5. Dance Off (第1季)【完整台词】

Hi, Teddy.

Boy, that pizza really came out of nowhere, huh? Yeah.

Nice shot.

It's all in the wrist.

Now tell me again And don't leave out a single detail What exactly did Spencer say when you asked him? He said, and I quote, "okay.

" Oh, wouldn't it be so romantic If I got my first kiss during a slow dance? That could happen if you don't wear That red polkadot thing that makes you look like a clown.

No no, you're right.

I should dress more subtle and understated Like you.

That's all I'm saying.

Now I just have to figure out How Spencer and I are gonna get to the dance.

How are you getting there? I haven't asked anyone yet.

I'm still trying to decide between five guys.

Well, do any of them drive? Let's see Sophomore, freshman, sophomore, Eighth-grader I don't really want to talk about, And sophomore.

So no, no drivers on the list.

That's too bad, because if you could find somebody who drives Then Spencer and I could double with you.

Yeah, consider it done.

I'll just expand my list And lower my standards a little bit.

Lower than the eighth grade? You want a ride or not? Okay, they say it's gonna be chilly tonight.

I want to make sure you're nice and toasty.

Did I remember to change your diaper? I'm gonna go with yes.

- Are you ready to go? - Yeah.

It is gonna be so nice to go to an open house And not to have to hear the words "Oh, you're Gabe's parents.

" Mom, are you wearing perfume? I am.

What? You don't like it? Oh, I like it, but But what? Does someone else not like it? I don't want to get dad in trouble.

Wait, dad says he doesn't like my perfume? He doesn't just say it.

He makes a face too.

And sometimes there's gagging.

Well, that's interesting.

Has your father shared anything else with you About how I disgust him? I've said too much already.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

Nice jacket, dad.

Isn't it? Got my company logo right there Free advertising and a great conversation starter.

Does mom know you're wearing it? Oh, I've been dressing myself for some time now.

So no, I didn't run it by her.

Oh, I guess she'll just have to live with it.

Why? Is there a problem? I don't want to get mom in trouble, But just between us, She thinks you talk too much about your job.

I talk too much about my job The same job that puts a roof over your mother's head? Hey, I'm on your side.

So what else does she say about me behind my back? I've said too much already.

Come on, guys.

Gotta go.

Gonna be late.

Well, we're taking the bug truck, If that's okay with you.

As long as the windows work.

I don't want to trigger anyone's gag reflex.

Women.

Hey, good luck at your open house tonight.

Good luck at whatever you're dressed so weird for.

Look at you.

Oh, no, look at you.

Well, I wish I was someone else So I could look at both of us.

So where's your date? Parking the car.

Oh, I like it.

Who is he? Okay, about that there's something you should know 'sup? Emmett, would you excuse us for a minute real quick? Okay, just Emmett? We needed transportation.

It was either Emmett or an eighth-grader With a skateboard.

Let's just go have a good time, okay? Shall we? Teddy bear.

Grizzly bear.

You look really nice.

You are really nice.

Thanks.

Whose car is this? My grandpa's.

He thinks I'm at the store getting bread.

But instead You'll be at the dance getting nothing.

Wow, looks like my seat belt's broken.

Maybe I should sit in the middle.

Is that okay? Yeah.

'cause I'm all about safety.

Teddy, you're blocking my view.

You mind moving away from Spencer? Big guy, lean the other way.

More.

More.

Emmett, if he leans any more, he'll fall out of the car.

More.

Well, this is my classroom.

Mrs.

Mellish looks busy.

Maybe we should come back next year.

Whoa, p-u alert.

I get it, okay? I'm talking about Charlie's diaper.

What's her problem? Heck if I know.

And for your information, Some people find that scent very pleasant.

A full diaper? I'm gonna be back in a minute.

- I'm gonna go change Charlie, okay? - Okay.

- Hi, Gabe.

- Hi, Mrs.

Mellish.

How is my brave little soldier? Not good.

Mom and dad are fighting again.

Oh, you poor thing.

They've been fighting all week.

I don't think I can get that book report into you by Tuesday.

That's okay, dear.

You take all the time you need.

I don't need time.

I need happiness.

All right.

That song was brought to you By Freddy's stereo hut.

When you're ready to rock steady, go see Freddy.

P.

J.