health is going to take a back seat to the random musings of a radio psychiatrist on wine.
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