I mean, what difference does it make what you get? Are you kidding? This is an IQ test.
This is 10 times more important than your grades.
Wait.
What are you talking about? This test decides once and for all how smart we are.
I mean, after today, our parents will know how stupid we are.
Our brothers and sisters will know how stupid we are.
I can only assume the whole state of Idaho will know how stupid we are.
Our parents get these results? I'll never hear the end of it.
"Poor Richie, he's just not as smart as his brother David.
"Our David is pre-law at Princeton this year.
"Oh, hi, Richie, could you take out the garbage, please? "We're hoping he can do it professionally someday.
" Look, what do you care about your brother? I mean, so he's a nerd.
Every family's got a nerd.
Hey, yeah, that's right.
You got Carol.
She's a genius.
You're gonna look like a tree stump next to her.
No, I'm not.
Because for one thing, I am just as smart as she is.
And for another thing, I happen not to believe in these tests.
I mean, you know what I do? I don't even read the questions.
I just fill in these computer dots in a pretty pattern, like this.
All right.
You may begin.
What? You're crazy.
What are you doing? Oh, it's a self-portrait.
They'll love this in Idaho.
All right, Mr.
Ellis is there anything else you'd like to talk about before we stop for today? - Nope.
Everything's just great.
- Good.
Okay.
Well, I think we're making some real progress here with your problem.
What problem's that? Well, Mr.
Ellis, we both know, don't we, that you're an habitual liar? No, I'm not.
- Mr.
Ellis - Okay, okay.
Don't pressure me like this.
My whole life is going down the drain.
But, now, just a minute ago, you said, "Everything is just great.
" No, I didn't.
Well, then we certainly do have a lot to talk about next time, Mr.
Ellis.
What next time? I'm never coming back here again.
- Whatever you say.
- Fine.
- See you next Wednesday? - Good.
Yeah.
All right, Ben.
Let's do it.
- Dad - Come on, Ben.
I don't ask you to do too much around here.
When I do, I expect it to get done.
- But, Dad - Without an argument.
Can't I do it later? - Ben, you're testing me, now.
- All right.
That's more like it.
- Ben, you're a born Pip.
- What's a Pip? A state of mind.
Hello? Okay, wait one second.
It's for you.
Don't go away, now.
We're not done.
Hello.
Well, no, my wife is at work.
Yes Yes, of course, if it's important.
All right, I'll see you then.
Hey, Ben, will you turn that off, please? Yeah, Maggie? Can you meet me down at the high school in about a half an hour? Well, it's the school psychologist.
It's about Mike.
Dr.
And Mrs.
Seaver, we have some concern over Breath mint? No.
- Over the results of Mike's IQ test.
- Why? What did he get? Now, Maggie, you know, these are highly subjective.
Many diagnosticians, they don't even consider these to mean - What did he get? - He got Well, let me just put this in context for you, Mrs.
Seaver.
Now, a score of 100 is about average, - What did Mike get? - A 27.
What? This is ridiculous.
I mean, this is obviously a mistake.
I'm sorry, Mrs.
Seaver.
We've checked and double-checked.
- Antacid? - No.
Twenty-seven? I'm glad that you're a psychiatrist, Dr.
Seaver.
You'll understand what I'm saying here.
Yeah, you're saying my son is an idiot.
No, technically, he's an imbecile.
What? Well, 0 to 25 is an idiot.
Well, that's certainly a load off my mind.
Let's see, I believe that 60 to 70 is a moron.
No, wait.
What's 50 to 60? I don't know.
A bozo? No! Never mind.
This has nothing to do with Mike.
No.
Because according to this Mike could never even aspire to become a bozo.
Now, Dr.
And Mrs.
Seaver, the worst thing we can do is to overreact to this.
热门英文电视剧
老友记 Friends摩登家庭 Modern Family绝望主妇 Desperate Housewives破产姐妹 2 Broke Girls权利的游戏 Game of Thrones黑镜 Black Mirror爱,死亡和机器人 Love, Death & Robots杀死伊芙 Killing Eve第二十二条军规 Catch-22神盾局特工 Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.豆瓣高分英文剧
瑞克和莫蒂 Rick and Morty老友记 Friends火线 The Wire怪诞小镇 Gravity Falls探险活宝 Adventure Time with Finn and Jake无耻之徒(美版) Shameless飞出个未来 Futurama欢乐一家亲 Frasier 成长的烦恼 Growing Pains兄弟连 Band of Brothers飞哥与小佛 Phineas and Ferb风骚律师 Better Call Saul少年正义联盟 Young Justice亿万 Billions咱们裸熊 We Bare Bears副总统 Veep鬼屋欢乐送 Ghosts伦敦生活 Fleabag绅士杰克 Gentleman公关 Flack梅尔罗斯 Patrick Melrose11. 185806 - Standardized Test (第1季)【完整台词】
所属电视剧:Growing Pains
11. 185806 - Standardized Test 全部台词 (一共 4 页)
Copyright © 2021 TaiCiShe.com 版权所有。 联系我们