What was it, what was it, what was it? Oh, yeah.
I can't stand grandma.
But she's the sweetest lady in the world.
No, no.
No.
No.
She's the sweetest lady in the world.
And whatnot.
Yeah, she does say that a lot, Doesn't she? It's not just that.
It's the voice, and smile, and the comments, And the "bobby's a movie star.
" Please.
If anyone's around here's a movie star, It's me.
Well, mom, She's only going to be here for two more days.
Can't you just get through it? I don't know.
After the baby, I'm all hormonal, Just I don't have my usual censor.
You have a censor? Teddy, you have to help me, okay? You gotta keep grandma away from me.
Yeah, sure.
I I love spending time.
With grandma.
And just in case she gets on my nerves, We need a code word.
You know, something I can say.
In case I'm about to blow.
Platypi.
That's a fun word.
It's the plural for platypus.
Oh, honey.
I need something that I can work into a conversation.
Um Apple.
I was at the zoo and I saw two platypi.
How easy is that? We'll go with apple.
Meh.
No.
Oh.
Hey.
Check out this old comic book.
"Gila monster man.
" Gila monster man? What's that about? "by day, he's mild mannered photographer, gil a.
Muenster.
" By night, he's a crime-fighting superhero.
"Gila monster man.
" All right, what's his super power? "when he hides under hot rocks," His body temperature rises.
"And gives him the ability to scorch villains.
" I'd hate to be the geek with that lunch box.
You know? - What's that? - Just some old letter.
Hey, it's dated July 9, 1924.
- Wow.
- Listen to this.
"my dearest brother," As I am very ill, I send you this letter with great urgency.
As you know, in spite of my great wealth, "I have had a lifelong distrust of banks.
" What does Gila monster man do during the winter? Quiet, quiet, quiet.
Blah, blah, blah, blah "all my money is buried in the backyard of my home," And four feet deep.
"With loving regard, your brother, Orville.
" Wait a minute, look at this.
He lived in Mrs.
Dabney's house.
And the letter was never mailed.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? We gotta get to the post office.
Pj, the letter was never mailed.
No one knows about the money.
It's probably still there.
So when Mrs.
Dabney's gone, We go dig it up.
Oh.
And we're rich.
Well, of course, the right thing to do.
Would be to split it evenly with Mrs.
Dabney.
We're gonna do the wrong thing, though, aren't we? Move it back.
There.
Now, isn't that better, Bobby? It is better, mommy.
Hi.
What's going on? Oh, just a little rearranging and whatnot.
Oh.
Is that a good idea? Oh, yes.
It's an ancient chinese art.
It's called "fung shooey.
" Hey, hon.
Come on in here a second.
Huh? What do you think? Love it.
It's easier to clean this way.
I know that's always been a challenge for you.
Apple.
What? Mom's probably just talking about.
What we're gonna have for dinner tonight.
Apple? Don't you think we need something.
A little more filling? Apple.
Grandma, you haven't seen my room.
Come see my room.
Okay.
So, like a caramel apple? Thanks for the tour of your room, sweetheart.
It was certainly thorough.
Oh, no.
Uh, wait.
Um Let's do something.
You know, just you and me.
I need some more grandma time.
All righty.
I'm not sure you're going to enjoy it, But I have an idea that might be fun.
Extreme couponing.
Extreme couponing? Well, let me explain how it works.
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