Prepare for the stereophonic experience.
Spanish Fry Oh, New New York City! Whoo! Whoo! Don't worry about it.
Do the robot, baby! Oh, Lord.
Hiking is always such a strain on the buttocks.
- What was that sound? - It wasn't a bird's nest falling.
That sounds like this: - They're so cute when they're scared.
- I meant the sound Bigfoot just made.
He's been sighted in this area recently.
Just last week, a blind hiker felt him.
Don't tell me you actually believe in Bigfoot, you blathering ninny-hammer.
Of course I do.
Bigfoot's my hero.
Growing up, he was the celebrity I most identified with.
- Why? - Because he was a loner who hated the popular monsters yet longed to be one.
I can so relate to that.
Enough emotions.
This isn't a fat camp, for God's sake.
Although you wouldn't know it from looking.
Ah.
Bender, if you want to sleep in the tent tonight you're welcome to join me and Hermes for a little "just friends" spooning.
No, I'm comfy out here under the stars.
ReaI comfy.
- Hi, I'm Ranger Park, the park ranger.
- I get it.
Since this is a nationaI Bigfoot preserve we'll start with a short film about Bigfoot while I make a few phone calls.
Bigfoot.
Endangered mystery.
In the dense forests of the Pacific Northwest dwells the strange and beautiful creature known as Bigfoot, perhaps.
- That proves it.
- Sadly, logging and human settlement today threaten what might possibly be his habitat.
Although if it's not, they don't.
Bigfoot populations require vast amounts of land to remain elusive in.
They typically dwell just behind rocks, but are also sometimes playful bounding into thick fogs and out-of-focus areas.
It should say "Top Quality Exercycle For Sale.
" And could you put "Top Quality" in bold? You can't? Okay, whatever.
Remember, it's up to us.
Bigfoot is a crucial part of the ecosystem, if he exists.
So let's all help keep Bigfoot possibly alive for future generations to enjoy, unless he doesn't exist.
The end! I gotta call you back.
All right, questions? - Yeah.
Have yous ever seens Bigfeet? - Technically, no.
But I do see him each night in my dreams and each day in the smiling faces of hairy children.
Bunk! Bunk, I say! Bring me a bag full of Bigfoot's droppings or shut up.
I have some of someone who saw him.
- Shut up.
- Oh, my God.
Look, it's Bigfoot.
- Where?! - Oh, he's gone.
He said you should keep wasting your life, though.
I saw Bigfoot crushing cars at the county fair.
What you saw was Bigfoot the monster truck.
But thanks for a great question.
Sir, if I may? Why don't you just set up, like, a billion video cameras in the woods and see if he walks by one? Ah.
That would be very expensive and most people who believe in Bigfoot are broke.
Hey, look! Bigfoot.
He's back.
- Where? - Up your face.
Everybody do the Bender.
The sky out here is amazing.
Look at all the satellites.
- Good night, employees.
Good night.
Good night, Hubert.
- You doing all right out there, buddy? - Better than these gnats.
That guy won't be going home to his kids.
What's that? A wolf? Or some kind of boogin? Oh, God, I wish I was safe inside a tent.
Fry.
Fry, wake up.
It's me, Bigface.
Come out and groom my mangy fur.
Bigfoot? You taught yourself English? Bigfoot.
Bigfoot! Bigfoot? Is that you? I'm not like the others, Bigfoot.
I see through your monster coating to the gentle loner inside.
I bet you have a wounded raccoon friend that you tenderly nurse back to health while you go: In the end, they shoot you, but you teach us about things.
Oh.
Oh.
Just a flying saucer.
Excuse me? You can't park here.
The parking area is over there.
Wow.
Nice tube.
Hey.
Hey, what's the big idea? Stop abducting me.
Why does your vanity plate say "Probe 1 "? Help! There's nothing so refreshing as the clean, crisp taste of this bold Canadian beer.
Well, see you in an hour.
I got to go do some business behind that tree.
- Bender, wasn't that Fry's tent? - "Bender " Bender raises a good point.
Where is Fry? You won't believe what happened.
It was so scary that you wouldn't- I know.
But listen, it gets even scarier.
Fry, what in Sega Genesis happened to you? That's what I'm trying to tell you.
See- Why are you all staring at me like that? Is there something on my face? Uh No.
- Someone should tell him.
- Tell me what? - Nothing.
- Well, I have a lot of experience telling patients bad news, so let me break it to him gently.
Fry, you have no nose.
Your nose is gone.
You have no nose on your face.
Where it is, I can't say but on your face it's not.
What? I think it's sweet.
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