- Okay.
How did that kid know I was gonna sit in this chair? What if I sat in that one? Devil child! Help! (Groaning, grumbling) I need your help.
Well, I'm not a psychiatrist, but I'll see what I can do.
Look, I don't have time to trade insults with you today.
Okay? I have a very important audition to be the co-host for "good morning Denver.
" (SIGHS) Why don't we start by talking about your mom? (Exhales) I'm serious.
Look, now the key to this job is to look interested when Phil is telling one of his boring stories.
Now that's where you come in.
I want you to tell one of your boring stories and I'll react as if it's interesting.
I happen to think my stories are interesting.
And now so will I.
Okay, so go ahead.
Just talk about anything and I will throw in some co-host banter.
- (Chuckles) - Okay.
Ho-ho.
Well I guess I could talk about tea.
Tea! (British accent) A favorite beverage of all friends across the pond it is.
I wouldn't do the accent.
(Normal voice) Okay okay, tell me more about tea.
Well, I like to sip my tea, but I don't like it to get cold.
So what I do is I preheat the cup.
(Incredulously) Preheat the cup? I'm on the edge of my seat.
That's all I got.
That's all you got? You say that as if it weren't enough.
Oh! (Laughs) Debbie! You are priceless.
Okay, I need you to tell me a sad story so I can work on my sad face.
Something sad.
Okay, well (Gasps) Deedee won a goldfish at the county fair But it didn't last too long.
What happened to it? The cat ate it.
(Gasps) Oh my (Sobs) (Sniffles) (Voice breaking) It's the circle of life.
Sunrise, sunset.
(Composed) We'll be back right after this short break.
(Bell jingles) Oh, hey, Mr.
Duncan.
Hey, Spencer.
Uh, listen.
We're having a little going-away party for, uh, Teddy tomorrow night, "and, uh, I was wondering if you wanted to come by.
That's my idea, not hers.
She doesn't know I'm here.
Has no idea I'm inviting you.
" And a large chocolate with sprinkles.
I'm sorry, what was that? Okay, you know what? Let's just start with the important stuff Large chocolate with sprinkles, please.
So you want me to come to Teddy's party? Yeah.
Me.
Not her.
Un unless of course you say yes.
And then, I don't know I guess the whole thing's different.
I don't know.
Let me think about it.
All right.
Well, I understand.
You and Teddy have been through a lot.
You know, you gotta look down deep into your heart and fig Seriously, dude, that's all the sprinkles you're gonna give me? Oh oh! Finally our first customer.
Uh, actually, that's my girlfriend.
And I had to beg her to come here.
Thanks, skyler.
Ahoy, Matey! Welcome to the gravy boat.
Fish with gravy? You owe me.
(Mouths) Would you like to try our special today? The mystery fish? Ooh! What's the mystery fish? We forgot when we put the gravy on.
I'll try the Halibut with gravy.
Here you go.
Uh, what's wrong? Well, I like the fish And I like the gravy.
I'm just not sure I like the two together.
Oh.
Well.
I like p.
J And I like you.
I'm just not sure I like the two of you together.
Oh, gravy, come on.
Admit it.
It's a terrible idea.
What? We don't belong together? No.
No no no.
Fish and gravy.
Guys, come on! How bad could it possibly be? Okay, yeah.
It's pretty bad.
What are we gonna do now? Well, I don't know what you're gonna do, but I'm outta here! Abandon ship! What?! You're the captain now.
You're giving me your truck? What are you gonna tell your dad? Same thing I told him when he got me a plane: "I lost it!" Gravy out! (Doorbell rings) What do you want? I thought I told you hands off Mrs.
dabney.
I don't have to listen to you, old man! You're past your prime.
What are you, 13? Then go take a nap, grandpa.
(Exhales) Look, all I'm asking is that you leave Mrs.
dabney alone.
Once I move in, I'm gonna do whatever I want to whoever I want and there's nothing you can do to stop me! Yeah, well, in this neighborhood you're not welcome, Matt.
(Chuckles) Get it? Welcome mat.
Lame! That was lame! Man, I've lost it.
But I'm gonna get it back.
Hear that?! Getting it back! Now I'm talking to a door.
What happened to me?! Hey, Charlie.
Last video diary.
Here we go.
Oh, um, actually, before I get to the big piece of wisdom that'll summarize the last four years, there's just one little thing that I wanted to mention.
So dad ran into Spencer at a yogurt store and he may or may not be coming to my farewell party.
Interesting, right? (Chuckles) Anyway, that said, the big wisdom is Wait, why wouldn't he say yes or no? Why "maybe"? Okay, I'm sorry.
I got distracted, the big message is I need to know if he's coming to the party.
Dad! On tomorrow's show I'm gonna start with a funny story about you kids.
Okay.
But mom, just don't forget to listen.
Oh, thanks.
I just got it.
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