Hey, guys.
Welcome to my parents' I'm bored.
Let's drink.
Wow, what a turnout.
It's great to see so many happy smiles, most of them on mouth mutant.
(All laugh) All: Hey-o! But let me just say, for 40 years, my beautiful wife Munda has been by my side Even that year my side mutated into some kind of venomous radish.
And, Morris, I fell in love with your honesty and humility.
And those things never mutated.
Both: Mmm All: Aw (Guttural): Aw Now, if you'll direct your attention to this moldy shower curtain, I've prepared a video tribute to the happy couple.
In their 40 years together, my parents have been through so much.
Well, not that much, actually, since mutants weren't allowed to leave the sewers until last year.
Like anyone wants to leave the sewer.
Am I right? (All laugh) Shush, Morris.
So, how did it all begin? The unlikely lovebirds met at brown university.
She, a brilliant exolinguistics major, he, a laid-back sewer surfer who didn't even know the meaning of "exolinguistics".
I still have no idea.
(All laugh) I've been telling you for 40 years, it's the study of alien languages.
Why can't you listen? Oh, sugar lump, I hear you when you actually say something important.
the love of Munda and Morris has grown stronger every day.
Munda: "Something important"? Exolinguistics was my passion.
Until I gave it up to go into the lucrative pot-roast-making field.
Pot-roast-burning.
I never got why you studied that alien junk anyway.
We can't even see the stars down here in the sewer.
Why can't you accept that? I did accept it for 40 years! But now we're free to go up there.
I could be in space seeing things I've only dreamed about, if it weren't for you! Uh, okay, everybody, thanks for coming.
I had dreams, too! I was going to surf the world's sewers, but I happily gave it up for you.
Happily! I just want a little more out of life.
But no, you don't want to go into space because you're too afraid.
You bet I'm afraid.
You want to go? Go! Get your head knocked off by a meteorite.
Okay, take a deep breath.
You're having a little lovers' quarrel, but I'm sure you'll work everything Divorce is final.
Munda: Don't worry.
I'm only going to stay with you until a vacancy opens up on this floor.
You know, the rents are a lot more reasonable in Peru.
Come on, Leela, let's go out.
After 40 years, I want to see the world.
(Sighs) What the heck? You want to go out? Let's really go out.
(Jaunty jazz playing) Dance, slave, dance.
(Groaning) (Zaps) (Buzzing) Well, I lost two straight hands to the borax kid.
I don't really have any use for these, but you can't have them back.
Ladies.
Imagine me, a girl from the sewer meeting a man made entirely of detergent.
(Gasps) And look over there! It's Zapp Brannigan, the famous space captain.
Hey, I have an idea.
Let's look in a different direction at something else.
You go ahead, dear.
I wonder what Captain Brannigan's doing with those Carcarons? Now, regarding this peace treaty, Admiral Chu.
That's a napkin dispenser, sir.
This is the universal translator.
Whatever.
Now, Admiral, in exchange for your promise not to attack us, we will grant you exclusive fishing rights in Supernova Scotia.
(Translated guttural alien language plays) (Replies in guttural alien language) Well, okay.
Excellent.
We'll meet aboard my ship in one month to sign the treaty of table seven.
(Alien language translation plays) Table seven? Now, watch, Kif, as I score a diplomatic Coop by congratulating the Admiral in his native tongue.
Last time you tried that, the Mexican restaurant declared war on us.
I beg you, just use the translator.
Kif, just trust me for once.
(Speaks alien language) I'd like to spank your sister with a slice of bologna.
(Chuckles) Oops.
(Angry, guttural reply) (Weapons cocking) (Zapp gasps) It's the battle of Paco's tacos all over again.
(Whimpers) (Speaking alien language) Mom, what are you doing? What I was trained to do.
(Speaks alien language) (Speaks alien language) What did you say to them? Eh, just that Captain Brannigan confused the word for "congratulations" with the word for "spank your sister with bologna.
" Nicely squawked, madam.
Leela, you never told me you had a mother.
I insist you stay for a courtesy thank-you drink.
(Low whirring) Mmm, good barium shots.
Expensive, though.
We can put it on the corporate card, as long as we discuss business.
So, uh, yesterday, huh? That business happened, right? Somebody? I'll just pay for it.
Well, we should get going.
You guys see where my mom went? I don't know where most of her is, but her tongue's in Zapp's mouth.
Both: Mmm Whoo! Nasty.
Mom, are you okay? Did Zapp take advantage of you? Show me where he touched you on this dried-apple doll.
Oh, don't be silly.
Zapp's a perfect gentleman.
And so handsome.
Did you know he wears a velour man-skirt? (Groans) Mom, I hate to break it to you, but Zapp's a jerk.
The truth is I once slept with him A few times.
I know.
He showed me the commemorative painting.
- What?! - Look, sweetie, I get it.
You're jealous because Zapp likes me now and not you.
But don't worry, this isn't a competition.
Although he did say I'm a better kisser.
I am not jealous.
Also, yech! Zapp doesn't care about my mom.
He's just doing this to get to me.
Don't worry, Leela.
Your mom won't see Zapp much.
He's in space all the time.
(Device trills) Guess what, honey.
Zapp hired me as his personal translator.
I'll be with him all the time In space.
What? But I've never been so happy! (Device trills) Hang on, mom.
I have another call.
(Sobbing) (Sobs) Thank you for coming.
You know, without your mother, the sewer's a dank and dismal place.
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