- S'up.
I can't believe I have to run the mile in P.
E.
today.
- I hate the mile.
- Yeah, me too.
It totally ruins my hair.
Someone as cool as you shouldn't have to run the mile.
I mean, your name's Walker, not runner.
Am I right? Don't worry about me, dude.
I'm not running it.
How are you gonna get out of it? I've been in eighth grade for three years now, I've picked up some things.
Oh, nurse? Over here.
What's the problem? Oh, the problem is, I just totally barfed.
Guess I can't go to P.
E.
Wow, that looks like potato soup and fruit punch.
That's what I ate.
Guess they had a fight in my stomach.
Are you sure they were ever in your stomach? They seem to have landed in two separate puddles.
Yeah.
Gnarly, huh? So, guess you'd better write me a note to get out of P.
E.
Yeah, I better.
Okay.
I'm gonna write you an ID 10-T form.
Okay.
I want you to wear this all day.
Enjoy P.
E.
Hey There she is! There he is.
The guy who can't remember my name.
I remember your name Connie.
Nope.
Oh, uh Little bit of bad news, Teddy's got some laryngitis.
Doctor's said she shouldn't speak for a couple of days.
A couple days? But what about our presentation? Oh, me? No.
I can't.
No, but I've never given a presentation before.
Wow.
Look at this! It's like she knows exactly what you're gonna say.
Hey, I bet you don't have a card for me.
And away I go.
Oh, uh, good-bye Vonnie! Can I can I keep the card? Okay, here we go.
Can I have my balloon back now? Whatever.
- Hi, PJ.
- Hey, Mindy.
I didn't know you were a babysitter.
I'm not.
I'm just watching my brother and sister.
Actually, I'm kind of in a bind.
My nanny just canceled.
Any chance you could watch the twins for a couple of hours? Oh I don't know.
I'll pay you 15 bucks an hour.
- Per kid? - Sure.
Wow.
Let's see, that's 15 bucks an hour times two kids for two hours.
Oh, let's see.
Carry the one Just say yes.
Yes.
Okay.
So here's my new plan.
Yesterday's fake puke went on the floor, tomorrow's is gonna go all over nurse Blankenhooper.
You're gonna puke on her? Doesn't that seem a little extreme? Yeah.
We're gonna humiliate her so bad, she'll never show her face in this school again.
Well, I do like that part.
Hey, Teddy.
How you feeling? Super good and getting better.
What's all this? This is how I'm going to communicate with you today.
A text-to-speech program.
Okay.
Here's the presentation.
Read this out loud.
Hi.
I'm Vonnie.
My partner Teddy and I have something very exciting to share with you today.
Be more excited.
Give me some sizzle with that steak.
Hi! I'm Vonnie.
My partner Teddy and I have something very exciting to share with you! Stop.
You're killing me.
Hey.
Don't take that tone with me.
This is the only tone I have.
I can't do this.
Let's just give up.
What is wrong with you? Are you a loser? Hey! I'm not a loser! You're a loser! That's it.
Use that passion tomorrow.
You'll nail it, Connie.
Sorry, typo.
Vonnie.
Little Lambs Babysitting Service, taking good care of your kids since Yesterday.
Yes, we are fully licensed.
I've been driving for two years.
Hello? PJ, this babysitting thing is a gold mine.
I know, dude.
We got seven kids.
Seven times 15, times two Carry the three uh.
I'm bored.
Hey, I'm kinda bored too.
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