P.
J.
, I got good news and bad news.
Okay, what's the bad news? fishing trip with dad.
What's the good news? It's your turn to go.
What? Hold on.
I went last year.
It's your turn to go.
Yeah, but when you're out of the house, I'll be the one going every year.
Come on, everyone knows I'm never leaving.
Just can't hear that same stupid joke dad tells every year.
You mean the one where he passes gas and goes, "hey, I didn't know this was a motorboat"? Hey, boys, who wants to go fishing with dad? - He does.
- He does.
You know what? You can quit your arguing.
'Cause this year I rented a bigger boat.
You both get to go.
- Yay.
- Yay.
I just hope it ain't a motorboat.
Today's all burnt toast running late and dad jokes "has anybody seen my left shoe?" I close my eyes, take a bite grab a ride, laugh out loud there it is up on the roof I've been there, i survived so just take my advice hang in there, baby, things are crazy but I know your future's bright hang in there, baby there's no maybe everything turns out all right sure life is up and down but trust me, it comes back around you're gonna love who you turn out to be hang in there, baby.
"what did you get for number four?" Why didn't you just look at my paper? That would be cheating.
If I text, it's just friends hanging out.
You spent the whole weekend with her, Harry.
Should I leave? Fight all the time.
His you should be home with your wife.
Not out there with your hands all over her.
Her name is Gracie.
I'm sorry.
And listen to this.
Re you two need to work this out.
Now whoever this Gracie is - she's a car.
- She's a car.
Of course she's a car.
I'm so glad I could help.
She's an old car that's taking my spot in the garage.
When are you gonna get rid of that thing? I am not selling my baby to some stranger.
Actually, I've been thinking about buying a car.
Do you hear that, Harry? I don't know her that well.
Oh, come on, she's practically family.
Well I guess I could consider it.
- Teddy, would you like to meet grace? - Sure.
I'll take you right out as soon as you wash your hands.
Tomorrow is gonna be such a tough day.
It sure is.
You have no idea what tomorrow is, do you? No, ma'am, I do not.
It's Charlie's first day of preschool.
And I'm not looking forward to it because she's gonna be crying and screaming and grabbing onto my legs like all the kids did.
Honey, if you want, I'll take her.
And miss all that? Are you crazy? Hey, mom, dad, can I talk to you guys for a sec? Sure, honey, what's up? Okay, so Ivy's dad has offered to sell me his car.
And I'd like to ask for you guys to loan me the money.
- Sure.
- Now before you say no, I made this presentation and wait.
What? We said okay.
'Cause the thing is, I spent a lot of time putting this presentation together so I'd really like to present it.
Goodness gracious, - there's lots of graphs and charts.
- Yes.
I'll give you an extra That concludes our presentation.
Okay.
Okay, here we go.
It's the first day.
It's not gonna be pretty.
Okay, now Mommy needs you to be brave, okay? And I promise I'm gonna come back real soon to pick you up, - okay? - Okay.
Big hugs.
That was easy.
I'm so happy that was so easy.
- What happened to you? - Sprained my arm so I can't go fishing.
What happened to you? Sprained my eye.
- Aw, forget it.
- This isn't gonna work.
Why do we always have to go fishing? Why can't dad go with one of his friends? Wait a minute.
You just said something really interesting.
I did? Oh shoot.
Now I wish I had been listening.
If we can get dad to take some of his friends fishing, then we don't have to go.
You're right.
Okay, who are dad's friends? Um He doesn't have any.
- Are you sure? - Think about it.
Have youver answered the door and said, "dad, your friends are here?" So all we gotta do is find dad a friend.
You mean like fix him up? That's right.
We gotta get dad a dude.
Well I guess this is goodbye.
Mr.
wentz, would you like a moment alone? He slept in the back seat last night.
I just wanna make sure that you really wanna do this.
So you really wanna sell your car? - Well - He's selling the car! Teddy, before you go, would you take a picture of me and my special girl? Sure.
I meant Gracie.
Of course you did.
Hey, honey, how'd Charlie's first day of school go? Awful.
Oh no, what happened? She make a scene? No, she didn't.
She just walked through the door without a care in the world.
What was the awful part? I just told you.
But I know what the problem is.
Mm-hmm.
Charlie is the fourth child.
So I didn't get to spend enough time with her.
We did not get enough bonding.
Okay, so with more bonding, then she'll cry when you drop her off at school, and that's a good thing? Yes.
Okay, try and stay with me, Bob.
You seem a little slow today.
Hey guys, I think Teddy just pulled up in her new car.
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