Hello, Roz.
I say, hello, Roz.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, don't be.
I didn't mean to disturb your reading.
- Actually, I'm doing a little research.
- Mm-hm.
Um, I have a meeting with a publisher tomorrow.
I'm thinking of writing a children's book.
- Really? - Yeah.
It's a story my mom made up for me when I was a kid.
I tell it to Alice all the time now.
I thought it'd be a kick if I could get it published.
Good for you, Roz.
You know, I've dabbled in juvenile fiction myself.
Yes, Niles and I, when we were boys, wrote a series of stories together in which we were the heroes.
Along the lines of The Hardy Boys or a Nancy Drew.
The Nancy Boys? No.
Called The Crane Boys Mysteries.
They were two plucky lads who used their keen psychological insight to solve crimes brought home by their detective father.
- How many of these did you write? - Thirty-four.
Yes, there was "The Mystery of the One-Eared Monkey," "On Your Mark, Get Set, Die," and there was one where our father was kidnapped and the only clue was a dented Ballantine can.
- "The Suspicious Six-Pack.
" - Excellent.
- Please, Niles, pull up a chair.
- All right, I will.
I can't stay long though.
Uh, latte to go, please.
I'm on my way to the spa to pick up Daphne.
Oh, that reminds me, what time should I be at the apartment tonight? Oh, well, let's see.
It's an hour's trip to the spa and there's a two-hour graduation ceremony, at the end of which they all throw their fat pants into the air.
- Say 7:00.
- Okay, great.
I'll see you there.
NILES: Yes.
- Bye.
Bye, Roz.
- Now, speaking of Daphne, ahem, - Mm-hm.
I was hoping you could spare her Friday.
I'm planning to take her on a little getaway weekend, where I think we may be taking our relationship to the next level.
Oh, my God, Niles, you're going to propose? No, not that level.
The level before that.
You're gonna ask her to move in with you? One more level before that.
- Well, you're already dating.
- No, that's two levels.
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] Oh, for heaven's sake, just tell me.
Well, you know, we're going to consummate our relationship.
What? Well, uh Gosh, l It's none of my business.
I just thought you'd already reached that level.
What made you think that? Ooh, I don't know.
I guess everybody just assumed.
- Who's everybody? - Nobody.
But, Niles, you have been on overnight trips together, haven't you? Well, yes, but they were perfectly chaste.
Oh.
Daphne wanted to wait until the time was right.
And, well, we've just both been missing each other so much these last few weeks, I think the time is upon us.
- Oh, I'm happy for you, Niles.
- Thank you.
Gosh, nobody's gonna believe you two haven't slept together.
- Who's nobody? - Nobody.
- I love you, Niles.
- I love you too.
Oh, hey, I got you something.
Here.
Oh, Niles, it's lovely.
But I already have a dress like this.
I know.
That's it.
That's the dress you wore five years ago when we danced the tango.
I don't understand.
It's for this weekend.
Only this time, instead of ending in heartache, the evening can end in triumph.
That's very romantic, but I'm not sure I can fit into it.
Not yet anyway.
Oh, nonsense.
You're as svelte as you ever were.
You're sweet.
It was cute when I came out of the spa and you pretended you couldn't see me.
Who said that? Who's in my car? [DAPHNE LAUGHING] Well, you've worked so hard and you stuck with it.
I want you to know how proud I am.
Actually, I'm proud of myself.
The staff therapist even complimented me on my willpower.
Oh, so you did see a therapist? Yeah, it's all part of the programme to help you figure out the cause of your overeating.
Mm-hm.
Well, if you ask me, it's a classic case of sublimation, using food as a substitute for sex.
I recommend you see a certain doctor I know very well, he can help you.
Yeah.
That's not what Gloria thinks.
- Heh.
Gloria? - The therapist.
Oh.
My patients call me Dr.
Crane, but, uh, whatever.
So, uh, what does Gloria think? She thinks I may have gained the weight as a way to create distance between us.
Oh.
Hmm And, uh, why would you wanna do that? Well, when you and I first came together, we decided to wait and get to know each other before bringing the relationship into the bedroom.
Then as time went on, you told me all these stories about how you'd pined for me for seven years, how I'd been your unobtainable dream.
How could anybody live up to that? See, Gloria thinks I was terrified of letting you down, of not being perfect, so I ate.
And I ate.
And apparently ate.
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