_.
I know.
Well, hang in there, honey, okay? Okay, bye-bye.
I thought you were going to shave.
What, are you kidding? I waited my whole life for mutton chops to come back.
These bad boys aren't going anywhere.
I just got off the phone with Gabe.
Apparently Gabe Junior is quite a challenge.
He even referred to him as "The Devil Child".
What goes around comes around, huh? Woo! Up top.
Mom, Toby's not talking to me.
- Toby, talk to Charlie.
- No way.
- Toby - Hey, dad, chops are looking good.
Oh, thanks, pal.
You know, it took five tries, but I finally got a kid to be nice to me.
Toby's been giving me the silent treatment for two days.
- What'd you do? - Nothing! Well, okay.
I told some girl that he liked her.
It's funny how, whenever you say "nothing," it's always followed by something.
- What does that mean? - Nothing.
Well, what am I going to do about Toby? You know, I think that Teddy went through something like this with Gabe once.
Do you think she did a video diary about it? I think she did a video diary about everything.
Hey, Gabe.
Hi.
Gabe Junior.
You did what? You tied your daddy to a chair? Honey, listen to me very carefully, okay? Do you know how to work a camera phone? Great.
Today's all burnt toast running late and dad jokes.
"Has anybody seen my left shoe?" I close my eyes, take a bite grab a ride, laugh out loud.
There it is up on the roof.
I've been there, I survived.
So just take my advice.
Hang in there, baby things are crazy.
But I know your future's bright.
Hang in there, baby, there's no maybe.
Everything turns out all right.
Sure life is up and down.
But trust me, it comes back around.
You're gonna love who you turn out to be.
Hang in there, baby.
_.
Computer, bring up Teddy's video diaries.
Accessing files.
Cross reference "silent treatment".
Hey, Charlie.
Well, crazy week for the Duncan family.
This is going to be a long one, so you might want to get comfortable.
Anyway, it all started a few days ago.
Oh! Charlie, it's so sweet you're playing with Toby.
You're a really good big sister.
No, I'm not.
What do you mean? I got in trouble.
This is my punishment.
Well, you're still A sister.
- Hi, Lauren.
- Hi, Teddy.
Is Gabe here? Uh, no.
Do you want me to give him a message? Yeah, could you tell him I need to talk to him? It's about our relationship.
Oh.
Okay.
Um, I'll have him call you.
No, I really need to do this in person.
All right.
Thanks.
- Uh oh.
- What's wrong? Well, usually when a girl says she needs to talk about the relationship, it means she doesn't like the boy anymore.
We need to talk about our relationship.
Meanwhile, there was some trouble brewing in the neighborhood.
We've got a problem.
Well, come on in, Debbie.
I came outside this morning to find that some hooligan had rubbed soap all over my car windows.
So I guess what I'm asking is Where was Gabe last night? All right, it wasn't Gabe.
He's too old for that kind of stuff.
No, besides, soap was never his thing.
Eggs, water balloons, toilet paper that's really where he excelled.
Well, whoever it was, we need to catch him.
Almost everyone on the block's been hit by the mad soaper.
You know what we need? We need a neighborhood watch.
Okay, so why don't we get everybody together tonight? - We can do it here.
- Ooh, could I cater it? I've got some new ideas for appetizers.
I could wrap bacon around Ooh, that sounds good.
I'll go spread the word.
Oh! My car got soaped.
Where was Abe last night? It's Gabe.
So he's got a partner now, huh? - Hey.
- Hey.
Oh, Gabe, Lauren stopped by.
She wants you to come over.
- Oh, okay.
- Wait, hold on.
Um, she said that she wants to talk to you about your relationship.
Hmm, okay.
Hold on.
Come sit with your sister.
We need to talk.
All right He said, slightly creeped out.
Look, do you know what it means when a girl says that she wants to talk to you about the relationship? That she wants to talk about the relationship? No! Girls never say what they mean.
So - Are you saying what you mean right now? - Gabe just Listen to me, okay? Most of the time when a girl says That she wants to talk about the relationship.
It means Well, that she doesn't want it to continue.
You mean, she's going to dump me? I kind of think so.
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