The Luck of the Fryfish - Push, Mrs.
Fry.
You're almost there.
|- Squeeze one out for America, honey.
Keep it down,|it's the ninth inning.
Here's the pitch to Crypool.
|He's called on a strike three.
Swing the bat, you bum! - It's a boy with red hair.
|- You saying my son's a commie? And Groady leans into the pitch.
|It hits him.
The Mets Win.
This is the happiest day of my life.
- Here's your baby.
|- Okay, thanks.
- What should we name him?|- You pick.
I picked dinner.
I was thinking of Philip,|after those screwdrivers.
That's a fantastic idea.
|More morphine, please! - Look, Yancy, it's baby Philip.
|- I wanna be named Philip.
Me Philip! Me Philip! Son, your name is Yancy, just like me,|and my grandfather and so on.
All the way back|to minuteman Yancy Fry who blasted commies|in the American Revolution.
Philip, until I find a suitable|model of an ICBM you'll have to make do|fearing this toy spacecraft.
Mine! Mine! - Come on!|- Baby needs new shoes.
To hell with your baby.
|I need those shoes.
It's a dead heat.
They're|checking the electron microscope.
The Winner is Number Three|in a quantum finish.
No fair! You changed the outcome|by measuring it.
- How did you do, Fry?|- I'll tell you when my horse finishes.
Bad.
We owned four horses|and two jockeys.
We just put a jockey out to stud.
|He's perfect for you.
Hey, baby, ever do it in a suitcase? Look, it's a centaur race.
Ow! Ow! Ow! Come on, come on! Hey, Leela, how about a kiss|for good luck? I meant tongue luck.
The Winner is Number Four, Steven.
I've run over black cats|that were luckier than me.
Get your hot horse-burgers,|horse-fries, horse-cakes and shakes.
- Tongue straight from the horse's mouth.
|- It all sounds good.
All our horses are 100%%% horse-fed|for that double juiced-in goodness.
I'll have a cholesterol-free|omelet with horse-beaters.
- How can I horse you, sir?|- I'll have a horse Coke.
- Horse Pepsi okay?|- Neigh! - Hey! What are you doing?|- This.
Dear Horse God, I don't usually pray.
|Sometimes I doubt you even exist.
But if you're willing to grant me luck,|please, stamp your hoof once.
Come on, Number Six.
Move it! Don't do that.
What are you? It's contagious.
And the Winner is|Harry Trotter by the entire racetrack.
Yahoo! That'll teach those horses|to take drugs.
That's it! You can only take|my money for so long before you take it all.
|I say, enough! I've got one dollar left,|and this one I'm holding on to.
Oh, no, you don't.
I may not know about horses, but I|know lots about doing anything for $1.
If you think bad luck can defeat me,|you don't know my name is Philip J Phew! That is one unlucky guy.
Kareem has the sky hook,|but Philip J.
Fry has the space hook.
Yancy drives, he goes up|with his patented space hook.
Hey! That's my patented space hook.
|You stole it.
You're not the president of it.
Holy camolie! A seven-leaf clover.
I'm dying of old age! Game over! Phil wins.
|Yancy's fans are stunned.
There'll be no celebration|at the Yancy Dome.
Lucky! Someone's in a good mode.
Let's say I lucked out at the track.
|Also I rigged one race.
I'd have won too, if I still had my|seven-leaf clover.
Plus, I'd still have my hair.
I got your page, Mr.
Fry.
|Your new hair is ready.
What happened to this clover? I hid it in a secret place and never|told anyone.
Not even Scruffy.
- So is it still in the hiding place?|- Yeah, maybe it is still there.
In the ruins of Old New York.
|Helping one ant defeat another.
- Or giving luck to a piece of dirt.
|- Dirt doesn't need luck.
I'm going to get my clover back! Some of the tunnels have metal bars.
|Who's good at bending? - How about you?|- Sure.
- But Bending's my middle name.
|- It is? Yep.
My full name is|Bender Bending Rodriguez.
Here's the entrance.
From this moment,|I declare my bad luck officially over.
He was fun.
If we get bored looking for the clover,|I've got Tetris on this thing.
Look, up ahead.
|Old New York.
The city that inspired|a casino in Las Vegas.
We've got Manhattan|all to ourselves.
I can finally do the crazy stuff|I always dreamed.
Howard Stern is overrated.
- Oops!|- New York is so burned.
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