Gabe, be totally honest.
For a pregnant woman, I'm really smoking, aren't I? Ba-bam! Yeah.
I think silence is my best option here.
Okay.
Well, I'm off to yoga.
Oh hey, before you go This silly old thing.
Can I get a quick signature for this thing for school? A school thing? Oh.
I Hope this isn't another note from your principal.
Oh, look at that.
Yes, that's interesting.
It's gotten to the point where "dear Mrs.
duncan" is a stamp.
You released a bag of crickets in the library? - Why? - Crickets are noisy.
The library is quiet.
You try things.
Let's see.
I could try things like grounding you, - cutting your allowance - Wow, mom, now that I'm getting a better look at you, you are smoking.
- You really think so? - Yeah.
Forget it, mister.
You've gone too far this time.
Your father and I will discuss your punishment later.
All right, fine, but you still have to sign this.
Wish I had a stamp.
Today's all burnt toast runing late and dad jokes "has anybody seen my left shoe?" I close my eyes, take a bite grab a ride, laugh out loud there it is up on the roof I've been there, i survived so just take my advice hang in there, baby things are crazy but I know your future's bright hang in there, baby there's no maybe everything turns out all right sure life is up and down but trust me, it comes back around you're gonna love who you turn out to be hang in there, baby.
I'm so glad we're back together.
I know.
Me too.
You know, I feel like when we're happy, - the whole world is happy.
- Right.
- Guess again.
- Oh hey! Wouldn't it be fun cute couple nicknamese.
Where we combine our two names? - Like brangelina.
- Yeah yeah yeah.
Right, okay.
So Spencer and Teddy.
Oh, we could be "spendy"! Do you like spendy? I'd like for spendy to hit me over the head with a club.
Well, I gotta go - Basketball practice.
- All right.
See ya later, spendy.
I like it.
Ivy, why are people giving me dirty looks? Hmm, it could be anything really Your pants, your shirt, the fact that you're a jinx, your hair.
Wait.
Whoa whoa.
Okay, go go back.
I'm a jinx? Why would people think that? Well, ever since back together, r got.
The basketball team hasn't won a game.
But that's ridiculous.
Ivy, come on.
- You don't think.
- Weli, don't, o you? But the basketball team does, the coach does, the janitor rse, I am not a jinx! If anything, I'm good luck.
Sorry.
Hey, looking good, Charlie.
I know, daddy.
Yeah, you are your mother's daughter, all right.
Oh, I'm next! I'll take the race car.
Hey, P.
J.
, P.
J.
Manager asked me to talk to you.
- About what? - Come here.
He seems to think you're a little old to sit in the race car.
All right.
I'll sit on the elephant, but my engine noises won't make any sense.
Hey.
You're old enough to vote.
You're old enough to go to a real barbershop.
But real barbershops don't give out stickers and lollipops.
Maybe you can hold off on the voting for a little while.
Hey, you know what? I'll take you to where I get my hair cut.
Uh, no thanks.
You're 18.
Time to leave the orange balloon and grow up.
Oh, great, rub it in my face.
Can you believe what Gabe did? No, I can't.
I mean, everybody knows when you transport crickets.
You don't use a bag, you use a lightly-ventilated box.
Focus! Bob, we have to punish him.
Man, he's been a handful lately.
I know.
Well, at least we don't have it as bad as my friend Pam.
She's one of the pregnant gals in my yoga class.
She has a son Gabe's age who's so out of control.
They're sending him to military school.
Military school? It's the only way, Bob.
You can't have.
A troublemaker like him around with a new baby on the way.
Still, I mean, isn't that kinda harsh for a kid Gabe's age? What he needs is discipline, and that's what a school like Graystone academy can give him.
Yeah, I guess.
Hey, does he know it's happening? No, the trick is not to tell him.
Then one day you say, "hey, buddy, get in the car.
We're going for ice cream.
" Then off you go to military school.
- Wow.
I don't know if I - It's done, Bob.
And what do you care? It's not like him leaving.
Is gonna affect your life one way or the other.
Yeah, that's true.
Excuse me, quick question: Do you give out prizes with your haircuts? Yeah, if I Nick you, you get a free bandage.
That's a joke, right? Okay.
热门英文电视剧
老友记 Friends摩登家庭 Modern Family绝望主妇 Desperate Housewives破产姐妹 2 Broke Girls权利的游戏 Game of Thrones黑镜 Black Mirror爱,死亡和机器人 Love, Death & Robots杀死伊芙 Killing Eve第二十二条军规 Catch-22神盾局特工 Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.豆瓣高分英文剧
瑞克和莫蒂 Rick and Morty老友记 Friends火线 The Wire怪诞小镇 Gravity Falls探险活宝 Adventure Time with Finn and Jake无耻之徒(美版) Shameless飞出个未来 Futurama欢乐一家亲 Frasier 成长的烦恼 Growing Pains兄弟连 Band of Brothers飞哥与小佛 Phineas and Ferb风骚律师 Better Call Saul少年正义联盟 Young Justice亿万 Billions咱们裸熊 We Bare Bears副总统 Veep鬼屋欢乐送 Ghosts伦敦生活 Fleabag绅士杰克 Gentleman公关 Flack梅尔罗斯 Patrick MelroseCopyright © 2021 TaiCiShe.com 版权所有。 联系我们