We're running low on resumes.
You want a job with Popular Mechanics? If you're gonna work for mechanics, those are the ones.
Guys, I'm going for anything here.
I can't be a waitress anymore.
I'm sick of the lousy tips.
I'm sick of being called "Excuse Me.
" -Paper cut! Paper cut! -Here.
Grapefruit juice! Grapefruit juice! Okay, we're almost done.
Only 20 more to go.
-Rach, did you proofread these? -Yeah.
Why? Nothing.
I'm sure they'll be impressed with your "compuper" skills.
Oh, my God! Do you think it's on all of them? No, I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few.
The One With the Poker They call this a love seat but I'm not feeling anything special towards you.
-Hey, guys.
-Hey.
Hi, ladies.
Can I get you anything? Did you bring the mail? -Lots of responses.
-Really? Sure, we have scones left! Read them.
"Dear Miss Greene: Thank you for your inquiry.
However" -We have apple cinnamon -"Dear Ms.
Greene.
" Yeah, yeah! No.
-What? -Your Visa bill is huge! Give me that.
Linda's great.
Why won't you go out with her? -I don't know.
-ls this about her "The Flintstones could have really happened" thing? It's not just that.
I want someone who does something for me who gets my heart pounding.
Who makes me.
Little playthings with yarn? What? Could you want her more? Who? Dee, the sarcastic sister from What's Happening!!.
Look, I'm totally over her.
-Hi! -Coffee? -No, we're fine.
-Okay.
-Shut up! -We're not saying anything.
-What? -Joey cried last night.
-Thank you.
-We were playing poker There was chocolate on the three.
It looked like an eight.
You should have seen him.
"Read them and weep!" And then he did.
Now, how come you guys have never played poker with us? Yeah, what is that? Like some kind of sexist guy thing? -It's poker, so only guys can play? -No.
Women can play.
Then, what is it? Some kind of, like, some kind of, you know All right, what is it? There are just no women in our game.
We just don't know any women who know how to play poker.
That is a lame excuse.
It's a typical guy response.
Do you know how to play? No.
-But you could teach us.
-No.
Okay, so now we draw cards.
So I wouldn't need any.
I have a straight.
-Oh, good for you! -Congratulations! -Pheebs, how many do you want? -I just need two.
The 10 of spades and the 6 of clubs.
-No, you can't -I have the 10 of spades! Here.
Thanks! -No, you can't do that.
-Don't need them.
I'm going for fours.
Oh, you're You're going for fours.
Chandler, could you? Thanks, man.
Here we go.
We've got salmon roulettes and crudites.
What are you doing? In poker, there's no food with more than one syllable.
It's got to be like chips or dip or pretz I hope you'll let it slide just this once.
I was all out of "pretz.
" Now the dealer We got it.
Let's play for real.
High stakes.
Big bucks! You sure? Phoebe just threw away two jacks because they didn't look happy.
But I'm ready.
So just deal.
Okay, last-minute lesson! Joey.
Three.
Eight.
Eight.
Three.
All right, very good.
Damn it, damn it, damn it! Joey had two fives showing, so for you to raise was Yes? Downright gutsy.
-I see, so you were lying.
-About what? -About how good your cards were.
-I was bluffing.
And what is bluffing? Is it not another word for lying? Sorry to break up this party, but I've got to go fax resumes before work.
-We've got to settle.
-Settle what? The Jamestown colony of Virginia.
See, King George is giving us the land.
-The game, Rachel.
You owe us money.
-Right.
It's their first time.
Let's forget about the money.
Hell, no.
We'll pay! Monica, I had another answer all ready.
And you know what? We want a rematch.
That's fine with me.
Could use some money.
-You're enjoying this, aren't you? -Well, yeah, I am.
So you get your ya-yas by taking money from your friends.
Yes, and I get my ya-yas from KEA.
You have to put them together yourself, but they cost less.
Look, this is poker.
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