What are you doing? The breath of fire.
Well, could you extinguish it? I just lit it.
I'll study in the kitchen.
What? - Hi, dad.
- Hey, sweetie.
Dad, how long do you think that's gonna take? Do you want it fast or you want it yummy? So mom and dad were giving you.
The old "new baby pep talk," huh? Well, forget it, Charlie.
Once that new baby comes along, you're just another middle child.
Welcome to the forgotten kids club.
I Hope you enjoyed the spotlight, 'cause that's over.
No, it's not.
Denial.
That's smart.
Use that.
That's what got me through kindergarten.
Hey, honey.
Bob, get over here.
I just heard Gabe talking to Charlie.
He said we're gonna forget about her when the new baby comes along.
What? How could we forget about sweet little Charlie? - She's adorable.
- I know, but what about him? - Who? - Gabe! He's feeling neglected.
Maybe we're not spending enough time with him.
What are you talking about? I just took him to the batting cages.
When he was 8.
Okay, so, what is he now, 10, 11? Is he still into baseball? Mr.
Hammerstone.
What do you want, cupcake? - It's P.
J.
- Excuse me? Cupcake works.
I like cupcake.
Listen, I want to talk to you about my grade.
- You gave me an incomplete - Mm-hmm.
Which means I can't graduate tomorrow.
So kind of big problem.
Not for me.
The thing is, though, I only missed one unit.
The most important unit of all The one that molds you into a man.
The one that combines athleticism and discipline, And prepares you for the hard realities of life.
Square dancing? That's right, cupcake.
No offense, but it just doesn't seem that important.
"not important.
" What if you're walking down the street.
And bang! A hoedown breaks out? You wouldn't be prepared.
Well, you do make a good point there.
Listen, I really wanna graduate on time.
Isn't there anything I can do? - Well, there is one thing.
- Yes.
You can learn how to square dance by tomorrow.
Just one little problem It's impossible.
Oh, yeah? I say it can be done.
I'm gonna learn how to square dance by tomorrow.
And I'm gonna stop calling everybody cupcake.
Ain't gonna happen, cupcake! - Hey, t.
- Hi.
- What are you doing here? - I didn't know what to do.
- I've got no place else to go.
- What's wrong, honey? I've had the worst day.
I have this big final tomorrow, And I can't find a quiet place to study.
- I tried my house but - Was it your mom? It was everybody.
But mainly your mom.
Teddy, you are always welcome here.
Come on.
Go on, you just get yourself comfortable, And I will make you some tea.
Um, how come you never do any of this for me? I do this for people who study.
Not worth it.
Hey, there he is.
There's the guy we've been waiting for.
Honey, we saw this karaoke machine, And we thought of you.
Because? Because we can sing together.
Because? Because it'll be fun.
Am I being punished? No.
Your mom and I thought we just hadn't had enough "gabe time" lately.
Oh.
You're not talking about one of those stupid homemade coupons I gave on mother's day, are you? Because those expired.
No, honey, we just want to spend more time with you.
Okay, now you look at this.
And pick out any song you want.
And while you're doing that, I'll do this.
Bob, it's not a duet.
No, it never is, honey.
form a square and back you go now meet your honey with a do-si-do chicken in the bread pan pecking at dough skip to my Lou, my darlin' No no no no.
Yep.
Okay, go, keep going.
ladies, do and, gents, you know it's bow to your partner and off you go, swing her around - Let's take a break.
- We don't have time.
I gotta learn this.
P.
J.
, we've been at it for over three hours, And you still don't know a "do-si" from a "do.
" Then why do you keep saying "good good"? I was talking about me.
I was killing it.
Unh! So that's it? I'm not gonna graduate? - Sorry, buddy.
- Oh man.
After barely passing the subjects that end in "ology" and "ometry," I never thought it would be "ancing" that took me down.
We're wanna show you one of our favorite movies from when we were your age.
You're gonna love this.
It's about a giant squid.
That terrorizes a small beach community.
It's called "tentacles over pismo.
" I still have nightmares about it.
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