Hey, you know what I was thinking, honey? We should have a little romantic getaway.
This weekend just you and me.
Guys, please, we're trying to eat here.
I think that sounds fun.
Where should we go? Casper, Wyoming The most romantic city.
In Wyoming.
Is the bug convention in Casper this year? The bug convention? Well, I'll just check the old calendar.
Ha! Now that is a coincidence.
Hey, mom, I think you should go.
Why? You planning to throw a party while we're gone? Now that is a coincidence.
Oh.
Well, party's off.
I'm not going.
Why not, mom? Bug convention sounds like a lot of I can't even get through it.
What do you even do at a bug convention? Nothing.
It's just a bunch of exterminators.
In a cramped conference room talking about deadly gas.
And then it gets boring.
First of all, honey, we are not a bunch.
We are a swarm.
Huh?! We got a lot of fun bug-related lingo like that, Like we don't get rooms, we nest.
We don't dine, we feed.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but can someone drive me to school? All right, guys, you know what? Pest control is what I do for a living.
I know it just may be rats and roaches and maggots to you, But it's my bread and butter.
And I'm done with my bread and butter.
today's all burnt toast running late and dad jokes "has anybody seen my left shoe?" I close my eyes, take a bite grab a ride, laugh out loud there it is up on the roof I've been there, I survived so just take my advice hang in there, baby, things are crazy but I know your future's bright hang in there, baby there's no maybe everything turns out all right sure life is up and down but trust me, it comes back around you're gonna love who you turn out to be hang in there, baby.
- Hey, mom.
- Hey, honey.
Remember when I went off to college to k.
C.
U.
? Kwikki chikki university, seminar.
End training I remember it well.
Well, back in those crazy college days Those two crazy college days.
I met this guy named gravy ever in town, m if he was.
He could stay with us.
And I just found out he's moving to Denver, And he's gonna be working at kwikki chikki.
Okay, I think I see when is this happening? Party! Right about now.
P.
J.
, I can't believe on me at a time like this.
Est.
- Gravy! - P.
J.
! That was the kwikki chikki handshake.
I was hoping.
Dude, you didn't tell me your sister was so hot.
Gravy, stay as long as you like.
Sweet crib! Dude, I'm so psyched you're here, dude.
- This is gonna be a blast.
- Epic! - Just think of all those wild times at college.
- Yeah.
Dude, remember the time the girls from hamburger tech came and partied with us? Yeah yeah! Or what about the time I think that's the only story we have.
Hey, mom, listen to this.
It's from that advice column "dear Tammy.
" It says, "dear Tammy, Recently a car I owned for 20 minutes.
Was sadly wrecked.
"How do I ask my parents for another one?" - That's almost exactly what happened to you.
- I know.
So then dear Tammy replied, "if your parents love you, they will buy you a new car.
And be glad they did.
" - That is so strange.
- Yeah.
Because dear Tammy passed away three years ago.
Well, that's a pretty good answer for a dead lady, right? Mom, please, owning that car was the best 20 minutes of my life.
Honey, if it were up to me, I'd buy you a new car.
The problem is your father.
He's been on a tear lately about saving money.
What is wrong with him? He's always saving and planning for the future.
What did grandma and grandpa do to him? How badly do you want this car? - Really badly.
- Sit down.
Teddy, Your father is a simple man.
- Yes, I'm with you so far.
- Okay.
If you want something from him, Then you need to do something he wants to do.
Then when he's in his happy place, just strike like a cobra.
Okay, what are you talking about? The bug convention, Teddy The bug convention.
You go there with your father and he will be so happy He will buy you a car.
Perfect.
I'll go to the bug convention.
How bad could it be? You have no idea.
I went to one convention.
I still have the dreams.
Hey, Gabe, guess what I got.
Last time we played this game, it was lice.
My mom gave me this cool new video camera.
For getting cut from the baseball team.
How does getting cut from the team get you a camera? She felt bad for me, and my dad gave me a skateboard for trying out.
I love sports.
This is pretty cool.
- We should make a movie.
- Yeah.
Ew! The camera does not love you.
But it does love me.
So I should be the star.
Dude, you're getting more like your mom every day.
So what kind of movie ould we make? How about a romantic comedy? Everyone loves a good romcom.
I thought of something while you were talking.
Let's make a monster movie.
Cool, but where are we gonna find a scary monster? Boo! I think we found our monster.
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