Hey, everybody, I'm home.
- And I've got presents.
- Yes! Awesome.
- Hi, dad.
- Daddy, we missed you.
I love you, presents.
I mean dad! Okay, so I'm doing an extermination job over at Loony Larry's electronics.
He was infested with termites, rats and great deals! Because he's loony! Okay, for P.
J.
- For Teddy.
- Smart phones, awesome! - Thank you so much.
- Where's my smart phone? P.
J.
's holding it.
You're gonna get it in about four years.
But for you I got a remote-control helicopter! - This is cool.
- That we put together ourselves.
- Ruined it.
- What? I thought this would be a fun father-son project.
Okay, why don't you put it together with your father And give me a call.
And I even got A little something for Charlie.
* I'm a happy happy horse * * happy happy happy horse * * I'm a happy happy horse * * happy happy happy horse * * I'm a happy happy horse * - That's gonna get old.
- I think it just did.
Good Luck Charlie I love my new phone so much.
See, it surfs the web, it takes video, plays music.
We're just so happy together.
Man, the last present my dad got for me was a book Called "fun with science.
" and guess what? The title was a lie.
Oh, hey, you want to check out The trailer for the new vampire movie "Dusk"? Oh, you know I do.
Those vampires are so cute.
There must be something about being undead that gives you rock-hard abs.
Oh, hey, we should go to the first show.
Which is Oh, Thursday at midnight.
My mom would never let me out that late on a school night.
Just do what I do tell your mom how cool she is.
Then you get whatever you want.
That really works? How do you think I got that leather skirt I can't sit down in? I don't know.
I mean, I'm not a very good liar.
- That scarf looks really great on you.
- Doesn't it? Yeah, I could totally pull this off.
I hope we end up being lab partners, dude.
- I don't.
- What's that supposed to mean? Don't make me say it.
- Oh, yes, I got walter! - Oh, great.
You get the president of the science club, And I'm stuck with this dumb Lug van Brundt.
- What did you just say? - I said I'd I'd love to give a hug to van Brundt.
Don't! Okay Lab partner buddy.
My phone number.
Call me when it's done.
- You got it, big guy.
- Don't call me big guy.
Very sorry.
Hey, great news we're partners.
Yeah, there's no need for us to get together.
I'll do the project and put both of our names on it.
Oh, I love you, man! Hey, whatcha doing, mom? Oh, just going through the spices, tossing out the old ones.
Oh, that is so cool.
- It is? - Well, maybe it's just the way you do it.
Well, I do have a system.
It's alphabetical.
Okay, cardamom comes before cinnamon which comes before coriander.
Whoa, I could listen to you talk about spices all day.
- Then we go onto dill - Okay.
Then it kind of jumps around to fennel.
But instead, how about we talk about clothes? Like that awesome new top you're wearing.
You like this? Honey, I've had it forever.
And I especially love that splash of color on your shoulder.
What, that? I think that's Charlie's puke.
Let's talk about your shoes.
Hello? Oh, hey, Ivy.
You want me to come over? Oh no, sorry.
I'd rather hang out with my mom.
Okay, talk to you later.
Bye.
Are you sick? Are you gonna puke on me too? No, why? You'd rqther hang out with me than Ivy? Mom, does cinnamon come before coriander? That is the sweetest thing you have ever said to me.
My little wooskie.
* I'm a happy happy horse * * happy happy happy horse * * happy happy happy horse * Yeah, sounds like happy horse needs some new batteries.
No! I can't get that stupid song out of my head.
All right, all right.
You know what? Let's build us a helicopter.
And the fun begins With the instruction manual.
Dad, do we have to? Yes, we have to.
Oh! You know what? We should start with the "before you begin" pamphlet.
Oh, and there's a dvd! Which we will watch After the pamphlet and the instruction manual.
Dad, how long is this gonna take? Oh, not long.
Oh, hey,ook at this! Oooh, a "before you watch the dvd" card.
If there's anything better Than a homemade facial with my "bmf," I haven't heard of it.
- B.
M.
F.
? - Best mom forever.
Oh my gosh! I would be smiling, but my face is going to crack.
What's going on? Oh, just a couple girlfriends hanging out.
What, is Ivy here? No, I'm talking about me and mom.
We've been hanging out all afternoon.
We went to the mall.
We went shopping.
Then we did some other stuff I can't tell you about.
- Yeah, well, I didn't ask.
- That's good 'cause we're not gonna tell you.
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