- (Chuckling) Yeah, all right.
So, have you noticed the lady who lives next door, Mrs.
dabney? I guess so.
You guess not.
Hands off.
That poor beaten-down old lady is mine.
What are you talking about? Nobody pranks her but me.
I was pranking her when you were in diapers.
I was pranking her when I was in diapers.
I was kind of a prodigy.
What I'm trying to say is leave her alone.
Okay.
Is there anybody I can prank? Yeah.
Sure, man.
I don't wanna tie your hands.
Okay, Mr.
duggan across the street He does not have caller I.
D.
Use that as you will.
You're not gonna have any? No, ma'am.
Maybe I'll have a bite of yours.
So What flavor you gonna get? Vanilla.
Or Strawberry? Or Chocolate? Chocolate! If you insist.
Uh, excuse me? Spencer?! Why is everyone always so surprised to see me? What are you doing here? Yeah I'm gonna give you a minute to take in the uniform.
I mean, I thought you were in Boston.
Actually, I've been in Denver all summer.
I'm going back to school next week.
Why haven't you come by the house? Well, you know, Teddy and I Oh, right.
You two aren't Talking very much anymore.
Yeah.
So how's she doing? I'm getting her room! (Laughs) She's going to Yale.
Really? Oh-ho, good for her.
I knew she'd get in.
And, uh, the room thing has not been decided, little lady.
It's a girl's room.
Just saying.
So, is Teddy still dating that guy? You know, the one with the, uh, hair and the fake smile? - Beau? - Yeah.
Yeah, that was his weird name.
No.
No.
He went back to Tennessee.
Oh.
Too bad.
Yeah, Teddy's doing okay with it.
I'm still struggling.
Well, here she is.
- What do you think? - "The gravy boat.
" You get it? 'Cause I'm gravy.
(Chuckles) Why the "boat" part? - Oh, 'cause we serve fish - Ohh.
- with gravy.
- Oh! Yeah, flounder with gravy, Halibut with gravy, COD with gravy.
Our slogan is: "If you like fish, we got it covered In gravy!" Dude, I'm not sure about this concept.
Oh, come on.
There's nothing else out there like this.
There may be a reason for that.
It sounds kinda gross.
No no, you're just not used to it yet.
I mean, hey, they first time someone put eggs and bacon on a plate together, I'm sure people were like, "what?! Eggs come from chicken, bacon comes from pig.
I mean, this is chaos on a plate!" I don't know, man.
Fish and gravy? Okay, what if we call it "fish 'n' gravy"? Well, I do like things with "'n'" in the middle.
All right, I'm in.
First, we gotta go to the store, pick up a few key supplies.
- Like what? - Fish and gravy.
- Hey, dad.
- Hey.
Oh! Guess who I ran into at the yogurt store? - Hmm? - Spencer! Really? He's back in Denver? Asked how you were doing.
He did? Wha so, um So how did he say it? Like he was just being polite or like he really wanted to know? Uh, I'm I'm not sure.
Well, dad, did he say it like, (cheerily) "How's Teddy doing?" Or (intensely) "How's Teddy doing?" I don't know.
I'm barely paying attention to this conversation.
Look, sweetie, if you wanna know, go talk to him.
(Laughs) Dad, I can't do that.
The last time he saw me, he said he didn't wanna be friends anymore.
Ahh, maybe he's changed his mind.
That's what I want you to find out.
- Me? - Yes.
Tomorrow I want you to go back to the yogurt store and invite him to my going-away party.
- Okay.
- Hold on.
When you invite him, you cannot say that it was my idea.
Okay? That way, if he says no, you're the one who invited him, so it looks like you got rejected.
But if he says yes, and then you can tell him that I asked you to ask him, okay? I better write this down.
(Zapping on TV) Remember when you asked me if I was a good boyfriend? I believe the answer has been confirmed.
(Chuckles) You talk to that kid? Oh, yes, the situation has been dealt with, and I think I deserve a little reward.
You want me to let you win this game? It's better when you don't say it.
You know, I really do appreciate it.
If my grandma's happy, I'm happy.
Mrs.
dabney: Help! Help! Oh my gosh! That's her, come on! Mrs.
dabney yelling for help used to be such a happy sound.
Finally! What happened? This happened! That kid from next door put glue on my chair.
You said you were gonna take care of this.
I thought I did.
The little weasel lied right to my face.
What's wrong with kids today? Stop talking and get me out of this thing.
What do we do? Well, if I know my glue (Chuckles) And I do Then you need to go to the hardware store and get some solvent.
All right, sit tight.
(Laughs) "Sit tight.
" Oh, that's pretty good.
Come on.
- Just go already.
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