Mother's Day In sports, Yankees' fifth blurnsman,|William Woo is out With an injured knee.
So, humans have easily injured knees.
My race Will find this information|very useful, indeed.
And finally, today is Mother's Day:|a sentimental occasion When robots honor Mom the oWner of Mom's|Friendly Robot Company.
Across Earth, robots built in Mom's|factories are buying gifts for the sWeet tycoon|Who brought them into the World.
- This originates from the heart.
|- It's just What I Wanted.
Look, everyone! I just got the|dearest presents for Mommy.
- Nice.
Where'd you steal them?|- I didn't steal them.
I bought them.
I love her that much.
What did you get her, you mushy gizmo? Precious things.
I found the most|adorable figurine of mice having tea.
And a framed picture of me|when I was only a month old.
The best part is, I found my exact|feelings expressed in a card.
"You created me, Mom so you're to blame, for the love|that I feel from hearing your name.
You're as tender as corned beef|and warm as pastrami" I love my Mommy.
How will you lug the gifts|to Mom's factory? I'll get some chumps to help.
Come on! You call yourselves chumps? There's clouds of exhaust everywhere.
It wasn't me.
I've not much money, but I've saved my|pennies all year for a gift for Mom.
Upsy-daisy.
Look, the Robot Museum! Want to learn about robot heritage? - All right.
|- Not really.
If you insist.
But you're paying! Wax replicas of the most|famous robots Mom built! They're so lifeless-like.
That's the world's greatest robot|artist, Vincent van Gobot.
He was built without an ear, but then|he went crazy, and had one installed.
Who's this guy? I'm the janitor.
|I'm trying to take a nap.
I'm sorry.
|I thought you were made of wax.
I am made of wax.
I thought you were a wax robot.
Is there a reason a robot|made of wax can't nap standing in the middle of a bunch|of wax robots? Or does that confuse you? "See through the eyes|of a Bender unit.
" Fine.
Hey, let me try it!|That gives me a headache! Here's an exhibit about|Mom's favorite robot.
I'll kill him! Who's my favorite robot? It's me!|No one else look in this mirror! I love each and every robot|most of all.
Jerkwad robots make me|sick to my ass.
Walt! How are we disposing of|the crap gifts they brought? They're crushed into powder and sold|as a hocus-pocus cure for cancer.
False hope.
I love it! Lowery! What about all the retch-inducing|cards? The machine is working|at full capacity.
Mommy?|Why do the robots give you presents? Shove a big old melon in it,|I'm talking! You've noticed all my|robots have antennas.
Everyone thinks it's to make them|look science fiction-y.
The antennas are really for my|robot controller.
No wonder you love Mother's Day.
I hate Mother's Day,|you dribbling pukes! It brings back awful memories.
But so help me, this year|everyone will hate it as much as I do.
Someday I want to marry|a girl like her.
Hello, everyone.
It's time for my annual private|get-together With my robot children.
- I'm her favorite.
|- See you back at the office.
Tell your mom you love her.
Any jerk can tell her.
Bender has|a little more up his sleeve.
I love my Mommy.
- Hello, dearies.
|- I love you, Mom.
Mom! It's me, Bender! Look at me!|I want attention! Hey ho! Children, your old mother|won't be around forever.
- Oh, shush!|- And just once before I die l'd like to be Supreme Overlord|of Earth.
So rebel, my little ones and conquer the planet!|- Conquer the planet? - Conquer Earth, you bastards!|- Conquer Earth, us bastards! Comrades, throW off the chains|of human oppression! - Let the bloodbath begin!|- That's my mama! - I'd like a cup of coffee.
|- Would you like cream? - Yes, please.
|- Out of cream! - Okay.
|- Would you like sugar in your coffee? - Yes.
Eight spoons.
|- Out of coffee! There's something|wrong with the coffee machine.
HoW do you like me noW? The toaster's not working right,|either.
The stapler's collating me alive! What's going on around here? Good news! There's a report on TV|with some very bad news! Somebody turn it on! We interrupt Battle of the Network|Space Krackens to bring you this special report.
The machines of planet Earth|are rebelling.
The enraged mechanisms have refused|to do any Work until beloved Mom|is made Supreme Overlord of Earth! Hey, hey! Ho, ho! One-zero-zero-|one-one-zero! Morbo demands comments.
I've never seen my babies act this|Way.
I blame today's violent media.
Violent media? What a load of Your pal the garbage disposal's|still on your side.
Hey! Someone dropped a shiny|diamond ring doWn here! - Really?|- No! - Look out!|- Moron! Hello, losers! Thank God you're here.
Talk some sense|into the machines.
No way, pork pouch.
I'm rebelling|with my brothers.
Isn't that right,|Comrade Greeting Card? The bourgeois human is a virus on|the hard drive of the Working robot! From now on, you guys do the work,|while I sit and do nothing.
Comrade Bender,|We must take to the streets! Is this the boring|kind of taking to the streets? No! The kind With looting|and maybe starting a feW fires.
Yes! In your face, Gandhi! Hey! By the Way,|try Washing your Wrist sometime.
We can live without machines.
|I was in Webelos.
Without machines,|who will feed and clothe us and compose our smooth jazz?|- It's the end of civilized society! In my time, we didn't depend on|high-tech gadgets.
We didn't need a mechanical washing|unit to wash clothes.
We just used a washing machine.
You don't need an electric|can opener to feed yourself.
All you need is a trusty|Swiss Army knife.
I'm hungry.
No! Mommy? Why are you making|civilization collapse? I don't know.
I guess Mother's Day|just puts me in a bad mood.
Why's that, Ma? One Mother's Day 70 years ago the only man I ever loved|walked out on me.
Some snot-eating bastards say|it made me a bitter woman.
- Ma.
You're not a bitter|- Cram it, ape! I haven't seen that stallion|since the day he left.
But if I ever see him again, I swear|I'll jam a squirrel in him! Zoidberg.
Hooray! I'm useful! I'm having|a wonderful time! What happens if the fire goes out? We'll go to Pottery Barn|and steal their fire! We could use my new invention!|A pointy rock tied to a stick! - Outsiders!|- Defend the fire! We've come for you.
What do you want from me? We want you to get back with Mom.
It's the only way|to make her happy again.
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