We learned one thing, Cheese: Cheerleaders and high explosives don 't mix.
You can say that again, Mac.
I couldn 't have done it alone.
You're a genius.
Oh, yeah? Well, how come I can 't get my VCR to stop blinking 12:00? What did you guys think? -Hey, the phone.
-I got it.
I got it.
Hold on.
It's your mom.
-It's Mommy.
-That's nice.
Ma, so what did you think? Well.
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that was okay.
It wasn't the best.
That was one of the worst things ever.
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and not just on TV.
-What should we say? -The lighting was okay.
You got lighting last time.
Lighting is mine.
I have costumes.
That means I'm stuck with: "So we were watching you in there, and you were sitting right here.
Whoa.
" -What about you? -I don't know.
I can't lie to him again.
Oh, no, l-- No.
I'm just gonna press my breasts up against him.
-And say nothing? -Yeah, that's right.
Wow, my folks really liked it.
What did you guys think? It wasn't that good.
The One With Rachel's Assistant Gelula/SDI Do you think that your favorite animal says much about you? You mean behind my back? You'll never believe what happened to me today.
-I am sitting in my office-- -You guys! Guess what my agent just said? I'm in the middle of a story here.
Sorry, you finish.
I'm sitting in my office, and guess who walks in.
I'm gonna be on two TV shows.
That's great.
-Joey.
-You weren't finished? Yeah, "Guess who walks into my office" is my story.
Ralph Lauren walked into my office.
If you're starting another story, at least let me finish mine.
It's the same story.
Wow, it's really long.
Ralph just came in to tell me that he's so happy with my work.
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that he wants me to be the new merchandising manager for Polo retail.
Still get a discount on wedding gowns? I'm so happy for you.
These really are the "days of our lives.
" -What? -Well, since you ask.
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They want me back on Days of Our Lives.
I get a big pay raise! Oh, hey! I'll be playing Drake Ramoray's twin brother, Stryker.
I get to hire my own assistant.
I got a head rush from standing up too fast.
You were at this job four years? -That's right.
-This is all very impressive, Hilda.
I just have one last question for you.
How did I do? Was this okay? -What? -I've never interviewed anyone.
I've never had anyone work for me.
When I was a kid we had a maid, but this isn't the same.
No, dear, it's not.
And I know that.
Well, thank you so much for coming in.
-Nice to meet you.
-Good meeting you.
All right.
I'm a total pro.
-Hello.
-Wow.
Hi, yes, I'm sorry.
The models are down the hall.
I'm here about the assistant job.
Really? Okay, well, then, all right.
Well, just have a seat there.
So what's your name? Tag Jones.
Uh-huh, go on.
That's it.
That's my whole name.
That's your whole name.
Of course.
Okay, let's just have a look-see here.
I haven't worked in an office before.
I don't have much experience-- What are you talking about? You got three years painting houses.
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