Well, I'll have to run this by the station manager, of course, but barring any unforeseen circumstances, I believe the internship will be yours.
That would be wonderful.
But just meeting the preeminent radio psychologist of this era has been a most thrilling experience.
Well [FRASIER CHUCKLES] So, Roz, what do you think? I think he's a pretentious, arrogant toady.
I love him too.
Ha, ha.
Just think of it, Roz.
A triple major at Harvard University.
Why, he even plays the samisen.
Oh, come on, Roz, the samisen.
It's a Japanese guitar-like instrument whose strings are plucked with a spatula.
Hmm? I can hardly wait for the intern talent show.
Oh, I'm so excited, Roz.
At last I'll have a superior mind I can mould.
Speaking of mould, what is he doing here? Are you still tutoring him? Oh, God forbid.
Kirby.
- Hey, Dr.
Crane.
- Hello.
Ha, ha.
- Hello, Roz.
- Hi, Kirby.
What have you been doing since I took you to my prom? Mostly showering.
So, what brings you here, Kirby, hmm? I heard your station's looking for an intern.
Radio station's looking for an intern, you say? Uh I was hoping you could hook me up.
Just think, with me working here, we'll be together, like, 24/7, five days a week.
Okay.
I was hoping you could go over my résumé.
Oh, well, uh, all right, Kirby.
Uh, although I must tell you that the station manager has final say in these matters.
I fudged a little bit on my job history.
So you never actually worked at NASA.
Or Burger King.
Heh.
Hey, doc.
Oh, is this one of the intern candidates? - Uh, well - Kenny Daly.
I'm the station manager.
Pleased to meet you.
I'm so stoked to get this job.
Oh, I like that in a candidate, doc.
He looks hungry.
That's amazing, dude, because I am kind of hungry.
KENNY: There's a vending machine right out there.
Hey, I love this guy.
He's a breath of fresh air.
Not like all these lvy League snobs you've been prancing around all day.
You're not really thinking of hiring Kirby, are you? Of course not, Roz.
I've got my heart set on Lucius.
- Me too.
He plays the samisen.
- Yes, all right.
Uh, Kirby, uh Listen, I'm terribly sorry about what just happened, um What? [FRASIER SIGHS] You see, whenever Kenny sends someone out to the candy machine, it's a signal that that person won't be around anymore.
We call it the Hershey's kiss-off.
Man.
I really want to get this job so I can move in with Squoojy and Fat Tyler.
You know, live like an adult for once in my life.
Yes, well, I am terribly sorry.
It's not your fault.
You did everything you could.
Well Yes, l You know, I tell you what.
Um, I will keep my ears open for any opportunities, all right? That would be great.
Something in law enforcement would be awesome.
Yes, well, that shouldn't be too difficult considering you were trained by the FBO.
[VELCRO TEARING] - Leave it, old man.
- Oh.
It's bugging me.
I do not have high blood pressure, and it looks ridiculous.
I think it looks handsome.
Like those armbands gladiators wore, only inflatable.
- Ah, Daphne, Dad.
MARTIN: Hey, Fras.
- Say, how was the doctor's? - It stunk.
Mr.
Crane's pressure read a little high, so Dr.
Stewart insisted he wear this monitor for 48 hours.
- My, that's troubling.
DAPHNE: Don't worry.
It's just a precaution.
It takes his pressure at random intervals, and sends the information to a computer in the doctor's office.
FRASIER: Oh.
- Very clever.
It's not clever.
It's an invasion of my privacy.
Plus, they got me on that damn Heart Smart diet.
Two days of salt and fat gone.
[SNAPS] You don't get that back.
Well, stay calm or you'll be on it forever.
Well, how can I stay calm? Just sitting here expecting this thing to go off any second.
I'm afraid to move.
It's like I'm a prisoner.
That's just like doctors, isn't it? They're always finding some new way to torture you.
Well, maybe I want my blood pressure high.
They ever think about that? I mean [MONITOR BEEPS THEN DRONING] There it goes.
You sneaky bastard.
Uh, Dad, you know, here's a suggestion, if I may.
Um The next time you feel yourself getting annoyed, take a deep breath, and then picture your anger as a red balloon, drifting higher and higher above the clouds till it disappears.
And that'll get me back on nachos? - Well, I better get ready for work.
- Right.
Did you get my shirt back from the cleaners? It's in your room.
I laundered it myself.
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