Oh, that's a beautiful guitar.
Oh, thank you.
I picked this up on our last trip to Spain.
Do you mind if I play? No, go ahead.
Yeah, my brother he plays guitar and he Sounds nothing like that.
Oh, that is so pretty.
Thank you.
Teddy, have a seat, relax.
Okay.
Oh, massage chair.
Ni-I-I-ce.
Smoked salmon and dill on toast points.
That's a snack? I dabble in the culinary arts.
Mm, you more than dabble in that.
Oh wait, can I have one more? You want to start studying? In a mi-I-inute.
Well, I'm not surprised.
Once you're on top, They just want to knock you down.
What are you talking about? Listen to some of these comments about the Charlie video.
Fred r5178 says, "cute, but you got lucky, one-hit wonder.
" Here's another one "you're a pathetic, no-talent loser!" With about 19 exclamation points.
That one's from Gabe d.
Who are these people? There's no way to know.
Gabe honey, come here.
I want to show you something very exciting from mommy's past.
Teddy told me if I ever heard those words, I should just keep walking.
Park it.
Now in preparation for our television appearance I'm studying some of my previous broadcast work.
I used to be a reporter.
For the southwest Denver community college.
Action news team.
We reached dozens of viewers all across the country.
This is one of my hardest-hitting pieces.
In my hand I'm holding.
Something new to our campus A cell phone.
"cell" is short for "cellular" Believe it or not, You can use this phone wherever you go.
I know it sounds crazy, But as Paula abdul would say, "I'm tellin' ya straight up.
" It was good.
It was really good.
- Oh, unbelievable.
- Are you kidding me? That's the worst throw! Hi.
Hey, Teddy.
Hey, what you got there? Leftovers from Spencer's house.
Come on! I can't watch this.
I'm turning it off.
No no, wait wait.
The commercial with the talking foot.
Dinner! Grab your buns.
It's sloppy Joe night.
Mom just said, "grab your buns.
" - Teddy.
- I'm fine, thank you.
- Ooh, what are you having? - Toast points with salmon and dill.
Toast points? I say what's-the-points.
Hey, check out Charlie.
She put sloppy Joe on her face.
Because she's a baby.
What's so funny? It's not just funny 'cause she's a baby.
See, this works on all ages.
Now Gabe, you know that's not right.
Yeah, it should be more like this.
Okay, all right, all right, cut it out.
Next person who throws sloppy Joe Guys, you know, at Spencer's house.
The food goes directly from their plates to their mouths.
How is that fun? I'll let you know tomorrow night because I'm going over there for dinner.
His mom is making quail.
Not sloppy quail quail.
You can't go over there tomorrow night.
The channel 8 news crew is coming over.
They're gonna interview the whole family.
Yeah, I think I'll pass.
What, you don't want to be on tv with me? - Us.
- Us? No, I don't want to be a part of the "farty charlie" family.
It's embarrassing.
It's embarrassing.
Or we're embarrassing? Yes.
- More for us.
- Yep.
Nobody calls p.
J.
Duncan a one-hit wonder.
Behold "farty Charlie ii.
" Hey, I'm Charlie.
I'm feeling extra gassy today.
Uh-oh, here comes.
Ahh, that's better.
So what do you think? Where do I begin? That wasn't even Charlie.
That was a doll.
Because Charlie had to take a nap.
Plus, you can only tell 'cause you're her brother.
No, I could tell because her foot was facing the wrong direction.
Well, did you like anything about it? Well, I liked No.
Man, the people are right.
I am a one-hit wonder.
Look, you had a good run.
Look, I'm trying to put lipstick on a pig here.
You're a failure.
Lipstick on a pig that's hilarious.
I just got an idea for my next film.
If anyone needs me, I'll be at the drugstore, then the zoo.
Oh, honey, it's Teddy.
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