5. Dance Off (第1季)【完整台词】

, what's with all the commercials? That's how I'm paying for all the equipment.

I got some sponsors to buy advertising.

Who would buy advertising from you? You'd be surprised.

This next one is brought to you by mom Who gave me Mom when you absolutely, positively Can't get any more money out of dad.

Bob, come here, honey, look.

Look at this picture Gabe drew.

Isn't that sweet? Yeah, it sure is.

You know what, honey? I guess we're doing something right.

Would you look at that? Gabe, it seems like your parents are getting along.

I'm gonna go introduce myself.

Gotta think.

Gotta think.

It's go time, Ricky.

Excuse me, lady.

You've got a rat on your shoulder.

Rat on the loose! Remain calm.

Remain calm.

Spencer, could you get me some punch, please? Sure.

I'll be right back.

Emmett, why don't you go get me some punch too? What, your feet don't work? - Ice or no ice? - Surprise me.

I think it's time for me to make my move.

Go get that kiss, girl.

Hey, P.

J.

, put on a slow song, okay? You got it, sis.

Okay, we're gonna bring it down now, Just like you should bring yourselves down to wally's waffles.

Tell them P.

J.

sent you.

You can get a free pat of butter.

- Here you go.

- Oh, thanks.

Let's dance.

Yo, quick, throw on some hip-hop.

- But I just started this song.

- Now.

Okay, this next one is brought to you by Emmett.

Emmett he's Standing right there.

What just happened? Emmett stole my date.

Back we go, little guy, Safe and sound.

Boy, really tired.

We should go.

Thank you, Mr.

Duncan.

That was very impressive.

Well, when you've been in the pest control biz As long as I have, you You know, I really shouldn't talk about my work.

It bugs my wife.

No, it doesn't.

Why would you think that? Because Gabe told me it did.

Charlie looks more tired than me, so Gabe told me you hated my perfume.

I never said that.

What are you talking about? Oh, please don't do this here.

Isn't it bad enough that poor Gabe has to listen To you two constantly fighting at home? We don't fight at home.

We're very happy.

Look at this picture Gabe drew of our family.

That's not his.

That's Gabe M's.

This is Gabe D's.

That's disturbing.

Mrs.

Mellish, I assure you we're a very loving family.

Gabe, get your butt over here.

Now why would you tell your teacher that we're fighting at home? So I could get out of doing my work.

I'm in big trouble, right? Oh, yeah! Have all your overdue assignments on my desk Monday morning.

But that'll take me the whole weekend.

You poor thing.

Get your coat.

We're leaving.

I can't believe we let him play us like that.

I know.

How could I ever think you didn't like my perfume? Well, it's not my favorite.

Said the guy with the cartoon cockroach on his blazer.

It's an ant.

Man, your jerking is dope.

Man, your popping sick.

I'd like to pop both of these jerks.

Sorry you didn't get that kiss.

Yeah, well, the night's not over yet.

Follow my lead.

Hey, what's that noise? What noise? The noise Teddy is talking about.

Sounds like it's coming from the back of the car.

Yeah, I hear it too.

It sounds bad.

You should probably pull over and check it out.

- I'm telling you - Stop the car! Just come on, I'll show you where the noise is coming from.

I know where the noise is coming from.

You want to keep that head? I suggest you not do that again.

Oh, sorry, sorry.

In my head that went a lot smoother.

Hello there.

Hi.

Look, I'm sorry I got so caught up With Emmett and the dancing.

I kind of like the way things were going before then.

Yeah, me too.

I'm glad we got to go to the dance together.

I was a little nervous because Ivy said my window was closing.

And then Lauren sandoval almost asked you.

And then Ivy and Emmett Showed up at my house and I was like, "oh, no.

How is this gonna work?" And I just That was a really nice way of telling me to shut up.

Well, Charlie, I finally got my first kiss tonight And now I can't stop smiling.