Cyber House Rules I gave the cookies you made|to the kids.
They couldn't believe it.
They Were delicious.
But, I digress.
Tremble, puny earthlings!|One day my race Will destroy you all! Can one of you guys get that? It's a doorbell baby!|Hello, little guy.
- I was abandoned as a baby too.
So-|- Garbage, huh? I'll take care of it.
- Bender, stop! It's a baby!|- A baby what? Ow.
It's just a card from|the orphanarium I grew up in.
Leela, you're invited to a reunion at Cookieville|Minimum-Security Orphanarium! Please stand clear|of self-destructing basket.
A reunion at your old|orphanarium? You gonna go? No way, Jose-bot.
I never want|to see those orphans again.
Not after the way|they used to pick on me.
One-eye! One-eye! One-eye! Nice depth perception, One-eye.
How can you make fun of me?|You're blind.
My eyes may not work,|but at least I got two of them.
That's terrible, Leela.
Imagine the look on their faces|when we eat all the hors d'oeuvres.
Well, I wouldn't mind rubbing|my success in a few faces.
Set a course for adventure! Ew.
|What a dump! Just like old times.
Gosh, the bars on the windows|seemed so much thicker back then.
- Ahem.
|- Mr.
Vogel, remember me? Leela, you're worthless,|and no one will ever love you! - You used to say that all the time.
|- Oh, those were happier days.
Mm.
The gristle in a blanket|isn't half bad.
Try the Popsicle sticks.
|They've absorbed a lot of flavor.
Hey, look, it's our old group picture.
- I don't see you anywhere.
|- That's me over in Cootietown.
Get a load of this|average-looking guy.
That's Adlai Atkins.
I used|to have kind of a crush on him.
- One-eye! One-eye!|- Stupid as a French guy! One-eye! One-eye! One-eye! One-eye!|One-eye! One-eye! One-eye! One-eye! One-eye! One-eye! One-eye! Well, it's time to say hello|to the old gang.
So, what you been up to|since you left? - Living in a box.
You?|- Selling kidneys, teeth, whatever.
And what am I up to, you ask? Why,|I'm a very successful space captain.
Oh.
- Wow.
|- How nice for you, Leela.
That's so good for a person|with one eye.
Hey, you can't feel sorry for me.
I'm a space captain,|and you're a bunch of losers.
Right, right.
We're the losers.
Well, if it isn't old One-eye.
- Oh, yeah? Well, shut up, cane-boy!|- He can't hear you.
He's deaf now.
Leave her alone.
|She's leading a normal life.
She's not gussied up,|duded out or where it's at.
Now, run along.
Thanks, Adlai.
I guess you never|outgrow being an eyeball.
Oddball.
Nonsense.
You're a captain.
|That's a fine profession.
Well, it's just for a package|delivery service.
A package is just a box|until it's delivered.
Huh, I'd never thought of it that way.
|What do you do? - I'm a doctor.
|- A tall doctor, you say? Sir, you seem stable.
- Have you thought about adopting?|- No.
It's a great way to have|a kid without sex.
Really? The government will help|with $100 a week.
A hundred dollars a week? I'm so sorry I teased you.
|Let me make it up.
- I'll fix it so no one teases you.
|- By beating them up? I broke that blind kid's nose,|and it made no difference.
No, I specialize|in phaser eye surgery.
I can build you a paraffin eye|and graft it on.
It won't be able to see, but you'll|look like a normal two-eyed person.
Me? Perfectly normal? Hm.
Mm.
Yay! Sons, daughters, meet Uncle Fry.
Why are they with you?|Do you have candy? No.
It's called parenting.
Come on, dumplings, we've got|12 government stipends to collect.
Yay!|Our daddy's a giant toy! Phaser eye surgery is a capital idea.
I'm sure Leela's tired of morons|gaping at her eye all the time.
Ah Cosmetic surgery's great.
|I used to be too cute so I had cuteness reduction|surgery here and here.
You're crazy! Leela doesn't|need surgery.
You look great now.
Oh, that's so sweet, Fry.
But for|once, I just want to look normal.
You're better, you're abnormal!|You shouldn't care what people think.
I'll start by not caring|what you think.
I'm getting the surgery.
- Thattagirl!|- Wonderful! You can also get an ink pouch|to help you escape your enemies.
That's the stupidest idea|I've ever heard, you imbecile! Now we'll find out if the operation|was a success.
Hold on to your hats.
Oh, I'm sorry.
|This is the wrong patient.
Oops.
- Those eyes look so great on you!|- She looked fine before.
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