How Hermes Requisitioned|His Groove Back Finally, the last form of the day.
Welcome to stampy town,|population five.
And now for the finishing touch.
The cycle of bureaucracy.
Sweet gorilla of Manila!|A letter from Central Bureaucracy! Attention: You are about to receive|a letter from Central Bureaucracy.
It's from Central Bureaucracy! I'm playing poker with friends|from my old job.
Interested? I only gamble with chumps.
- I'll play.
|- I'm in! Leela.
Fry.
Robot.
No matter what, I'm available.
We're playing poker.
|But my friends are serious.
Bah! Big shots.
I say let the dice|do the talking.
- Is someone fired?|- Better.
Central Bureaucracy|is inspecting tomorrow.
I'll finally be promoted to grade 35,|the 35th highest grade there is.
Hermes, we're having a poker party.
|Whip off some of your jerk dip.
I spent all day cleaning my office.
I got to relax the Jamaican way:|warm milk and a good night's sleep.
Jamaican? I thought you were|an outer space potato man.
That must be my old boss.
- Hi, Leela.
You're fired.
|- I know.
Sorry, but you're over a year|late for work.
Let the games begin! So I said, "Your request for a date|is flattering, but I decline.
" Office romances never work out.
That's how I met my horrible wife.
You never wore your ring.
|I didn't know.
She doesn't know I work.
|I keep my personal life separate.
Deal! You'll have time to talk|when you're poor.
- What's with those?|- My lucky shades.
I got them off a lucky guy while his|lucky seeing-eye dog was whizzing.
Hey! I can't spell anything|with these cards.
Finally, I have a good claw! Three females, a number and a king|giving himself brain surgery.
It won't matter how many you got.
|Bender's hot.
Uh, what can I say?|Must be my lucky shades.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Crap.
Crap.
Garbage.
Read them and leak saltwater.
- Oh, man.
|- My baby's milk money! What will I tell my horrible wife? I'd be more worried about the tapeworm|going to town on your intestines.
Let me see those glasses! Oh, my various gods! X-ray specs! I swear those are prescription.
|I need them for reading stuff.
- Behind other stuff.
|- Cheater! Break his neck! No! Don't hurt him!|He's my best friend Hey, you wouldn't hit a guy|with x-ray glasses, would ya? Easy on the arm.
Oh! Oh, my ass! Great cow of Moscow! Uh, it was ghosts! Big ones!|And a tornado! I'll never pass inspection now! They'll bust me lower than a limbo|stick at carnival time! And that's as low as limbo sticks get.
Don't worry.
We'll watch you clean.
It's too late.
The inspector'll|be here in exactly one second.
- Who are you?|- Morgan Proctor, grade 19.
Hermes Conrad, grade 36.
- Enough banter.
Shall we begin?|- This way, please.
Jeez, you seem awfully calm.
Don't worry.
I have a plan.
I'm going to jump! - No!|- No! Do a flip! Don't do it!|You have so much to live for! Reverse psychology? Old friend, don't jump! Use a method|that won't damage your liver.
Others need it, you know? Husband, no! Out of my way! I'm not cut out|to be a bureaucrat! I'm only anal 78.
36%% % of the time.
I'm not worthy to stamp a form,|so I'll stamp the cement with my body! If you complete your death transaction|without filing a suicide and/or falling permit,|you'll be demoted.
Life.
Death.
Either way I'm demoted|to a tiny cubicle.
Sweet something of Of someplace.
I relieve you of duty.
|Consider yourself on paid vacation.
Oh! The ultimate penalty.
I recommend the health cure on Spa 5,|the Sauna planet.
Here, read.
Spa 5? Is it good? Wonderful.
I don't know|anything about it they give me krill|for everyone I send.
I have to assign|a bureaucrat to fill in.
I assign me.
I accept.
Welcome.
It's settled.
Hermes will relax|and Zoidberg will eat.
Last Monday, why did it take|twice as long as scheduled? - Fry got his head stuck in a crater.
|- I thought it'd fit.
- During this, what were you doing?|- Drinking contest with the autopilot.
- I'd have won but I ran out of olives.
|- I can explain.
You can explain how you left|without enough olives? I think not.
- Is this high school?|- Locker check! Why isn't this alphabetical? - What?|- The zipper should be at the bottom.
Uh, sometimes a guy gets lonely.
Oh, l I've never seen|anything like this! - Why's there yogurt in this?|- I can explain.
It used to be milk, and time|makes fools of us all.
You're dismissed!|Fry, I'll speak to you alone.
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