- Hey! - There you are.
So what's the big news and why didn't you just text me? Because I wanted to see the expression on your face When I told you-- okay, here goes: So that really hot senior Josh Invited me to his party this weekend.
And he said I could bring a friend.
So tell me how it all went down.
Okay okay okay.
So I was standing at my locker when Josh asked me.
I got so nervous I closed my hair in the door And I had to stand there like this.
Wait a minute.
Our moms will never let us go to a senior party.
- Already solved that.
- Ooh, we're gonna lie.
- We can't.
You're a terrible liar.
- I am not.
Yeah you are.
Whenever you lie, your voice gets really high.
huh-uh! Okay, so here's the plan.
You know that app that lets you create fake phone calls? That what that creates what? There's a phone app that you can create fake phone calls with.
All I have to do is record my mom saying some stuff That sounds like she's giving me permission to go to the party.
Ah, then when my mom hears it - She'll let me go.
- Exactly.
And we go to the party and Josh falls in love with me.
Oh, and his cute best friend falls in love with me, But I tell him that I have a boyfriend, But he doesn't take no for an answer-- - Are you done? - And then There's a third guy that gets interested today's all burnt toast running late, and dad says has anybody seen my left shoe? I close my eyes, take a bite grab a ride, laugh out loud there it is up on the roof I've been there, I've survived so just take my advice hang in there, baby things are crazy but I know your future's bright hang in there, baby there's no maybe everything turns out all right your life is up and down but trust me, it comes back around you're gonna love who you turn out to be hang in there, baby.
Oh, Charlie.
You know daddy loves you, But daddy's played baby about 100 times And he doesn't feel so good.
He needs to rest.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Oh, I know! Let's play Baby watches daddy take a nap.
Aha! Boys, I need your help.
- Really? - Today at work I got bit by a spider.
You're an exterminator.
Doesn't that happen every day? Well, this particular spider I happen to be mildly allergic to.
that's disgusting! Cover it, cover it, cover it.
Please, I think I'm gonna barf.
Thank you so much for your concern.
I went and I saw the doctor.
She says the swelling's going to be gone in a couple of days.
Oh, that's revolting.
Although it does make your tummy look smaller.
"gosh, dad, how could I help?" thanks for asking.
P.
J.
, I need you to cover for me at work tomorrow.
- I got a really busy day.
fine, I'll help.
But I better not get a giant arm too.
I just bought some shirts.
Gabe, I gotta go upstairs and rest, So I need you to look after Charlie, okay? What am I supposed to do with Charlie? Wha-- you play baby with her.
Come on, she loves it.
Fetch.
Okay, Ivy, I'm about to launch phase one of operation fool mom.
What? No.
I don't know what I'm gonna wear to the party.
Let's trick our moms first.
- Hi mom.
- Hey.
What? Mom, I haven't seen you all day and all I get is a hey? Sorry.
Hi, Teddy! Uh, mom, could you get this loose thread on my sweater? - Where is it? - Oh, must have fallen off.
Threads.
Go figure.
How are you doing? Fine.
Oh, mom, Could I ask you a personal question? Honey, of course you can.
Great.
What's-- what's-- what's the question? Oh, I don't have one right now.
Just You know, good to know for down the road.
Seriously, how are you doing? Oh, mom, you took Spanish, right? What does this mean? That means I like that boy.
He's very nice.
Wait a minute, I thought you were taking french.
Oh, wow.
Guess that's why I didn't understand it.
- I love you, mom.
- I love you too, honey.
Weird-- I usually have those conversations with P.
J.
dad, make it stop.
- Make what stop? - Play baby.
That.
Everywhere I go "play baby, Play baby, play baby.
" I'm sorry, son, but somebody has finally found you likeable.
Well, I can't take it anymore.
I'm going to the library.
- The library? - Yeah, dad.
It's come to that.
- Do you even know where the library is? - I'll find it.
- she's coming! Okay, are you ready with your phone? Ready.
- Oh, hi, Mrs.
Wentz.
- Hi, Teddy.
- Ivy, didn't you hear me? - No.
I have been honking and screaming "ivy" for 10 minutes.
That was you? I know so many people.
- Let's go.
- Before that, quick question.
- What? - There's a senior boy named Josh And he invited Teddy and me to a party this weekend.
Can I go? Now, Ivy, you know my policy.
Unless I've met the boy, the answer's no.
And I'm sure Teddy's mom said the same thing.
Oh well, actually I haven't asked my mom yet.
Oh hey, why don't I call my mom at work and see what she says? it's ringing.
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