Stay up past our bedtime.
Dude, there is no bedtime! Yay, we're adults now! Yeah! Dude, I'm gonna go check out the view.
Hey, look at this clown.
Oh, it's an actual clown.
You're not still afraid of clowns, are you? No.
You know what the best part - about this place is? - Huh? Our moms aren't around to tell us what to do.
Ah.
It's your Mom.
Hi, guys! Brought you some lunch.
Lunch.
.
Awesome.
Except for we don't have any plates.
Or forks.
Hey, why don't you go see if that clown next door has any? I'm on it.
Sweetheart, that's not nice.
We don't call our neighbors clowns.
Well, if I knew his professional name I'd use it.
So what do you think of the place? - It's nice! - Yeah.
Yeah, it's a little small maybe.
Call it cozy.
Kinda drafty.
We call it inside breezy.
That's Emmett's bed and that's mine.
Oh, Emmett's a little messy, isn't he? Yeah.
Well, that's Emmett.
Honey, just because it's Emmett's apartment doesn't mean you should let him walk all over you.
If you don't like the mess, say something.
Mom, stop worrying, okay? It's gonna be fine.
We're grown-ups now.
.
Ugh, it was just so awkward and I kept saying "temperate".
And I never say temperate.
You just said it twice.
Does your Mom like me? Hey, of course she likes you.
I mean, does your Mom like me? Let's keep it on your Mom.
Hey Teddy, look, my Mom likes you, all right? That's just how she is.
You know, she's reserved.
Well, I want us to have a good relationship.
So tell me some stuff about her.
Okay, um, what do you want to know? I want to know who is Lynn Walsh? What's her favorite color, her favorite food? Who would play her in the movie of her life? Do you know that stuff about your Mom? Purple, lasagna and Reese Witherspoon.
Oh, um.
.
All right, well, there's one thing I can tell you.
.
She likes orchids.
- Orchids.
- Yeah.
Good, okay.
So what else? Uh, oh, she likes going to this one fancy place downtown for high tea.
Great.
Okay, keep going.
That's all I got.
That's it? Hey look, I think it's pretty great I came up with that.
Okay, I just had an awesome idea.
I'm gonna take your Mom out to tea and we're gonna talk about orchids.
.
And tea.
That's great.
I don't have to come to this, do I? I just need you to watch the baby for a sec.
.
Whoa!.
.
No! No! Oh ow! Mmm.
Nobody tells Mom! - What are we not telling Mom? - What? What? Dude, you just yelled "nobody tells Mom" in your sleep.
I mean I'm in, I just want to know what we're not telling her.
No.
No, I was just dreaming about that time I dropped Charlie.
Oh.
I remember that day.
That was a really good sandwich.
Now I'm worried I'm gonna do the same thing to Toby.
I can't stop thinking about it.
So that's why you didn't want to carry him up the stairs.
I don't want to carry him down the stairs either.
- What are you gonna do, Dad? - I don't know! But I can't drop Toby like I did Charlie.
- You did what? - I did wh.
.
Hey! Hey hey, Sweetie.
No no no no, Daddy didn't drop you.
It was more.
.
It.
.
It.
.
It was more like a toss.
And then you flew a little! Bad Daddy.
But Daddy caught you.
Lucky Daddy.
Thanks for buying plates and forks, Emmett.
Too bad we're having soup.
Hey, would you mind picking that up? I will, just let me finish my plate of soup first.
- It'll take one second.
- I don't have a second.
Soup gets cold really fast when it's on a plate.
How long does it take to pick up a piece of trash? Okay, well, wait.
What's your problem? My problem is my roommate is a slob.
- I'm a slob? - You're a slob.
- You take that back! - I will not.
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