Well, gosh, what'd I just find in my pocket? Is that tri-tip with peanut butter? It is.
DAPHNE: Mm.
No luck? He's definitely coming down with something.
Yeah.
Well, I guess I'm gonna have to eat these myself.
Good idea.
Reverse psychology.
What do you mean? Well, Joe has found the source of the leak in my ceiling.
It is Cam Winston's brand-new washing machine.
By Godfrey, this time he's gone too far.
As if his noise and noxious presence at the condo meetings weren't bad enough.
Have you ever heard of anything more fury inspiring? I certainly have not.
Imagine the cheek of the man installing an illegal washer-dryer.
Oh, they're not illegal.
A lot of the units have them.
You guys have a hook-up in the hall closet where you keep all those hats.
First of all, I had completely forgotten about the hook-up.
Second of all, I believe the Homburg is poised for a comeback.
And third, we have a more immediate problem in the form of the evil waters of Cam Winston.
Yeah, about that.
Maybe you could ask Mr.
Winston to not use the machine until we get that leak patched.
Wrong! We've got to teach Cam a lesson and shut his water off right now.
That's, uh, not our standard operating procedure.
Well, I could compensate you for your pains.
I gotta go all the way down to the basement.
Perhaps this will help persuade you.
Might get me as far as 6.
[DOORBELL RINGS] Hello, all.
It's called a Segway.
My friend Raul at the university is doing an experiment on the psychological effects of technology, - and he asked me to ride it around.
- Well, how do you like it? Walking is but a distant memory.
Better yet, I can redirect the unused energy to other pursuits such as playing squash or lovemaking.
Oh, Niles.
I'm sorry, I'd love to stay and gawk, but I'm at war.
Come, Joe.
- What was that about? - Oh, Cam Winston.
Hey, can I have a ride on that thing? Nothing would please me more.
But no.
One of the conditions of the experiment is that I can't share the Segway with anyone.
Not even you, Daphne.
I'm sorry.
I can't believe you agreed to that.
Well, it was damned difficult, let me tell you.
But I'll make a note of your disappointment in my daily write-up.
[DOORBELL RINGS] Well, I know we can't ride it, but there's a poor sick little dog here Dad, again, saying no is one of the prices we are all paying for science.
Now, who wants a Fudgsicle? Good afternoon.
- Hello, Mr.
Winston.
- Hey, Cam, come on in.
Is Frasier at home? Someone has shut off my water, and I suspect his hand is at the spigot.
Oh, jeez, that doesn't sound like Fras.
Then you don't know what he's capable of.
What's the matter with your dog? He looks a little glassy-eyed.
He's got a bug.
I gotta take him to the vet.
Oh, well, my mother's a vet, and she happens to be staying with me.
I'm sure she wouldn't mind taking a look, even if it is Frasier's dog.
Oh, no, he's mine.
Frasier can't stand him.
Yeah, when he's healthy, he jumps on Dr.
Crane's bed, drools on his pillow, chews on his slippers.
Really? We gotta get this little rascal back up on his feet.
[LAUGHING] I've done some calculating, and in the last nine years, I've carried 2.
8 tons of laundry approximately 106.
4 miles back and forth to the basement.
That's the same as carrying an SUV on my back to Canada.
Maybe we should ask him to buy a washer-dryer.
DAPHNE: Oh, there's an idea.
I was gonna suggest moving the apartment closer to the laundry room.
Oh, hello, Dr.
Winston.
Hello, Daphne, Martin.
MARTIN: Hi.
- I just came by to check on my patient.
Oh, he's much better.
I'm off to do the laundry.
You don't have your own here? No, we have a hat museum.
- How's our boy? - Oh, he's doing great.
Those antibiotics worked wonders.
- How about a cup of coffee? - Thanks.
Cream, no sugar.
MARTIN: Okay.
- He looks good.
Well, Eddie's tough.
Plus, the smartest dog ever.
I always thought Border collies were the smartest dogs.
[LAUGHING] Well, it's obvious you haven't had much exposure to dogs.
Uh, what were you, a zoo doctor? No, I just treat pets and their owners' egos.
Ho, ho, yeah, tell me.
Cat people.
[CHUCKLES] Well, it's really handy having a vet right here in the building.
It's only temporary.
They're doing some remodelling on my house.
It was only supposed to take a few weeks.
Then Cam found out.
Suddenly I'm getting new bay windows and a kitchen based on something he saw in English Home magazine.
- You have no idea.
- No, unfortunately, I do.
Hello, Dad.
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