Good news.
We've got a very|special delivery today.
- Who's it for?|- Me.
Another job well done.
No.
I need it shipped to my office|at Mars University.
It's an experiment that may|win me the Nobel Prize.
- What field?|- I don't care.
The pay's the same.
- Is it dangerous?|- Oh, my, no.
Off we go! Mars University Impressive.
In the 20th century we had no idea Mars|had a university.
In those days, Mars was just a|dreary, uninhabitable wasteland.
Much like Utah.
But unlike Utah,|it was eventually made livable when the university was founded|in 2636.
They planted traditional college|foliage: ivy, trees, hemp.
Soon the planet was terraformed.
- Is it safe to breathe the air?|- Of course.
Over here is Wong Library.
It has the largest collection of|literature in the western universe.
There's a chapter of my old|robot fraternity Epsilon Rho Rho.
You went to college? Of course.
I went to bending college.
|Majored in Bending.
- What was your minor?|- Robo-American Studies.
Are you the moose-head fumigator? No.
Actually, I'm an Epsilon|from way back.
- Close enough.
Come on in.
|- Thanks! Here's your finger back.
The coolest robots are in|this fraternity.
Mate in 143 moves.
Oh, pooh! You win again! Uh-oh! Nerds! I'm Gearshift, chapter president.
This is Oily, and this here|is Fat-Bot.
You're losers.
My name's Bender.
Bender from Bending State? Wow!|You're a legend around here! One night you drank a keg,|streaked across campus and crammed 58 humans|into a phone booth.
Yeah, well, a lot of them were|children.
Anyway, I should get going.
Wait, we're the lamest frat on campus.
|Even Hillel has better parties.
Stay and teach us how to be cool.
Okay, but I'll need ten kegs of beer,|a continuous "Louie, Louie" tape and a regulation two-story|panty-raid ladder.
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! I tell you, being here really takes|me back to my college days.
Step right up!|Who wants to learn physics? Keep your hands inside the car|at all times.
Good old Coney Island College.
|Go Whitefish! Don't take this the wrong way,|but you don't seem educated.
Oh yeah? Read it and weep.
|I'm a certified college dropout.
Everyone knows 20th-century colleges|were really expensive daycare centers.
True.
By current academic standards,|you're a mere high-school dropout.
What?! That's not fair.
I deserve the same respect|other college dropouts get.
By God, I'll enroll at Mars University|and drop out all over again! - You won't last two weeks.
|- Thanks for believing in me.
Classmate! What you taking? I don't know.
What are you teaching? Same thing I teach every semester:|math of quantum neutrino fields.
I made it up so no student|would dare take it.
Math of wonton burrito meals.
|I'll be there! Please, I don't know how to|teach.
I'm a professor.
See you in class! Oh! This is gonna be great.
Bingo!|- Oh, mama! Oh, yeah.
Someone's been|a bad computer.
Get a load of that! I say! You've damaged our servants'|quarters.
And our servants! This time, Robot House|has gone too far! Cheese it! Pretty nice for a single.
Two desks,|two chairs, a couple of beds.
- A woodpecker?|- Probably your roommate.
Oh, right.
Cool.
Come on in, roomie! - What the-?|- I call top bunk! My roommate's a monkey? Brilliant deduction!|You're a credit to your species.
- I see you've met Guenter.
|- You know each other? He's my experiment, the top-secret|contents of this stinking crate.
I'd rather live in a crate than|share a room with this dork.
- What makes him talk?|- Is he genetically engineered? Oh, please, that's preposterous|science-fiction mumbo-jumbo.
Guenter's intelligence lies|in his electronium hat.
It harnesses sunspot power|to produce cognitive radiation.
You're wasting your breath.
|He didn't understand a word.
I understood the word "hat.
" Stop! I arranged that you'd be|roommates for a reason: I'll only have to remember one phone|number.
Shake hands.
Make up.
You want a banana? I don't eat bananas.
I prefer banana-|flavored energy bars made from tofu.
I don't like you.
This is gonna be a cakewalk.
Welcome to 20th century history.
Look to your left, then to your right,|then in nine other directions.
One of the 12 of you|won't pass this class.
Boring.
Let's hear about|Walter Mondale already.
Be forewarned: The only way to get an A in my class|is to have lived in the 20th century.
Swish! You were saying, Mr.
Fry? I'm from the 20th century.
|Ask me anything.
What device invented in|the 20th century allowed people to view broadcast|programs in their own homes? I know this.
What do you call it? Lite Brite! I believe the answer|is "television.
" Very good, Mr.
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