J.
, the coals weren't lit.
Lit? Like fire lit? Yeah, you're supposed to walk across hot coals.
But that would hurt.
And you know I suffer from s.
F.
S.
- S.
F.
S.
? - Sensitive foot syndrome.
It's real, Gabe.
Why do you think I never played hopscotch? Excuse me, ma'am, have you seen Oh! Mom? What happened? Full body massage.
Turns out the massage oil had plumeria in it.
Doctor says I'm gonna be fine.
Is it bad? No no, you've never looked more - What? - That's it.
Just more.
Listen, mom, there's something that I need to tell you.
- It's about Charlie.
- Yeah? She's Doing the hula.
Oh, that's adorable.
That's the greatest thing I've ever seen.
Hi, Charlie.
Welcome to the opportunity of a lifetime.
A chance to own a timeshare of paradise.
Before we begin, Mr.
Duncan, Quick question.
I lost the receipt.
I can't take it back.
It's not about your shirt.
Is Mrs.
Duncan on her way? Man, I hope not.
If both spouses aren't at the presentation, We're going to have to charge you for your entire trip.
Okay, then I will be right back with my lovely wife.
Or somebody else.
Quick favor.
I need you to pretend to be mom.
Dad, really bad time to get super weird.
I just found out that my wife has.
To be at the timeshare presentation.
Obviously, I can't take mom.
Please.
This is an emergency.
All right, fine, just give me a minute.
- Hey.
- Oh.
Ready for our date? Actually, I have one more slight delay.
I have to help my dad with something.
Teddy, I'm starting to think you don't wanna hang out with me.
No no no.
No, I totally do.
It's not gonna take long.
I'll just meet you on the beach in an hour? - I'll be there.
- Great.
- Really gotta go.
- Don't rush me.
I'm coming.
Wow, you are gonna be great as your mom.
Hey, what are we doing up here? You're gonna overcome your fear of heights.
By jumping off this cliff into the water below.
Whoa! Are you crazy? People do it all the time.
Yeah, but those people are professionals.
There's nothing to be afraid of.
He's right, P.
J.
It's gonna be okay.
Just jump.
Stop! Are you crazy? Do you wanna get yourself killed? P.
J.
, empty your mind.
Quiet.
I think he can hear us.
Come on, you can do it.
I don't think so, Gabe.
Maybe I should start with something smaller? P.
J.
P.
J.
Yeah.
What are you doing here? You're supposed to be down there.
Luckily there was a little ledge, see? And some steps, see? So you jumped four feet? And what a rush! Yeah! Before we begin, let's get to know each other a little.
Why don't we start with the Duncans? - Of course.
- Why don't you stand up and introduce yourselves? - Bob.
- Ted Amy.
Tedamy.
Tedamy? That's an interesting name.
Yeah, well, my parents were really messed up.
So, Bob and tedamy, How'd this happen? Uh He was my exterminator.
And he came over to my apartment.
With that giant tank of poison on his back.
And I just knew that bobby-boo was the one for me.
Just so you know, I don't wear the tank on my back.
No one cares about the details.
- I care.
- Do we have to do this here? Let's meet someone else, shall we? You guys.
Man, it feels good to conquer your fears.
P.
J.
, you didn't conquer anything.
You ran from a clown, Walked across slightly warm coals.
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