Deep South Exciting news! The pet license|I requisitioned for Nibbler is here.
That's sweet.
|I didn't know you cared about Nibbler.
Dream on! I want to put him in a sack,|toss the sack in the river and hurl the river into space.
But I like filling out requisitions.
|And these were some doozies! Great Jah's dreadlocks!|There's been a mix-up.
This isn't the pet license,|it's a fishing license! And it's mandatory! The exact center|of the Atlantic Ocean! Seems the logical place|for fish to congregate! - We're in international waters?|- Indeed so.
Falcon, this is Blue Raven.
|The goose has nested.
Guess what you're accessories to? The sun, the sea air, good friends.
Leela's right.
Fishing blows.
|Let's make it interesting.
- Why not?|- Yeah, cool! Everybody kick in 5 bucks! - Wasn't that interesting?|- Bender! This contest is as good as over.
|I once caught a fish this big.
Oh, yeah? I once caught a fish|this big.
You're both out of your league! Because you're looking at a woman|who owns a harpoon.
Harpoon my ass! Okay! Let's see now.
Which bait to use? Crickets? Squid? Chicken necks? Excuse me, if I might be so bold.
I am willing to offer my services|as a bait critic.
These sardines, for example,|are bland and tasteless.
And these dry, stringy|night crawlers, though juicy Very, very juicy.
I don't believe this!|It's eating my bait! Beat it, you mooching crawdad! Hey, Fry.
|Check out my laser-guided fishing rod.
Quiet, you'll scare away the fish.
Fine.
I'll head to the other side.
Good luck fishing on this side! I can hit a fish|between the eyes from 20 yards.
- Yeah? I can hit a shrimp!|- A shrimp? I find it a bit hard to believe that Gather around, chumps!|I got the winner.
So, this is where you|shop for your boots! A couple more of those and you'll have|yourself a fish stick.
A fish this fine belongs|in a fish nugget-style chunklet.
It's bigger than anything|you've caught.
My small intestine.
Bingo! Whatever it is, it's 20 times|heavier than a boot.
You'll never catch anything with|that primitive technology.
What you need is this fish pheromone.
The most potent aphrodisiac|known to fishkind.
I am so into you! Oh, my! Bender, I just caught a fish this big! Quit exaggerating! Screw this! If I'm not gonna catch a fish,|I might as well not catch a big fish.
There.
Like most problems,|this one can be solved with bending.
Bender, be careful! That's the ship's diamond|filament tether.
It's unbreakable.
- Then, why do I have to be careful?|- It belonged to my grandmother.
My Manwich! Wake up! I've got something.
|And this time, it's alive! Dr.
Zoidberg, since when|do you even wear boots? I wasn't wearing it.
I was eating it! Come on, let's go home.
Sunburn! My fabulous body!|It's ruined! What happened to my parasol? It wasn't here|when I took your umbrella.
- I put sun block on you.
|- It didn't work.
Come on, Bender.
|Pull in your line and let's go.
Hey! I'm snagged! It's not snagged.
The mechano-man has|caught something! Sweet zombie Jesus! It's huge! It's coming up! - That's big!|- A colossal mouth bass! It's diving! It's pulling us under! Into the ship! Wait, I'll save us by cutting the unbreakable diamond|filament.
Well, at least I'll die|with my friends.
Hello? My Speedos! Depth at 4500 feet! Forty-eight hundred! Fifty hundred! Five thousand feet! Dear Lord! That's over|150 atmospheres of pressure! How many atmospheres|can the ship withstand? It's a spaceship, so I'd say|anywhere between zero and one.
What's that?|Is someone bending girders? We'll be crushed if we don't equalize.
How do we do that? That should do it.
We're gonna die! Wait! I'll be back in a minute.
- You did it, Fry!|- Did what? People, it's far, far worse|than we thought.
My fish got away! Good as new! Except we're 3 miles down below,|have no food, and the ship won't work.
Tempers are wearing thin.
Let's hope|some robot doesn't kill everybody! Don't panic.
There are rules|for situations like this.
The first order of business is lunch.
I suggest a nice lobster Zoidberg.
|I mean lobster Newburg.
I mean Dr.
Zoidberg.
Okay, everyone calm down.
The professor and I|will work on the ship.
Bender, Zoidberg: Since you can|survive under water you'll go out and find food.
I better go too.
|They don't know what I like.
No! The pressure will crush you like|a snake under a sugarcane truck! Not necessarily.
This is a chance for Fry to test|my experimental anti-pressure pill.
I can't swallow that! Well, then, good news!|It's a suppository.
How are you doing there? Glad to hear it! Ah, yeah.
Yum, yum, yum.
Look at me! I'm Dr.
Zoidberg,|homeowner! Careful, Fry.
I think that flag|may be poisonous.
Ahoy, mateys! I shanghaied us|some hearty grub! The laws of science|be a harsh mistress.
Robot, old buddy,|could you help me move a couch? Okay.
But I'm not|carrying it upstairs.
What is it, Fry? You want lemonade?|You saw a parade? Your student loans have been repaid? Then how about lending your old pal|Zoidberg a few bucks, Mr.
Millionaire.
Fry, swallow your food, then talk.
A mermaid! You think you saw a mermaid? No, I did see a mermaid.
|She was wearing a tube top and she had a scaly tail,|and hair extensions.
- Yeah, right!|- Sure she did! You are simply hallucinating,|you moron! What's so far-fetched about mermaids? There's all sorts of weird|sea creatures here in the future.
Like Dr.
Zoidberg! Fry is suffering from ocean madness.
Every time something good happens|to me, you say it's madness.
Or I'm drunk.
Or I ate too much candy.
Well, I saw a real mermaid! And I wish for once my friends had|the decency to believe me! Ocean madness.
He may have ocean madness, but that's|no excuse for ocean rudeness.
Ocean madness.
Yeah, right!|It's always something, ain't it? It's her! Bender, wake up!|She's here, wake up! Oxygen! Here you go, darling.
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