Space: it seems to go on and on forever.
But at the end, a gorilla throws barrels at you.
- That's how you play the game.
- You stink, loser.
Fry! Pizza going out.
Come on! Michelle! Baby! Where you going? It's not working out, Fry.
I put your stuff out on the sidewalk! I hate my life.
I hate my life.
Happy New Year! Hello? Pizza delivery for "I.
C.
Wiener.
" Oh, crud! I always thought I'd be the one making the crank calls.
Here's to another lousy millennium.
Ten! One! What the-? My God.
It's the future.
My parents, my co-workers, my girlfriend.
I'll never see any of them again.
Yahoo! Space Pilot 3000 Welcome to the world of tomorrow! Why do you always say it that way? Haven't you ever heard of showmanship? Come, your destiny awaits! Have a nice future.
Cool, just like in Star Trek.
Ow! Good afternoon, sir.
Hmmmmm! - Name? - Fry.
I'm Leela.
It's New Year's Eve so I'd like to decide your fate and leave.
- Can I ask you a question? - If it's not about my eye.
- Is it about my eye? - Sort of.
- Ask the question.
- What's with the eye? I'm an alien.
Let's drop the subject.
Cool! An alien! Has your race taken Earth? No, I just work here.
Wait a minute.
Is that blimp accurate? Yep.
It's December 31 st, 2999.
My God! A million years! I'm sure this must be upsetting for you.
You know, it should be, but actually, I'm glad.
I had nothing to live for before.
I was broke I had a humiliating job and I think my girlfriend was cheating on me.
Here you'll be treated with dignity.
Strip naked and get on the probulator.
Interesting.
Your DNA test shows one living relative.
He's your great-great-great- great-great-nephew.
Great! What's the little guy's name? Professor Hubert Farnsworth.
Ugh! I'm the luckiest guy in the whole future.
I've got a second chance, and this time I won't be a total loser.
- What's that? - Your career assignment.
Delivery boy? No! Not again! - Anything else.
- Take your hands off me! Everyone is given the job they're best at.
- What if I refuse? - You're fired.
- Fine.
- Out of a cannon into the sun.
I don't like being a delivery boy! Tough.
Most people don't like their jobs, but we do them anyway.
You gotta do what you gotta do.
Hold out your hand.
I'll implant your career chip.
It'll label you a delivery boy.
Keep that away from me! Hold still! I don't have good depth perception.
You've got till five to let me out of here.
One- See you in a thousand years.
Oh! You owe me one.
Whoa! Radio City Mutant Hall.
Cool! Cross-town express? Woo hoo! Ha, ha, ha! Tourist.
A phone booth.
I can call my nephew.
Whoa! A real live robot.
Or is that a cheesy New Year's costume? Bite my shiny metal ass.
- It doesn't look shiny.
- Shinier than yours, meat bag.
Listen, I'm in a hurry.
Let's try for a twofer.
Please select mode of death.
"Quick and Painless" or "Slow and Horrible.
" I'd like to place a collect call.
You have selected Slow and Horrible.
Good choice! Bring it on, baby! Come on! Come on! Kill me already! - My name's Bender.
- Help! What's happening? You are dead.
Thanks for using Stop and Drop.
America's favorite suicide booth since 2008.
Lousy, stinking rip-off.
I didn't have any other plans.
Let's go get drunk! two, three- Hey! Welcome to the world of tomorrow! Shut up, Terry.
This is unacceptable, Leela.
You must find Mr.
Fry and install his chip.
He doesn't want to be a delivery boy.
I'd rather not force him.
That's your job, like it or not.
It's my job to make you do your job, like it or not.
Which I do! Very much! Now get to work.
Life is good.
- Why would a robot need to drink? - I don't need to.
I can quit any time I want.
So they made you a delivery boy? That's as bad as my job.
- What do you do? - I'm a bender.
I'm programmed to bend girders.
- You any good at it? - You kidding? I was a star.
I could bend a girder to any angle.
You name it.
31 But I couldn't go on once I found out what they were for.
- What? - Suicide booths.
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