Wow, I've really got to cut down on the coffee.
You know, I'm actually thinking about letting it grow out anyways.
- Syd! - Hi.
- Hey.
- Have a seat.
Well, since I'm here.
- What's your name? - I'm P.
J.
So what kind of cut would you like today? Uh, well, normally I go for the handsome prince, but today I'm thinking about changing to the sporty rascal.
Well, P.
J.
, I think it's time we gave you more of an adult look.
How about we go Shorter on the sides.
And then we can layer it on top? Okay.
Or we could go shorter on top.
And then leave it fuller in the back.
Whatever takesthe longest.
Come on, let's get you shampooed.
We're gonna get me shampooed.
Okay, don't sugarcoat it.
Does everyone think that I'm a jinx? Yes.
Boy, no sugar there.
Teddy, I'm sorry, all right? It's one of those, - you know, sports superstition things.
- But it's so stupid.
Yeah, I know, but everyone believes it.
Well, then we'll just have to convince them that I'm not a jinx.
- How do we do that? - You could play better.
That's obviously not gonna happen.
I guess you've never heard of a sugarcoat either.
I've got it We have to break up.
- Whoa.
Break up? - We don't need to break up for real.
We'll fake break up, the team will think the jinx is gone, they'll relax, you guys can win again.
That could work.
Okay, so what's our story? - Why are we breaking up? - I met someone else.
- Okay, but who? - Serge lefleur.
- Excuse me? - Serge was.
My imaginary boyfriend when I was eight.
He he had a velvet beret.
And rode a unicycle.
So your imaginary boyfriend was a mime.
Yeah, a mime who could make a layup.
Hey! You won't believe this Mom and dad are sending me to military school.
Oh, this is terrible! Well, maybe for you, but I just doubled my living space.
How can you say that? What, did I get the math wrong? I mean, I know I've been bad, but how can they just send me away? Well, you gotta hand it to mom and dad When you're adding a new kid, you kinda wanna get rid of an old one.
What about you? You'll be leaving for college soon.
Gabe, everyone knows I'm not going anywhere.
Right, Charlie? - True dat.
- Mmm.
They're sending me to some place called Graystone academy.
Graystone academy.
Ah, found it.
"Graystone academy: Breaking boys' spirits since 1873.
" Okay, there there has gotta be some way out of this.
Well, I'm not very good at thinking of things.
Okay, go on.
No, that's it.
I'm not very good at thinking of things.
I've got it.
I'll just start behaving better.
If I show mom and dad how good I can be, then they'll never send me away.
Your plan requires you to be good.
You have no experience in that.
Well, I'm gonna have to learn.
It's either that.
- Or I'm off to military school.
- Bye-bye, Gabe.
Hey, what were you dreaming last night? - You kept kicking me.
- I dreamt you were snoring.
Oh, good morning.
Table for two? - What's all this? - You made us breakfast? Not just any breakfast, dad.
Three eggs filled with pancakes, bacon and cold pizza.
You made me a boblette? And, mom, a healthy breakfast for you Oatmeal and fresh fruits.
Okay, I wanna know what you did right now, mister.
I didn't do anything.
I just realized what great parents I have.
This is the best boblette I've ever had.
Gabe, seriously, I wanna know Where you got blueberries, 'cause they're not even in season.
I'll be back later to do the dishes.
Oh and, dad, I made you lunch.
I still think he's up to something.
Oh, dear lord, he made me a bob-wich.
Teddy, we have to talk right now.
- About what? - About you cheating on me.
Well, I don't actu Do we have to do this here, in front of everybody?! You were saying? - I heard you're cheating on me.
- Oh.
Someone saw you with With sarge lefloo.
You mean serge lefleur? The handsome, dashing french boy.
Who doesn't go to our school? Yeah, that guy.
Oh, hold on.
Oops.
Oh, bonjour, mon petit chou-chou.
Ca va? This is awkward.
- Good break-up.
- You too.
- Hello, again.
- P.
J.
, what's up? I noticed this morning that my sideburns are a little uneven.
- They are? - Uh-huh.
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