- Cracker.
- Yes.
Pickle dill.
Good.
And? Cottage cheese low fat small curd a touch of fuzz.
Uch of fuzz.
Expiration date? Three weeks ago.
- Amazing.
- Yes! What's going on? We're playing "guess that snack.
" And next year you can vote.
Hey listen p.
J.
I ran into a friend of mine today.
He's opening up a new chicken restaurant And he needs a delivery guy.
Dad you already have a Job.
I'm talking about you.
Oh thanks but I'm already booked solid Between the school the band our snacking competitions.
I can't do it all.
I'm just one guy.
One guy who delivers chicken.
Here's the number.
Hey emmett if you want I might be able to get you a Job too.
Oh no thanks mr.
D.
I already got a Job.
- Doing what? - My dad pays me to stay out of the house.
Working right now.
Good Luck Charlie Hey charlie I want to show you something pretty adorable.
You and mommy are doing yoga together.
Okay charlie this next move Is called the warrior.
Charlie.
Mom lis to blame her farts on other people But love her anyway.
Uh excuse me mom doesn't fart no.
She toots.
That was quite a toot you just cut.
Hey honey how was school? Good.
Why are you wearing your hat like that? Oh no reason.
It's how I roll.
Oh my gosh gabe what happened? Charlie and I were playing pattycake And things went bad.
Who did this to you? This new kid in my class Jo something.
Poor thing.
Why do the big kids always pick on the little kids? Isn't that the ice pack dad puts on his butt? Eww.
Actually I think it's that one.
Eww.
What about broccoli? Dad hates broccoli.
Which is why he'd use it on his Eww! Oh no.
Is dad's butt acting up again? - Who is it? - Kwikki chikki Where everpiece of chicken is grilled with love.
Hi.
Hello? Uh here you go.
Thanks.
Keep the change.
EnJoy your kwikki chikki.
I think I was just grilled with love.
Would you mind answering a few questions For a customer satisfaction survey? Okay.
Did you find kwikki chikki service To be good really good or super good? Really good.
If a good-looking kwikki chikki delivery dude asked you on a date Would his chances be good really good or super good? Could you take off that cap for a second? Super good.
Freeze.
Back it up and bring it here.
Oh gabe again? Yes again.
Well did you at least hit him back this time? I can't do that.
Why not? You gotta take this bully down Give him a taste of his own medicine.
That's the only way to get him to stop.
Just let me handle it.
All right.
Well you know what? If you won't do it then I will.
I will school this kid teddy-style.
Whoo! Whoa I need a manicure.
Hey p.
J.
emmett's called a few times.
Yeah I'll call him later.
Oh dad I forgot to tell you My girlfriend I love saying that She told me something interesting.
She's your girlfriend already? You've had one date.
One amazing date.
One awesome magical fun What did she say? - Who? - Your girlfriend.
I love it when you say it too.
She said her mom and you know each other.
Her name used to be katherine davis.
Katherine davis? Um That's not ringing a bell.
Boy I'd sure like to see your reaction When someone does ring a bell.
Who is she? She's the last girl I dated before you.
I'm dating your old girlfriend's daughter? I hope that's not gonna be a problem for me.
Seems like it might be for me.
I'd like to hear more about her bob.
Oh look did I date a lot of girls before you? Yes sure.
Did I leave a trail of broken hearts? Absolutely.
But you know what? It was all worth it Because I saved the best for last.
Oh.
Me too.
And I can't wait to meet him.
Eh.
You did not just send me to voicemail.
Sorry.
I'm expecting a call from my girlfriend.
You've been dodging my calls all day.
Hey good news emmett.
We just put in a doorbell.
- What were you calling about? - To see if you wanted to hang out.
Wish I could but I'm kind of busy right now.
Hey girlfriend.
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