Two two, three Fry and Leela's Big Fling Ah, another successful day.
Deliveries were made, nobody got hurt.
(grunting) Yes, another successful day.
Well, see you guys tomorrow! I'm going home, by myself, as is normal for me.
Have a good night, Leela! I won't see you again until the morning.
- Good-bye.
Good-bye now.
- Yeah, see you later, chumps.
Okay, everybody, see you tomorrow.
Good night, everyone! Professor, you live here.
Where are you going? I have no idea! Fry? Where are you? Right here, baby.
(grunting) Uh, could you help me? Ah, alone and unhooked.
Let the evening begin.
LEELA: All right, all right, where's the surprise? Almost there.
Keep your eyeball closed.
(whirring) (gasps) Fry, this is amazing! You did this all by yourself? Uh-huh! All with stuff I found around the office.
Top Ramen in a Cremora sauce Xerox-blackened chicken Oh, and for dessert, cherry throat lozenge jubilee.
(sniffs) What a wonderful nighttime sneezing coughing stuffy head so-I-can-rest dessert! This really is lovely, Fry.
Thank you.
Uh-huh.
Don't pay me no mind.
Oh Scruffy, could we please have a little privacy here? If you can't see me, is that private? (groans) Come on, let's go somewhere we can be alone.
It's so quiet.
I'm surprised we're the only couple out in Central Park.
In this remote, unlit area.
On Batman's night off.
Oh! This is a stickup! Oh, hey, Fry and Leela.
Bender? What are you doing? I'm just out for my nightly crime spree.
Which reminds me, this is still a mugging, so - Hee-ya! - Ow! (grunting) Ow! Help, I'm being mugged! (Fry and Leela laughing) Mmm.
A secluded table, some big giant ants, and thou.
ZOIDBERG: Ow! Hello! I'm Dr.
Zoidberg.
I'll be your busboy tonight Fry! Leela! It's me, Zoidberg.
From work, and LinkedIn? Mind if I join you? Very much so.
What with the bad economy and Hermes never paying me, I got a second job clearing dishes.
Dishes, dishes, dishes Cleaning up the dishes.
I'm a singing busboy.
No, you're not! Let's just go to my place.
("Just the Two of Us" playing) Finally, just the two of us.
Yeah, I knew it was on one of these albums.
Just the two of us We can make it if we try Just the two of us Uh, what about? (snoring, muttering) He won't wake up if we stay quiet.
(snoring) Ooh Ah! Nibbler! Scat! (yelps, music stops) (Nibbler chattering) Why is it so impossible for two people to be completely alone? ANNOUNCER: Are you and another person finding it impossible to be completely alone? Now what? It's targeted advertising.
Can you shut it off? Only if I cut off my arm.
I'll get a knife.
ANNOUNCER: For true privacy and solitude, visit Casa Ysolata Eco-Resort.
From the moment our automated shuttle picks you up, you'll be totally alone.
With no employees and just a single well-appointed bungalow, Casa Ysolata caters to only one couple at a time.
So act now! The perfect getaway awaits! That sounds great! Aw, but you can't possibly afford to take me to a place like that.
ANNOUNCER: Oh, yes, she can.
As a return guest, Leela will receive a 25% discount and a complimentary waterfall.
(gasps) This is exactly what we need! Plus, you get a return visitor discount.
Hey, wait, you were there before? Um well With someone else? Once.
With my old boyfriend Sean.
But look, that's ancient history, and we need some one-on-one time.
I'm up for it if you are.
I don't know.
You'd probably be thinking of Sean the whole time.
Oh, not the whole time.
Who ordered all these old-timey cars? The inhabitants of Simian 7-- the Planet of the Apes.
And monkeys.
And tarsiers, and several lemurs.
All primates, really.
Hey, guys.
We just stopped by to tell you we're taking some vacation days.
(tires squealing) No, you're not! You've got to go on this delivery! But we've earned these days off.
We're not cattle, we're human beings.
You're human beings? Good Lord, you can't go on this delivery.
Humans are forbidden on the Planet of the Primates! Okay, then.
See you in a week! Buh-bye! Bender, since you're not human, you can still go.
And, Zoidberg, you can replace Fry.
Hooray! I'm the Fry, with the cool red jacket and the walking on sunshine! But we still need someone to pilot the ship.
Amy, what are you? - Human.
- Damn! Then you'll need a disguise.
Do you have a marmoset costume? No.
Just these marmoset pajamas.
They'll have to do.
Man, these hands do everything but pick your nose.
(grunting) (sniffing) Wow.
Well picked.
I had a nice picking last time I was here.
Come on, let's take a walk.
I'll show you around.
Hey, want to go skinny-dipping by the light of the fireflies? Leela! Somebody might see Wingus and the Ping Pong boys! No, it's just the two of us.
Come on! (water splashing) All right, I'll just keep my top on.
Oh, what the heck.
(whoops) Well, here we are, alone and naked.
Want to play Marco Polo? Sure! - Marco! - Polo! Marco! MAN: Polo! - Sean? - Leela? - Sean?! - Polo! What are you doing here, Sean? I was on vacation.
Repeat customer discount, free meals 'cause I brought my own peanut butter.
Whole trip cost less than 600 bucks.
But this is a private resort for only two people at a time.
Yeah, my week is up, but the shuttle broke down and they're still trying to fix it.
But, hey, they gave me two free drink coupons for my trouble.
You want to buy one? How about you? Sean, I'd like you to meet Fry.
He and I are what would you say we are, Fry? Nude and interrupted.
Uh-huh.
Listen, Leela, I'd love to catch up.
What do ya say we split a free drink at the robo-bar? They've got unlimited pretzels.
Put a little peanut butter on there, they really fill you up.
Well, it has been a while.
Is it okay with you, Fry? Sure, that'd be great.
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