Gravity Falls S01E16 Carpet Diem Oh! Total domination! I am the master of attic-stuff mini-golf! From the mighty Swiss Alps to the badlands of Dipper's old laundry, where man fears to tread.
All right, let a pro on the field.
Erfloor.
Whatever.
Ow! My head! It hit me right in the head! Yes! Stan shot! Is that legal? The judges say it's out of bounds.
You're out of bounds! Hey! Stop it! Hey, Dipper, I gotta go hang out with Candy and Grenda tonight.
Aw, again? You can't leave mid-game! Don't be silly, I'm not leaving! My friends are coming to me! Wait, what? Oh, no.
No, no, no.
Sleeping bags? Rom-coms? Calling all boys preteen edition?! You're not having a-- Sleep over! Okay, so how much do you like boys? So much! Boys make me think about kissing.
Candy! Oh my gosh! Ow! We are so crazy tonight! Who wants to smear make-up on my face? Oh, you're already so beautiful Grenda, What would be the point? Beautiful! Beautiful! Beautiful! Mabel! Do you think you could do this somewhere else? You're laughing at frequencies only dogs should hear.
Come on, it's not that bad.
You know what your brother needs? A makeover? Hey Soos, can I sleep in your break room tonight? Of course, dude.
You just gotta make your body go like a video game puzzle block.
The trick is to hold perfectly still.
Oh! Wait, wait.
Oh! Wait, wait.
Oh! Wait, wait.
Ow, ow, ow-- I think I'll sleep somewhere else.
Actually felt good that time.
Ow! Wait, wait.
Sleeping under the stars not bad.
Ah! Get off! Ah! Ah! Get away! This is still better.
Uhh what happened last night? What's up, party girl? I don't know what I was kissing in there, But I have no regrets.
Candy falls down now! That was awesome, girls! See you again soon! Hey brother! You want any of this leftover pizza? It's got glitter on it! Mabel, last night an owl tried to eat my tongue.
That's great! No, it's not great! This is impossible to live with! What? I'm delightful to live with! Get ready to be poked by the fun stick! - Boop.
- Ahh! Mabel, I've had it with the fun stick! You've totally wrecked our room.
And oh no! Our mini golf course! Yeah, Grenda sure loves breaking things.
Mabel, we need to lay down some ground rules if we're gonna be living in this room together.
First of all, no sleepovers.
What?! Well if I can't have sleepovers, then you can't keep me up every night with your summer reading.
How does reading keep you up? Interesting But who stole the capers? Well, at least my braces don't whistle when I breathe! At least I wash my clothes once in a while! Washing clothes is a waste of time! I'm a busy guy! All right.
If you meow one more time-- Okay, that's it, that's the final straw.
Maybe we shouldn't share a room anymore.
Well, uh-- Well, maybe we shouldn't! - Fine by me! - Double fine by me! Then we need to talk to grunkle Stan about moving rooms.
Yeah, he's a reasonable guy.
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! TV, it knows what I want.
Grunkle Stan? We want different rooms.
And I want a pair of magic money pants! It's not gonna happen.
Magic money pants? Come on, grunkle Stan! Can't we work something out? Look, kid.
There's my room and the attic.
That's it.
What do you think, there's some kind of secret hidden room in the shack? Dudes! I found some kind of secret hidden room in the shack! Okay, so I was cleaning up behind this bookcase, when boom! Mystery door.
This old shack is full of weird secrets.
Classy! "Experiment 78.
" Grunkle Stan, what is this place? I don't know.
Just another room I gotta clean up now.
The carpet it's amazing! Yeah, if you're into things that are terrible.
Problem solved! I'll move in here! What? Why do you automatically get the room? We both saw it at the same time! Wait a second So you both want this room, huh? I guess I'll give it to whichever one of you I like more.
Uh oh.
Looks like my shoe's untied! Give it to me.
To the kitchen! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Whoa.
I don't know dudes.
This room gives me major creep-o vibes.
Ya know, the attic is a pretty good space.
Maybe you two should appreciate what you got.
Grunkle Stan! I gotta have that room! Huh.
Hey, what do I know? Maybe there's nothing creepy going on in this room.
All right, kids, here's how it's gonna go down.
Whoever sucks up the hardest, gets the key to the new room.
Grunkle Stan, we're not going to suck up to you just to get the new room.
Yeah, we are! Ten suck up points for Mabel! I mean, uh, yeah we are! Trying too hard.
Minus 15 suck up points.
- What? - Good decision, grunkle Stan! Trying way too hard! Plus 50 suck up points.
Now who wants to re-tile the roof In searing 105 degree heat! Me! Me! I'll do it! Me! No, Dipper! Give it here! Ahh, Stan, you're a good uncle.
I'll kill you! Dipper! You're phoning it in! Ahh.
Man, that's refreshing.
Ten suck up points for this lemonade.
Thank you, Stan.
Oh, ho! Ten more for politeness.
Oh, and so sweet! All these chores will be worth it when I get this room.
Shag carpeting come on! Hey, brother.
Don't get too comfortable, I just made Stan an omelet shaped like his own face.
I have seen the face of beauty.
Face it.
I'm like a suck up ninja! This room's as good as mine! You might as well give up now.
What do you say? I say, I'm gonna win this room somehow, And when I do I'll finally have my own space, And we'll never have to share anything ever again! Ughwhat happened? Dipper? Why are you wearing my clothes? And my face!? Am I in my your body? Am I in my your body? Get out! Get out! Get out! This isn't happening.
This isn't happening.
This isn't happening.
Great, just what we need.
More gravity falls weirdness.
This is stupid! Sharing a room was bad enough.
Now we're sharing bodies? Ugh, braces are horrible.
It's like my mouth hates me! And what are these things? I wanna know why you're so sweaty! - And awkward.
- Hey, look! Experiment 78! Electron carpet.
Atoms can swap electrons.
This carpet must build up a static charge so powerful it can swap minds.
It was the static electricity.
Maybe, we could use it to switch back! Phew.
Oh, oh! Glad I'm switchin' back.
If I was you, I would totally lose the contest.
And if I was you, which I am I could sabotage myself! Then Mabel would lose all her points and the room would go to Dipper! Wait, what? Oh, Stan! I've always hated you! Ha ha! See who he gives the room to now! No! Wait! Tie your shoes!! Mmm those cannibals are onto something, I taste delicious! Grunkle Stan! What's the word, Mabel? That's right! It's me, ugh, Mabel! If you like that omelet, you'll love this A sandwich made out of rocks! Candy rocks? Regular rocks! Keep that up, and I'll be giving your brother this key.
Ha ha! I mean darn.
Hey, grunkle Stan! Your face looks like a butt! What?! Breaking stuff is so much fun! I am Dipper and I stink! Mabel's gone bananas! Well, this is getting weird.
Wait! Are you gonna dock Mabel points? Dipper should lose all his points! Ugh! Grunkle Stan! Waddles, you got it good, bro.
You got no worries.
I mean, nobody thinks it's cute When I lie naked on the living room floor.
I wish I could be a pig.
Yes! I should do out loud wishing more often.
Is that a corn cob I spy? I got little legs! Hey, Soos.
What's up? Have you seen my-- Uh I'll come back later.
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