Tomorrow, Teddy, Ivy ditching.
And by ditching, I mean gone.
Not here.
Absesans excuse.
We got it, Teddy.
You're ditching.
Yeah, by tomorrow I'm gonna have a new nickname.
Gone girl.
That's still G.
G.
Agggghh! Okay, Charlie, I'm gonna design a dress for you.
Now don't worry.
I just watched 10 hours of fashion reality shows.
So I'm highly qualified.
Now let's start by taking a look at what you usually wear.
Okay, no.
Wrong.
Hate it.
Girlfriend, what are you thinking? Owls are so last year.
Honey, we need to create a whole new look for you, Something that screacharlie! Oh, sorry I screamed "charlie.
" If I'm gonna make you the perfect dress, I need to know more about you.
So tell me what you like.
I like toys.
Toys.
Fun.
Youth.
I'm getting something.
Wait a second.
Yes.
Yes! That's your new look.
No.
You are such a diva.
I love it.
Mom, dad, I was feeling so bad.
About whatever I did to get grounded.
You sprayed Mrs.
Dabney with a garden hose.
It was an accident.
She was in her kitchen.
Anyway, I felt so bad about that, That I decided to clean the garage.
And I found this in one of mom's little boxes.
- And framed it for you.
- What is it? It's a love poem dad wrote to mom in High School.
No no no.
You don't have to read it, Gabe.
"my dearest Amy, how does a dream leave footprints in the sand?" How does a flower kindle a memory.
"Or candlelight whisper your name?" Pretty good so far, huh? Pretty good? I'm a plate of soup.
I don't remember writing that.
It doesn't even rhyme like a good poem should.
Look at that.
That's not even my handwriting.
Dad, you wrote it.
It's signed "bob d.
" Who else would "bob d.
" be? Diddlebock.
Hey, dad, watch the language.
Why would Bob diddlebock.
Write you a love poem? Okay, during that brief time.
In High School when we were broken up, I dated Bob diddlebock.
It was no big deal.
Not to Bob diddlebock.
You were a dream that left footprints.
In his sand.
I do have that effect on men.
Whoa whoa! So the minute we break up, You go out and find another guy? What was I supposed to do? Go home and cry all day? I did.
Bob, it's been 20 years.
Let it go.
Like you let the poem go? We were on a break.
- How about we take another one? - Works for me.
Guys, this was supposed.
To be a happy moment.
For me! Oh! School's just starting.
First period is happening right now.
Congratulations, t.
You're officially ditching.
How does it feel to be bad? Great.
Does your stomach hurt as much as mine? Howdy, young ladies! I'm the mayor of super adventure land.
- Who are you? - I'm Ivy.
Uh I'm claudette.
I'm from Oklahoma.
My parents aren't here right now.
They're taking my brothers Rusty and dusty to the bathroom.
Well, that's a little more information.
Than I needed, darling.
What is wrong with you, claudette? I'm new at this, okay? A cop is staring at us.
He totally knows we're ditching.
T, will you stop? He doesn't care about us.
Then why is he coming over here? Just be cool.
Nobody's in trouble.
Young ladies, you're under arrest.
We're under arrest? - Afraid so.
- For what? For not having enough fun.
And as sheriff of super adventure land, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket.
For a free smoothie.
Now can we please go have some fun? I wanna ride terror in the sky.
Really? 'cause I was thinking Mr.
Chipmunk's kooky clown cars.
Yeah, I'm gonna go find Rusty and dusty.
Dad, check out this old photo album I found in the garage.
You stay out of the garage.
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