Ooh.
Fun.
- When's it due? - Two days.
Two days?! Why did you wait until the last minute? Well, that's when Dad does his best work.
That's true.
Listen up, everybody.
I want you to meet the newest member of our team.
- Hi, everybody.
I'm Teddy.
- Wrong.
No, I'm pretty sure.
Teddy's too soft.
It's too nice.
From now on, your volleyball name is uh.
.
T-Rex! Keep stretching.
I'm gonna get a fresh whistle.
Coach likes to give us all fierce dinosaur nicknames that go with the first letter of our name.
I'm Vonnie, so I'm "Velociraptor," Stephanie's "stegosaurus," Taylor's "pterodactyl".
But pterodactyl begins with a "P".
Tell it to the coach.
He loves to be corrected.
All right, let's get to work.
I'm sorry, I thought you were gonna get that.
Way to go.
Nice shot.
That was awesome.
Oh, are you okay? That was mine, wasn't it? That's it.
Practice is over.
Except for you, T-Rex.
I want to talk to you in private.
You stink.
Coach, I don't think we're in private yet.
And do you know why you stink? No.
When I ask a question, I don't want an answer, do you understand me? I don't know what to do.
You're too nice.
Nice people, they get pushed around.
And I'm not talking about volleyball, I'm talking about life.
- It's just my first day.
- And possibly your last.
Now, if you want to stay on my team, you need to come back tomorrow and play with some fire.
- You got it? - Got it.
Oh, and one more thing.
Pterodactyl actually starts with a "P".
I know that it's kind of confusing, but it's.
.
Get out of here! See? Isn't this nice? Working on a project together.
Nice? It's great.
It doesn't even feel like homework.
It's more like.
.
Home play, or home joy, or.
.
Too much? Okay.
Hey, Charlie.
What do you want? Oh.
.
I forgot, I totally promised Charlie I was gonna play with her.
Charlie, I'm sorry I can't play with you.
Look, I know you've been feeling neglected ever since Toby came along, but I'm working on a big school project with Mom.
Oh, you know, go play with her for a few minutes.
I'll just get this started.
If you say so.
Where's my toy? - Just like we talked about.
- Thank you.
All right, now, let's head down to the basement where you're gonna play "sit quietly," while I play "watch TV".
And then he said that I stink because I'm too nice.
- You know this is all your fault.
- How is it my fault? You're the one who wanted to join a team.
Well, you could have mentioned that the coach was a lunatic.
You know what? I don't need this.
I'm gonna quit.
Well, I thought you wanted to play a sport.
Yeah, well there's plenty of other sports out there.
I'll do the one with the, um.
.
With the the ball and the stick and the helmet.
Okay, so that would be either Softball, Field Hockey, or Lacrosse.
- Which one's outdoors? - All of them are.
- Which one has the cutest uniforms? - None of them do.
Sports is so hard.
- Gentlemen.
- Hey, Dad.
- What are you doing here? - Again? Oh, I, uh.
.
Brought you a little housewarming gift.
Vacuum bags.
That will come in handy once we get a vacuum.
Well, Dad, it was nice of you to.
.
Take off your coat and stay.
I also brought.
.
This awesome Japanese monster movie.
Your Mom hates it when I watch these at home.
Put it in the thing.
Um.
.
You know, actually, Dad, we're kind of busy.
That's all right.
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