P.
J.
, this French Toast is so good.
It's fluffy on the inside, crunchy on the outside.
Yeah, and when you push it with a fork it makes a squishy sound.
Squishy squishy squishy.
Oh.
I can't be cool all the time.
So, Bob, you all set for Wednesday? Wednesday.
Uh Hump day, middle of the week day, your Birthday? It's Halloween.
Oh.
Well, good.
I don't have to do anything.
Yes, you do.
It's the baby's first Halloween.
- You have to dress up.
- Oh, there'll be other halloweens.
There'll be other babies.
- P.
J.
? - Yup.
Do you think you could cook an actual French dinner? Well, I think so.
Why? Well, because my one-year anniversary with Spencer is coming up, and I want to surprise him with a romantic dinner.
And it has to be French because we met in French class.
Oh, it was a rainy Monday.
Freshman year, third period.
We were both in Mademoisel Fisher's class Teddy? You're painting a wonderful tapestry of words to conjure up a place in time And that is why I'm leaving.
Cool again.
So, uh, what do you think? Sure, I'll make you guys dinner.
Sounds fun.
Can we do it at your place on Halloween night? That way Spencer won't suspect a thing and I can make him dress up.
See? Teddy's getting Spencer to dress up.
You can't compare me to a 17-year-old.
Well, that's for sure.
Today's all burnt toast running late and dad jokes.
"Has anybody seen my left shoe?" I close my eyes, take a bite grab a ride, laugh out loud.
There it is up on the roof.
I've been there, I survived.
So just take my advice.
Hang in there, baby things are crazy.
Everything turns out all right.
Sure life is up and down.
But trust me, it comes back around.
You're gonna love who you turn out to be.
Hang in there, baby.
Mrs.
Dabney.
It's not Halloween yet.
What's with the mask? Using that old chestnut again, huh? Hey, if it ain't broke.
Now what do you want? I actually want to discuss Halloween.
I was thinking this year we might skip the annual pranks.
I'm getting too old for pranks anyway.
Although I did already buy the eggs and shaving cream.
I could take those off you.
I can use and the shaving cream for Ah, bup bup bup bup bup! My legs.
I'm sorry.
Do you not know what "bup bup bup bup" means? Listen, while I'm here, I need to ask you something else.
Can you ride with me to my ladies' club meeting Wednesday night so I can use the carpool lane? - I'll pay you.
- How much? And do we have to talk to each other? See you Wednesday.
Are you ready? I am ready.
Good day, mate.
My name's Kangar-Amy.
And these are my little joeys, Charlie and Toby.
A family of kangaroos.
That's cute.
Cute? It took us two hours to get into these costumes, and all we get is "cute"? No worries, mate.
Throw another shrimp on the barbie.
Shut up, Bob.
Go ahead, Charlie.
Tell him what we practiced.
I wanna be a Princess.
Everybody wants to be a Princess.
That's why you're a kangaroo.
What she was supposed to say was "hoppy Halloween"! Where's your costume? - Uh I'm wearing it.
- Those are your work clothes.
Yeah! No, I'm a I'm going as an exterminator this year.
An exterminator? Okay, I am sweating my marsupial butt off in here and that's the best you came up with? All right.
Well, hang on.
I'm not done.
I'm not done.
You know what? Huh? There.
I'm a superhero exterminator.
I'm Captain Extermo.
Who's your sidekick? Pesticide Pete? Mommy, this candy's yucky.
What? "Uncle Milt's Honey Globs.
" Why did you buy this disgusting candy? It's not disgusting.
It was on sale.
"Ingredients: Honey Glob.
" Bob, go get some better candy.
Uh Bob's not here right now.
I'm Captain Extermo.
Okay.
Well, when you see Bob could you tell him I'd like to speak with him? Uh Who would like to speak to him? Kangar-Amy or Amy? Amy.
Ooh, he may be gone for a while.
Happy anniversary! Surprise! I took you to Paris.
Bonjour.
Welcome to Chez PeJhay.
What? Chez PeJhay.
Chez P.
J.
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